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eric schmidt is reportedly getting laid
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Mar 17, 2015 21:30
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:eric schmidt is reportedly getting laid gross
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Mar 17, 2015 21:31
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THC posted:he has his assistants pick out attractive female google employees to join him on yachting trips thats doing mating season right
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Mar 17, 2015 21:32
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Valeyard posted:you mad that hes rich and getting mad pussy? he mad
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Mar 17, 2015 21:47
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he can bang any bitch he wants but he does it with employees which is extremely unprofessional and unethical
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Mar 17, 2015 21:58
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Isn't his soundproof loft more likely some sort of 50 shades of gray bdsm sex dungeon? Or a Dexter plastic sheeting covered murder lab?
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Mar 17, 2015 22:03
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THC posted:he can bang any bitch he wants but he does it with employees which is extremely unprofessional and unethical THC posted:he's only 2 years older than my dad but he looks worse than my dead grandpa its still gross imagine having to watch his odd bloated face contort as you take his weird possibly waxed bloated dick to keep your job it would be gross even if they werent employees
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Mar 17, 2015 22:12
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*sniffs the air curiously* hmmm.. Smells like a mad bad gettin piss in the 'pos.
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Mar 17, 2015 22:17
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eric schmidt said about privacy, (paraphrasing slightly) "if you didn't do anything bad you should have nothing to worry about" he visited North Korea despite the wishes of the US government, and DPRK used it as propaganda
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Mar 17, 2015 22:21
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when schmidt was asked if he could look at anyone's information at google he said "yes, but i would get fired" which i guess says more about how lovely google's secure-by-design is
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Mar 17, 2015 22:22
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Cardboard Box A posted:Isn't his soundproof loft more likely some sort of 50 shades of gray bdsm sex dungeon? the second is why google now added the coveted 'where is the closest abandoned culvert' from siri queries
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Mar 17, 2015 22:22
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i keep reading about this guys yacht and mixing him up with forrest timothy hayes
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Mar 17, 2015 22:45
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Cardboard Box A posted:Isn't his soundproof loft more likely some sort of 50 shades of gray bdsm sex dungeon? yep. he got banned from a bdsm club in san francisco for being way too loving creepy when he first moved back to the bay area when he joined google
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Mar 18, 2015 00:04
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MS had those alleged wife swapping rings but idk if gates was ever implicated schmidt is basically the devil
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Mar 18, 2015 00:53
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THC posted:MS had those alleged wife swapping rings but idk if gates was ever implicated no, that was just the Xbox division schmidt has a sex dungeon / dog kennel hybrid though
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Mar 18, 2015 00:56
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SIGSEGV posted:no, that was just the Xbox division yeah that's why j allard makes snowshoes or some bullshit
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Mar 18, 2015 00:57
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SIGSEGV posted:no, that was just the Xbox division IIRC, it was post-Xbox Allard who was involved in the sex right so it at the very least involved the Zune division
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Mar 18, 2015 00:58
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is this real talk or like a running joke fan fiction
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Mar 18, 2015 01:11
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PleasureKevin posted:is this real talk or like a running joke fan fiction
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Mar 18, 2015 01:12
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J Allard was fired specifically because of the Microsoft corporate wife-swapping ring. IDK anything about Eric Schmidt.
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Mar 18, 2015 01:13
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PleasureKevin posted:is this real talk or like a running joke fan fiction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwmkzaYwU4g&t=4514s
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Mar 18, 2015 01:16
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was he like loving on the clock or something? how is that a fireable offense
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Mar 18, 2015 01:53
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A Pinball Wizard posted:was he like loving on the clock or something? how is that a fireable offense A VP running a sex ring that includes his reports and goes all the way down to secretaries? Yeah why would that be an HR issue idgi.
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Mar 18, 2015 01:56
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A Pinball Wizard posted:was he like loving on the clock or something? how is that a fireable offense he was loving coworkers wives and it went south
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Mar 18, 2015 01:56
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Pinterest Mom posted:A VP running a sex ring that includes his reports and goes all the way down to secretaries? the talent deficit posted:he was loving coworkers wives and it went south oh yeah thats kinda bad
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Mar 18, 2015 01:58
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"WSJ posted:Elon Musk, chief executive of Tesla Motors Inc. and Space Exploration Technologies Inc., says autonomous driving isn’t all that difficult to achieve.
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Mar 18, 2015 02:01
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"We refused to participate in the orgy of sex - and our relationship with Microsoft disrupted" Relations between local distributors computing giants have always been sensitive, but the claim of EIM technologies in a claim filed - sets a new standard ■ EIM was one of the largest distributors of Microsoft software in Israel by mid-2005 Relations between local distributors computing giants have always been sensitive. However, EIM's claim against Microsoft technologies, in a claim filed against the company - sets a new standard. EIM was one of the largest distributors of Microsoft software in Israel by mid-2005, then did the agreement between the companies. According to her, filed a response to the defense a few days ago and the Tel Aviv District Court reached "Globes", its relationship with Microsoft broke down. This is because its members refused to participate in the orgy of sex and drugs as part of Microsoft's cruise in May 2005 to distributors in Israel and Turkey. "CRUISE invited by Microsoft representatives or their representatives, women that deal in providing sexual services for a fee," the suit states. "On the voyage of the above, Microsoft representative encouraged the participants to spend time with women sailing above, including the receipt of such services. It was also proposed to them to consume substances that appear to be contraband. "US officials attending the cruise Microsoft did not oppose the move, make it clear in EIM. translated from hebrew
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Mar 18, 2015 02:04
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Elon Musk posted:“I view it as a solved problem. We know exactly what to do and we will be there in a few years,” Mr. Musk said at the Nvidia Corp. graphical processor conference in San Jose, Calif., on Tuesday. step 1: go forward step 2: steer around obstacles step 3: stop loving simple rite?
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Mar 18, 2015 02:11
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coming from the dude who's pulling off step 1: launch into space step 2: deploy payload step 3: land it on a boat maybe?
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Mar 18, 2015 02:13
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sure, the car can drive itself. but can it safely navigate unfamiliar terrain with people, other cars, and animals occasionally being in the way?
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Mar 18, 2015 02:16
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:sure, the car can drive itself. he said we know how to solve that mass genocide
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Mar 18, 2015 02:20
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:sure, the car can drive itself. how well does it handle drunk drivers
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Mar 18, 2015 02:21
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wasnt there also some intrigue where Larry was dating another Google exec and then Schmidt out-alpha'd Larry and stole Larry's girlfriend or whatever and now she's unemployed on suicide watch
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Mar 18, 2015 02:22
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i didn't hear the part about schmidt
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Mar 18, 2015 02:23
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THC posted:wasnt there also some intrigue where Larry was dating another Google exec and then Schmidt out-alpha'd Larry and stole Larry's girlfriend or whatever and now she's unemployed on suicide watch i thought that was sergey
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Mar 18, 2015 02:27
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was it? christ, they all need to be purged. i mean you really have to question the maturity level of these people. unprofessional motherfuckers
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Mar 18, 2015 02:40
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honestly i have serious misgivings about the phrase "out-alpha" as i find it possible to suspect that something else happened
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Mar 18, 2015 02:41
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"hey would you like to join our swinger club featuring the people you work under/above/alongside every single day?" I would literally rather be waterboarded than do that. who hears about that and is like "oh boy! sign me the gently caress up!!!"
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Mar 18, 2015 02:42
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THC posted:"hey would you like to join our swinger club featuring the people you work under/above/alongside every single day?" someone who is terrified for their job
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Mar 18, 2015 02:43
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reminder that schmidt was hired "to be the adult" since the original google founders understood they were just dumb college kids
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