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cams posted:not really though, how are people with huge cocks changing the odds of loving a woman? there is no point where the size of your dick comes into play of getting a woman to have sex with you unless you got her to have sex with you by saying "i have a huge cock" and then whipping it out to prove it Uv never done that???
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lol if you use okcupid to do anythign other than send pictures of your monster dong to strangers
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:lol if you use okcupid to do anythign other than send pictures of your monster dong to strangers it is completely honest advertising. you are saying, "here is my cock. it is what i am selling. i want to put it in you. would you let me put this in you?" nothing more honest than that
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Mar 14, 2015 01:56
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As a huge dong haver it's more like an expected bonus when you take you pants off and maybe she'll stick around longer and then stalk you for months after a break up
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Mar 14, 2015 01:57
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Okcupid is terrible because the girls that validate me by letting me ignore them are way fatter and/or uglier than the ones on tinder
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Mar 14, 2015 01:58
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I wanna know why some 18yo chick who's 57% to me messaged me. Not complaining but come on that's weird
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Mar 14, 2015 02:32
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LethalGeek posted:I wanna know why some 18yo chick who's 57% to me messaged me. Not complaining but come on that's weird Gold digger.
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Mar 14, 2015 02:35
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LethalGeek posted:I wanna know why some 18yo chick who's 57% to me messaged me. Not complaining but come on that's weird she's probably a horny idiot. This applies to most 18 year olds regardless of gender
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Mar 14, 2015 02:38
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toggle posted:the goon-on-goon cannibalising in these dating threads is so loving riveting to read! i would love, love! to read more pages of it goon-on-goon cannibalising is why i have this gangtag. its totally my poo poo. bring it on.
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Mar 14, 2015 02:51
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LethalGeek posted:I wanna know why some 18yo chick who's 57% to me messaged me. Not complaining but come on that's weird She thinks you're attractive. Women have an independent sexuality that is not just 'being a sex object to males'. Shocking, but true.
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Mar 14, 2015 02:55
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Women who like sex are sluts and weird. Although that is totally in the male interest, and should be encouraged if they weren't hate-filled beings that believe they are a lot more intelligent than then really are. Alas.....
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Mar 14, 2015 02:57
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To be fair the average 18 year old ain't messaging old goons on dating sites and I reserve my right to judge for that no matter their genitalia
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Mar 14, 2015 03:00
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Any American girls here??? I need sex
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She's prob not smoking hot, therefore it's not too weird since both men and women can look Really Good even in their 40s+. Though even if she's attractive, not all goons are gross ugly creeps The male obsession with youth is creepy btw cuz the main appeal of a very young girl is her immaturity and ease to control. There are lots of beautiful women that are 'mature'. Patriarchy is real, and if ur a male not actively trying to dismantle it, you will be 1st against the wall when the femdom rev cums 
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nutranurse posted:goon-on-goon cannibalising is why i have this gangtag. its totally my poo poo. bring it on. good goon-on-goon cannibalising is funny to read. this isn't 
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unassertive boy 99 posted:She's prob not smoking hot, therefore it's not too weird since both men and women can look Really Good even in their 40s+. Though even if she's attractive, not all goons are gross ugly creeps it think its good because then it means more 35 year old MILFs for me, which are the best of all possible female variants.
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unassertive boy 99 posted:not all goons are gross ugly creeps Good 1 friend 
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Mar 14, 2015 03:27
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listen when it comes to game with the Womenfolk as i like to call them i have an outside game my strengths come from breaking them down on the dribble and acting as a faciliator for my teammates i'm great with the assists and such personally i think im the john stockton of dishing pussy but that's just me imo
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opus111 posted:it think its good because then it means more 35 year old MILFs for me, which are the best of all possible female variants. 
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Mar 14, 2015 03:35
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Women would be dtf a lot more, way more often, if it wasn't for sexism. All dudes seem to enjoy if they got to get their gently caress on more. So it is just logical to be a feminist dude even for the worst gross selfish reasons -- but most dudes are atrocious levels of dumb and unfathomable degrees of petty that the situation is they cockblock themselves, way2go dumbos
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unassertive boy 99 posted:*buncha stuff* ....anyway, whatever the gently caress you're projecting here bucko. Went back and looked and lol they're not even out of HS yet. Don't think this will go anywhere but at least it was different. Chomp8645 posted:Gold digger. Ha I wish I had that kind of income.
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Mar 14, 2015 04:56
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holy poo poo what happened in this thread I came back in and there's bodies all over the floor
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I came here to ask some advice: the new girl at work who i have a crush on is a really high match w/ me on okcupid. I think we're hitting it off IRL but would it be uncouth to like check her profile or give her a "I like u" star? i mean people post some fairly candid stuff about themselves so would she think it was weird that I looked on there like there'd be this unspoken "oh hey i see we both masturbate 3-5 a week" or whatever but now i mostly just want to get trolled by "ironic" rapists, can someone please start an argument w me about biotruths
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i dunno meaningful relationships are overrated AF lets just jump off a bridge who with me??
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Literal Carehaver posted:i dunno meaningful relationships are overrated AF welll both of those will cure you lonlieness i guess. kinda makes you think
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Mar 14, 2015 05:42
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Ghaz posted:I came here to ask some advice: the new girl at work who i have a crush on is a really high match w/ me on okcupid. I think we're hitting it off IRL but would it be uncouth to like check her profile or give her a "I like u" star? get in there son
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Mar 14, 2015 06:05
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Ghaz posted:I came here to ask some advice: the new girl at work who i have a crush on is a really high match w/ me on okcupid. I think we're hitting it off IRL but would it be uncouth to like check her profile or give her a "I like u" star? wet it up you silly goose
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Or don't poo poo where you eat i.e. workplace romances
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Ghaz posted:I came here to ask some advice: the new girl at work who i have a crush on is a really high match w/ me on okcupid. I think we're hitting it off IRL but would it be uncouth to like check her profile or give her a "I like u" star? send her a picture of your cock that way she knows for sure
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well im planning on asking her out next week which is why it would feel sorta weird to have to preface that like "he we should hang out sometime i think we'd have a lot of fun. actually im pretty sure because i did a little research into your preferences and appearance first  " imo weird at worst, tryhard at best
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LethalGeek posted:....anyway, whatever the gently caress you're projecting here bucko. Her friend told her a story about how great it is to date an older man and she made fun of her friend at first but now she's going to give it a furtive go on the internet. Or she's a hooker.
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Mar 14, 2015 09:10
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this thread cured my agoraphobia thanks thread
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Ghaz posted:well im planning on asking her out next week which is why it would feel sorta weird to have to preface that like "he we should hang out sometime i think we'd have a lot of fun. actually im pretty sure because i did a little research into your preferences and appearance first Check her profile to make sure you're the right race.
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unassertive boy 99 posted:She's prob not smoking hot, therefore it's not too weird since both men and women can look Really Good even in their 40s+. Though even if she's attractive, not all goons are gross ugly creeps  All these meltdowns.
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Ghaz posted:well im planning on asking her out next week which is why it would feel sorta weird to have to preface that like "he we should hang out sometime i think we'd have a lot of fun. actually im pretty sure because i did a little research into your preferences and appearance first good luck!
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Ghaz posted:well im planning on asking her out next week which is why it would feel sorta weird to have to preface that like "he we should hang out sometime i think we'd have a lot of fun. actually im pretty sure because i did a little research into your preferences and appearance first your ideal approach is to research her preferences and pepper those into your conversations with her. Don't tell her you actually looked up her profile lol. Figured that would have been obvious
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nutranurse posted:ive seen this person in real life. How was the smell?
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:your ideal approach is to research her preferences and pepper those into your conversations with her. Don't tell her you actually looked up her profile lol. Figured that would have been obvious Just start listing off literally everything she says she likes in her profile
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this is what drives a man to double homicide over pumpkins .
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Ghaz posted:well im planning on asking her out next week which is why it would feel sorta weird to have to preface that like "he we should hang out sometime i think we'd have a lot of fun. actually im pretty sure because i did a little research into your preferences and appearance first Are you fifteen? Ask her out, don't even bring up okcupid until you've been officially dating for like, three months. Definitely don't say you've been researching her. The best research you can do to predict compatibility is to go on a date Also, be prepared to be rejected, because judging from your posts I doubt your ability to accurately read a "hitting it off" situation Good luck tho and I hope I'm wrong and you guys have a great time
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