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Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

i am a nando

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:20

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CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can I please have some chicken

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:21

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

yes that will be eighty six dollars thirty please

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:26

lua: Jun 16, 2013

Lid posted:

Hacking so hard his pinkie fell off

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:32

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Avshalom posted:

yes that will be eighty six dollars thirty please

*hands u USD$9.80*

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:33

Captain_Red: Mar 2, 2007; I'm a Captain

Kommando posted:

I'm gonna need some numbers for this.

*raises hand

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:34

Ragingsheep: Nov 7, 2009

https://newmatilda.com/2015/03/13/inside-department-explosive-leaked-transcripts-moss-review

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:35

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

QUACKTASTIC posted:

*hands u USD$9.80*

please enjoy our heated bird product

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:38

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Captain_Red posted:

*raises hand

Heyyyyy you finally posted!

Uh anyway Komm, any day except next Sunday (the 22nd) is good for me.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:44

Magog: Jan 9, 2010

lua posted:

Hacking so hard his pinkie fell off

Being a hacker doesn't mean you can ignore poor ergonomics. :v:

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:50

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Captain Red is our Communist Protector.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:52

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

you can see his pinkie is clearly there helping prop up the laptop from beneath, this is just another shameless fairfax attempt to smear and slander our dear maligned treasurer, the honourababby joe '2 and 2 make 5' hockey

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:54

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Ragingsheep posted:

https://newmatilda.com/2015/03/13/inside-department-explosive-leaked-transcripts-moss-review

Friday night kill you are self fuel.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shadeoses posted:

I don't think I've ever seen someone eat an onion like that before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-DMnQvQHAc

# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:10

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Ragingsheep posted:

https://newmatilda.com/2015/03/13/inside-department-explosive-leaked-transcripts-moss-review

quote:

In his September 25, 2014 video message to asylum seekers detained on Manus Island and Nauru, Scott Morrison plays the tough guy.

A deadpan Minister for Immigration speaks directly into the camera: “If you are currently in Papua New Guinea or Nauru, you will not be transferred to Australia… you will remain there until you either choose to return, or you are resettled somewhere else other than in Australia.

“Now is the time to think about your future, for you and your family.”

The video was designed to bludgeon detainees into returning to the countries from which they fled.

I remember this. In the media at the time it was portrayed as bad people wrecking poo poo for spite.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:19

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liz9qsoK61o

Holy poo poo what a giant dork

# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:41

EvilElmo: May 10, 2009

EvilElmo posted:

Posting it again.
https://vine.co/v/O9deFBO6HZW

# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:42

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

I worked with an old man who could do that, he said it was cos his sense of smell was failing and that they taste similar to apples.

Tony Abbott eats onion, spites thousands of dollars investment in cosmetic surgery

# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:05

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2P8UNStjCA

# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:30

Mattjpwns: Dec 14, 2006; In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Can I please have some chicken

did you get some chicken (my) breasts from this transaction?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:41

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Mattjpwns posted:

did you get some chicken (my) breasts from this transaction?

he got the parson's nose

# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:50

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

Did Tony Abbott actually just eat a raw onion? That's another tick in the lizard column.

Holy poo poo he did what the gently caress

# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:53

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:57

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Wow

# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:00

Seagull: Oct 9, 2012; give me a chip

uh there were four elephants pope, gently caress me

# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:03

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Seagull posted:

uh there were four elephants pope, gently caress me

I guess the fourth elephant could have been Muir, back when Clive was trying to talk himself up by having this big voting block. Muir pretty much distanced himself pretty quickly from that, though.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:04

TheMightyHandful: Dec 8, 2008

Google searches for "can lizards eat raw onion" through the roof right now

# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:06

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Zetsubou-san posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:08

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

TheMightyHandful posted:

Google searches for "can lizards eat raw onion" through the roof right now

wut

# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:09

TheMightyHandful: Dec 8, 2008

*probably.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:14

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

Zetsubou-san posted:

That belongs in a museum, along with this contemporary Australian art:

# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:01

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Woah is that an actual game you can play??

# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:17

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

At many suburban train stations around the country

# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:26

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

thatbastardken posted:

At many suburban train stations around the country

It's a pretty drat good picture of Ipswich station tbh.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:28

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhAPrBddfM

I love reading this thread.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:48

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

hakimashou posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhAPrBddfM

I love reading this thread.

Doesn't have the music from the Iron Chef intro, gently caress that.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:00

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Zetsubou-san posted:

holy poo poo

# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:15

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CrazyTolradi posted:

Doesn't have the music from the Iron Chef intro, gently caress that.

Music is from the hit movie Backdraft, they had to stop using it because of some kind of litigation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMskSnRvWTw

Also, Iron Chef Italian was pointless.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Hiroyuki Sakai forever.

And yes Masahiko Kobe was really loving pointless and a completely uninspiring chef.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:21

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CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Michiba-san :3:

# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:24

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