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there comes a time and place when all men must realize how weak and vulnerable they are in the face of the overbearing tyrant that is life. peasant or king, hero or coward, life will inexorably grind away one's hardened exterior and leave exposed the delicate innards. it's a comfort that man cannot conceive of the sheer enormity of time, as even the merest contemplation can break his fragile sanity and leave him a crumbling, babbling mess upon the floor. what i am saying is that chocolate sucks and we should just drown ourselves in boiling strawberry jello
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Nice segue from wafting poo poo bucket under stained MacGyver commode back to chocolate again, thanks bro.
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Mar 12, 2015 21:25
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TetsuoTW posted:It's also an open bucket of poo poo sitting in the lounge. Why do you have a bed in your lounge?
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Mar 12, 2015 21:30
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EmptyVessel posted:Why do you have a bed in your lounge? Because you don't want your bedroom to smell like poo poo?
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Mar 12, 2015 21:46
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Karate Bastard posted:Nice segue from wafting poo poo bucket under stained MacGyver commode back to chocolate again, thanks bro. to be fair chocolate is basically just poo poo with sugar in it EAT MORE FRUIT, JESUS
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Mar 12, 2015 21:51
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Because you don't want your bedroom to smell like poo poo? Isn't any room with a bed in it a bedroom? 
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Mar 12, 2015 22:28
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Sappo569 posted:Paint that up, throw some LED lights on it, and slap a Razer sticker or something on it And a pair of speakers screwed on the back. "Don't just play the game - FEEL THE GAME!"
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Mar 12, 2015 22:51
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Screaming Idiot posted:to be fair chocolate is basically just poo poo with sugar in it Or eat the cacao beans raw, like they do where I live, if you are so drat worried about the poo poo and sugar. #ANCIENTMAYAN #LIFEHACK
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Mar 13, 2015 06:41
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Desperado Bones posted:Or eat the cacao beans raw, like they do where I live, if you are so drat worried about the poo poo and sugar. #ANCIENTMAYAN #LIFEHACK DO I LOOK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING OOMPAH-LOOMPAH TO YOU?
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Mar 13, 2015 20:33
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Aren't you supposed to boldface that?
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Mar 13, 2015 20:56
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Karate Bastard posted:Never empty the bucket. He who tops it off, drops it off.
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Mar 13, 2015 21:45
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This thread makes me happy I can't eat chocolate.
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Mar 14, 2015 06:20
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Gonna go out on a limb here and say chocolate is good.
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Mar 14, 2015 06:56
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Pomp posted:Gonna go out on a limb here and say chocolate is good. No. Chocolate is bad.
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Mar 14, 2015 07:21
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pretty cool chocolate you have there for a clown to eat ... .. . .. at the circus 
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Mar 14, 2015 07:22
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Noooooo
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Mar 14, 2015 08:38
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Sappo569 posted:Paint that up, throw some LED lights on it, and slap a Razer sticker or something on it What's wrong with old fashioned poopsocks?
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Mar 14, 2015 11:11
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Tiberius Thyben posted:No. Chocolate is bad. Sounds like someone has never had dark chocolate with sea salt.
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Mar 14, 2015 11:30
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Sounds like someone has never had dark chocolate with sea salt. Or chili.
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Mar 14, 2015 12:55
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Alhazred posted:Or chili. Or bacon.
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Mar 14, 2015 13:22
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In fact, forget the chocolate. Just have chili with bacon.
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rydiafan posted:In fact, forget the chocolate. Just have chili with bacon. SHHHHH don't mention that you put things in chili or some people will be really really really unreasonably angry!
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Mar 14, 2015 17:03
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What's wrong with putting stuff in chili? I put lots of ketchup in mine all the time.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:37
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John Murdoch posted:What's wrong with putting stuff in chili? I put lots of ketchup in mine all the time. Goons.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:39
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I put sunflower seeds and Sour Patch Kids in my chili. Robust flavor with a sweet bite.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:55
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John Murdoch posted:What's wrong with putting stuff in chili? I put lots of ketchup in mine all the time. Sometimes I make food. That statement will infuriate somebody, somewhere.
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Mar 14, 2015 19:41
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Sometimes I make food. No it won't. 
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Mar 14, 2015 19:54
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Lifehackprotip: stop eating food, strain your nutrition from the air around you, silence the bleating of the flesh-things
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Mar 15, 2015 00:44
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John Murdoch posted:What's wrong with putting stuff in chili? I put lots of ketchup in mine all the time. I like my chili well done.
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Mar 15, 2015 03:34
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when i make chili i just put an empty plastic bowl in the microwave for ten seconds and when it's done i pretend i finished it really quick and washed the bowl and then tears
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Mar 15, 2015 03:44
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It's cracked, but they did another one of those "lifehacks tested" lists: http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-stupid-kitchen-hacks-tested-usefulness/
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Mar 15, 2015 03:50
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Wonder how many of the comments are gonna be, "Well dumbass you just didn't do it right, you see.. *Post anal 10 list steps on doing something*"
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Mar 15, 2015 04:27
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RaspberryCommie posted:It's cracked, but they did another one of those "lifehacks tested" lists: I really really really hope they're right about the "put a bunch of garlic cloves between two bowls and shake the poo poo out of them to peel them" thing working. Can anyone else confirm?
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Mar 15, 2015 05:31
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Jellymouth posted:I really really really hope they're right about the "put a bunch of garlic cloves between two bowls and shake the poo poo out of them to peel them" thing working. Can anyone else confirm? I've seen/read it confirmed in GWS's Restaurant Industry thread, along with "the sound it makes will get your throat cut in any kitchen I've ever worked in."
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Mar 15, 2015 06:02
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I thought poking a hole in the egg was something everyone learned as a child. Nothing qualifies as a lifehack if they sell devices made specifically for its purpose. Although now that I think about it it's a very ridiculous device.
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Mar 15, 2015 10:26
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Jellymouth posted:I really really really hope they're right about the "put a bunch of garlic cloves between two bowls and shake the poo poo out of them to peel them" thing working. Can anyone else confirm? Confirming it would only require two bowls and a head of garlic, but those things aren't in the average basement so I understand why you had to ask the internet.
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Mar 15, 2015 11:01
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Actual garlic-based lifehack that makes peeling easier: Put the cloves into a glass of water for five minutes before peeling.
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Mar 15, 2015 11:19
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RaspberryCommie posted:It's cracked, but they did another one of those "lifehacks tested" lists: That butter one is peak life hack. Use a microwave to heat butter but not by putting the butter in the microwave
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Jellymouth posted:I really really really hope they're right about the "put a bunch of garlic cloves between two bowls and shake the poo poo out of them to peel them" thing working. Can anyone else confirm? I haven't tried that one specifically, but it was on one of Gordon Ramsay's cooking shows (a British one where he teaches you how to cook, not an American one where he yells a lot about bad stuff), so I'd buy it. Similarly, if you just wanna peel one clove, crush it just enough to break the skin with the side of your knife and it's a lot easier to peel. This came up earlier in the thread and people said it was bullshit because they crushed the entire thing, ignoring the fact that you're only supposed to break skin.
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LoonShia posted:Actual garlic-based lifehack that makes peeling easier: Put the cloves into a glass of water for five minutes before peeling. If you need to relieve aggression, pop them in a tupperware thing and shake it like you're trying to kill it.
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