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Myok
Apr 8, 2005

Technology on the brain.
Pillbug

EasyEW posted:


Popeye



Does the spinach protect him from magic or is it the six extra inches of bone in his head? So many questions today...


Probably the former, but if this modern incarnation of the strip weren't terminally dumb, I'd hope for his magical immunity to be a latent side effect of his adventures with Eugene the Jeep or even Bernice the Whiffle Hen.

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy

The role of Newspaper Spider-Man will be played today by Silver Nitrate.



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


I guess we're missing the panels where Amos was told to put a sock in it.

Pibgorn


I wonder how long Brooke plans on dragging out this unseamly storyline?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


What the poo poo is this poo poo?

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

drat, that's a fine entrance.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Poil posted:

drat, that's a fine entrance.
:golfclap:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm so glad kids have forgotten to read, because they'll finally regain their memories, which were destroyed just as Socrates predicted.

And then we can escape the Cave and live under our glorious philosopher-kings who rule through thought and logic.

And gently caress art.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Evil Mastermind posted:

What the poo poo is this poo poo?

The sound of one man fapping.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy



I've been kinda iffy about posting classic Dick Tracy lately, but I think it's finally starting to deliver.

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Wanamingo posted:

Dick Tracy


That is some excellent tinyarm going on there.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cool your tits, Fritzi!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Green Intern posted:

That is some excellent tinyarm going on there.

SCROOSHKI DICKWOOSH

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (March 20-21, 1957)





That's the look of a plan that jumped the rails before it even began.

Peanuts: Year Two (May 22-24, 1952)







Super-Fun-Pak Comix

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Also, I guess this is happening tomorrow.



So that's a thing.


Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man


There you go. We're following movie continuity (original trilogy), so it's not that other guy, it's former Spidey's best buddy Harry Osborn now turned Hobgoblin. I think that happened in the movies, anyway. I didn't ever see the third, but it was telegraphed as hell in the first two.


Juliet Jones

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Why would he bother with insurance fraud when he could auction that comic for at least twice that amount, probably more?

Also, there was apparently an Inspector Danger video game for the 3DO, but I can't find anything except that it existed- no cover, no screenshots, nada.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yes, obviously a real pro would have cleaned his fingerprints off while making sure to leave the owner's own fingerprints intact.

After all, taking those isn't part of the plan.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Luann needs to work on that cellulite.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

There you go. We're following movie continuity (original trilogy), so it's not that other guy, it's former Spidey's best buddy Harry Osborn now turned Hobgoblin. I think that happened in the movies, anyway. I didn't ever see the third, but it was telegraphed as hell in the first two.

No, he was the New Green Goblin or something. I don't remember since it's been years since I saw it, but he wasn't called Hobgoblin.

TyrsHTML
May 13, 2004

He flew on a snowboard, and wore a paintball? mask because it was extreme like those kids like.

TyrsHTML fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Mar 20, 2015

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Luann chose the wrong implants.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Wanamingo posted:

SCROOSHKI DICKWOOSH

Comic Strip Megathread XVI: SCROOSHKI DICKWOOSH

mastersord
Feb 15, 2001

Gold Card Putty Fan Club
Member Since 2017!
Soiled Meat

Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane


I guess we're missing the panels where Amos was told to put a sock in it.

No, that part is supplied by the audience

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

I wonder how long Brooke plans on dragging out this unseamly storyline?

Why is the smoking french whore arguing with a linebacker? It might be a shaved gorilla but I'm not really sure.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Kavak posted:

Why would he bother with insurance fraud when he could auction that comic for at least twice that amount, probably more?

Also, there was apparently an Inspector Danger video game for the 3DO, but I can't find anything except that it existed- no cover, no screenshots, nada.

It's the perfect crime- become fabulously wealthy, buy possibly the single most valuable comic book in existence, then have it stolen for the insurance.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Maxwell Lord posted:

It's the perfect crime- become fabulously wealthy, buy possibly the single most valuable comic book in existence, then have it stolen for the insurance.

Nicolas Cage, you fiend!

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

I think being homeless on the streets is probably a better environment than living here.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic


:stonk: :tutbutt:


Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz




Kavak posted:

Why would he bother with insurance fraud when he could auction that comic for at least twice that amount, probably more?
I think the idea is that he wants to keep the comic and the money. He's pretending it was stolen so he can get the million dollars, but he doesn't actually want to give up the comic.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Johnny Aztec posted:

Curly found the boy, thinking him a stray, tried to get him a job at the ranch. Ranch owner said No, so Curly told him to gently caress off, and he and the kid left.
Then Curly finds the kid has 1200 bucks, and yeah the Pinkertons are after them. They laid a trap and while Curly beat the poo poo out of 4 dudes there, that one guy managed to hit him in the head with a wrench.

As to the details with the kid and the money, well I'm sure we'll find out on the next couple days.
Thanks! I knew most of that, but I thought maybe more of the blanks had been filled in. Totally forgot about finding the money on the kid though.

F Minus





Mary Worth





Rex Morgan MD





Kelly is doing her best Elvis impersonation.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD





Kelly is doing her best Elvis impersonation.

Pull that cheerleader's god drat tongue out BY THE ROOTS!

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jesus that Dustin. :stare:

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm will no longer be regularly appearing because this whole week has just been dreadfully unfunny. I'll post any that I actually like though. Today's for example, is a neutering "joke."

Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Great, Mary Worth is meddling with an ex CIA hitman.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Julet Esqu posted:

Radio Patrol


He's an on-duty police officer, lady. It's his job to think about crooks!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



A few Winters ago, I was running the snowblower after a particularly heavy snow, and it fired something out the chute that, when it bounced off the side of the house, sounded like a rock. It was a Chipmunk. Very frozen, and very dead. Probably really would've hurt if it hit someone.

Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Phoebe RAID 1. :v:

Kliban



:stonk: Christ, what the hell did that guy eat?

9 Chickweed Lane 3/20/2004



Zits



Kevin & Kell



"Shedded fur"? That... that doesn't sound right at all. Wouldn't it be "Shed fur"?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm will no longer be regularly appearing because this whole week has just been dreadfully unfunny. I'll post any that I actually like though.
If you post any of them ever, it will be proof that your sense of humour is fundamentally broken.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just in case there's one legitimately funny, or :wtc: enough for the thread.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Oh boy, lemme take a turn here:


Cul-de-sac


The Creeps


Heathcliff

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (January 20, 1928)



The golden age of kids taking their lives in their own hands.

Peanuts (March 22, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Can't help but suspecting the message here is "New media are for people who are too poo poo to get work in the old media." :smug:

Popeye



Rip Haywire



Meanwhile, Out Our Way drops a twist on us. (November 5-6, 1926)



Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set monetizes shame.


Working Daze blah blah blah

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





This is bullshit. Where's the Hardw sign? I am very Disapproving Dog Comix

Pooch Café




Never forget that even though the dogs can talk, they are dogs and that means they are stupid. Idiots, can't even make a simple poultice.

Ballard Street


I don't know why the strip is implying that Gary ever takes the Washer Man costume off.

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