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Why do so many of these stories feature someone throwing their credit/debit card at the cashier? I have not seen a single store in 15 years that didn't have a pinpad which the customer uses and not the cashier.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 13:21 |
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Tifstdhquote:All right, so this just happened to me and I am so embarrassed. Today's my birthday and my girlfriend and I were supposed to go out, but she had to pick up an extra shift at work, so we both decided to celebrate my birthday tomorrow. It was a boring night and I had nothing to do but stream Netflix, so what's the next best thing? I decided to watch some porn to pass by time before I sleep. My roommate is gone for the weekend, so I was able to masturbate freely. As I was getting into it, I hear the front door open. I heard the voice of my roommate echoing through the walls. I was sure he heard my sexual moans. Instead of stopping, I decided to continue masturbating making all these sounds. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time in my room, but my roommate doesn't seem to care too much, so I decided to let my roommate believe I was with my girlfriend. It's better than masturbating, right? All of a sudden, I heard a door slam. I dismissed it and continued to masturbate. 10 minutes later, I received a text from my girlfriend. Even the updates are full of didnt happen.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 13:48 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:So a bunch of girls standing or sitting around the bar, laughing with each other and having a great time, when one of them suddenly spidey-senses a guy's hand dangerously close to her rear end, and a proximity warning goes off in her head, and she whips around and karate chops him away, assuming a defensive posture to block any further attacks? People can feel you up pretty easily man (by easily I mean there's lots of opportunities). You're walking through a crowd at a bar, lights are off, there's a couple girls standing there not paying attention. You just stick out a hand when you walk past and there you go you've grabbed rear end. She definitely feels it but there's like a constant stream of people walking so who did it? The "trying" part probably comes from trying to not get noticed and failing or whatever. I really don't see how it's so unbelievable.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 14:01 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:"An email went out this morning declaring "free cookies in the lounge." This is what was there when I arrived." He could do with hydrating a little better.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 15:22 |
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OptimusShr posted:Why do so many of these stories feature someone throwing their credit/debit card at the cashier? I have not seen a single store in 15 years that didn't have a pinpad which the customer uses and not the cashier. I've been told the US doesn't do chip and PIN or NFC, so I guess the cashier would have a more intimate relationship with your card, since they'd have to check signatures.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 15:33 |
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This is the gooniest conversation. Of course someone can try to feel someone else up without being successful. For example, guy has his arm around girl's waist. He starts moving his hand down for a butt squeeze, she notices and swats his hand away before he gets there. An unsubtle "accidental" boob or butt grope attempt by someone passing by is probably what the story is supposed to be about. You don't need to have ninja reflexes to intercept someone's hand before it reaches the destination on your own goddamn body.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 15:40 |
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FrozenVent posted:I've been told the US doesn't do chip and PIN or NFC, so I guess the cashier would have a more intimate relationship with your card, since they'd have to check signatures. Except I am in the US and no stores actually do that, Swipe, enter PIN/sign an get you r receipt. The cashier does not need to handle your card id everything goes right.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 15:59 |
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tater_salad posted:Tifstdh I love when my roommate listens to me having sex or masturbating. He really gets me.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 16:02 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:"An email went out this morning declaring "free cookies in the lounge." This is what was there when I arrived." This one is believable to me because I work at a building that has a ton of startups in it. There's a community area in the lobby that has 2 kegs you can go get beers from at any given time. They also host parties and meet and greets where they cater food and have any myriad of liquor. We get messages sometimes saying that one of the other startups in the building has had a party and there's leftovers. Usually leftovers means there's sandwiches or something but ALWAYS there's leftover beer/liquor. It's a unique situation to be sure but not completely out of the realm of believably.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 17:16 |
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tater_salad posted:Tifstdh Unless this is a girl... What male human being moans loudly while masturbating ? Also, Wtf if you're OK with your roommate just hear you gently caress or jerk off. Edit. Corrected a ridiculous spelling of masturbating Redrum and Coke has a new favorite as of 17:59 on Mar 14, 2015 |
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OptimusShr posted:Except I am in the US and no stores actually do that, Swipe, enter PIN/sign an get you r receipt. The cashier does not need to handle your card id everything goes right. I'm in Canada, we've had chip and pin forever, and I still have people too loving lazy to swipe their own cards, and some people are dumb, and a lot are passive aggressive about making the wage slave do everything.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 17:54 |
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Non Serviam posted:Unless this is a girl... What male human being moans loudly while madturbsting? I kinda hope this one is for real because this sleaze bag deserved having his gf gently caress his roomate and then dump him
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 17:56 |
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 18:31 |
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That sounds exactly like something a 14yo who thinks he's hilarious would do.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 23:37 |
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Obviously this is a prequel to that breaking pencils story.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 01:31 |
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Tunicate posted:
A bully would laugh at him and beat him. Up.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:08 |
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"Stop distracting the class, but I'm not worried about that watermelon-cutting sized knife" - A Very Mysterious Math Teacher
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:11 |
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This all definitely, positively happened. quote:I planned a romantic evening. I picked her up and drive to a small restaurant in the middle of nowhere. We enjoyed a nice quiet meal. I drove her to the beach. It's one of those "drive on" beaches, so we were very secluded. I wanted the night to be just about us.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:17 |
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I would laugh my rear end off if this was a plot point in some lovely frat pack movie.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 05:01 |
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bringmyfishback posted:I would laugh my rear end off if this was a plot point in some lovely frat pack movie. It needs to be made.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 05:07 |
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My date's name? Mileva Marić.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 05:59 |
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OptimusShr posted:Except I am in the US and no stores actually do that, Swipe, enter PIN/sign an get you r receipt. The cashier does not need to handle your card id everything goes right. It's expected for you to do it yourself but the cashier can do it. It adds a layer of douchiness to the customer for forcing the cashier to do something the customer could/should do themselves. That's how I read it anyway.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 08:45 |
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FrozenVent posted:I've been told the US doesn't do chip and PIN or NFC, so I guess the cashier would have a more intimate relationship with your card, since they'd have to check signatures. e: You can try to color in the signature box and at most it'll earn you a weird look from the cashier. They really don't care at all. Elysiume has a new favorite as of 10:56 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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Non Serviam posted:A bully would laugh at him and beat him. Up. STDH world is so different that their nerds out bully their bullies. Also said bullies are hilariously easily intimidated.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 13:26 |
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This is a dumb derail, it's not unheard of for a place to not have a way for customers to swipe without handing over their card. I still assume the prevalence in stdh is people who are writing based on their memory of how shopping used to work, but it's still a thing
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:05 |
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:17 |
This one is believable to me/this actually happened to me once e: This actually happened at my last job
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:22 |
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Decrepus posted:This one is believable to me/this actually happened to me once Are you God who is also a black woman?
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:55 |
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Decrepus posted:This one is believable to me/this actually happened to me once Yeah it's super believable. It's just some people talking right? It probably happened, but it's also a really weird embarrassing thing to say, probably spoken by some dork who would start crying the second he saw someone slightly threatening.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 17:00 |
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Tunicate posted:
Pencils...Why's it always gotta be pencils? quote:Single-Handedly Stupid
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:53 |
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NAR stories are so formulaic they aren't even interesting. -Customer said stupid or racist/sexist thing -Worker calmly corrects them -Customer continues to be stupid/racist/sexist *Optional comeuppance inserted here*
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:29 |
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Khazar-khum posted:
I had to read this one through more than once because I couldn't tell if it was an actual NAR or a goon-made parody. Goddamn. I was expecting a pencil-breaking-related punchline.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 23:19 |
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Sounds like undiagnosed dysgraphia to me! Anyone want to write a parallel story?
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 00:12 |
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I think this is the right thread for newscasters believing fake things? This one randomly appeared after a different thread linked to a Monkey Island clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdgJfHDS4YE
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 00:22 |
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What's NAR?
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:13 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:What's NAR? Not Always Right, 99% of which is STDH.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:18 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:What's NAR? quote:Not Always Right About Not Always Working
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:18 |
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I hear studio audience laughter
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 20:05 |
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And that boy grew up to be Chris Kyle
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 00:03 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:25 |
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"Unfortunately 90% of the students learned nothing because she only bothered to explain things to the final class of the day."
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