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Volume posted:I kind of miss the "PYF forums drama" thread
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way to set the bar for moose quotes thanks obama! Say Nothing posted:Text of Apollo astronauts seeing the moon craters for the first time. Zemyla posted:Is that lingo I don't understand, or was there actually a moose on the moon? Pondex posted:Yes. There are large moose on the moon.
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TetsuoTW posted:Literally the excuse given when they banned GI Joe Dirtbag's rape victim. Well I was suggesting a probo to end the forums drama, not a straight-up ban.
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death .cab for qt posted:Context: Meowbot can't spell or heed red flags when going on Craigslist dates This post didn't get enough love, holy poo poo it's a work of art
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webmeister posted:This post didn't get enough love, holy poo poo it's a work of art It really, really is. Don't be tempted to scroll past it.
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What? I bailed half way through cause the thing's so stupid it half gave me Down syndrome. Is there a point to it?
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 08:08 |
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Sorry about your full Down Syndrome
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 08:17 |
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Meowbot has the best metaphorsMeowbot posted:Divitiny dragonic? or whatever is really good but there is a point where you got to become a dragon *(much like what we all experience in real life ) and take to "the skies ' and this is when things take a slight turn for the worst
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The MSJ posted:Meowbot has the best metaphors Meowbot is a national treasure. SA Quotes Thread: you got to become a dragon *(much like what we all experience in real life )
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 09:08 |
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Karate Bastard posted:What? I bailed half way through cause the thing's so stupid it half gave me Down syndrome. Is there a point to it? Apparently if you read all of it it can cure Downs Syndrome. Where's your avatar from, by the way?
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Jedit posted:Apparently if you read all of it it can cure Downs Syndrome. It's actually one of the few avatars I recognised straight off - it's from this music video by Little Big: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4IgNPmaKkw Seriously, check them out if you don't know them, they're great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ Here, have a (n old) quote: 'Tony Danza Claus posted:I really wanna teach a troll sex ed class. But stick to actual facts.
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Blistex posted:On 7 August 1942, Allied forces land on the Island of Guadalcanal, taking the Japanese engineers by total surprise, and capturing the nearly complete airfield
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Karate Bastard posted:What? I bailed half way through cause the thing's so stupid it half gave me Down syndrome. Is there a point to it?
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:53 |
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An Enormous Boner posted:i go around giving speeches to elementary school auditoriums , my speech is called "its actually good to have diarreah" ... i tell all the kid sbaout how much better it is to have diarreah and poo poo out water, i go to the kids when i come up "Hi kids, im here to talk to you today about diarreah" and the yalways eupt into big laughter ... but i wait, i wait for it to die down, then i launch imto the meat of my speech. "Its a lot better to make out water than tough ones and heres why" and i go on down the list, by the end im getting a standing ovation. not what you would have thought either but i do it every day.
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Jedit posted:Apparently if you read all of it it can cure Downs Syndrome. Well poo poo I'll never be rid of it then, no wait that's actually real loving neato downsers are awesome And yeah, everything by Little Big is a proclick. Two midgets and A Russian Dude doing some punk dubstep russia.mp4 thing in youtube smash hits like Everyday I'm drinking (like he said up there) and Russian hooligans and I love them. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:00 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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Ruddha posted:i find if you have a good type of diaorrhhea, its like a good type of solid kind, in that you don't even need to wipe. That's the horse shoe variant, in that its two sides of the same coin, but the coin curves back to the same side, on both sides.
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The White Dragon posted:my local k-mart has been the regular target of vandalism since the turn of the century because it's easy for local delinquents to tag the sign to say BIG KOCK criscodisco posted:How does that work? How can they change "Big K-Mart" into "Big Kock", or is the logo just "Big-K"?
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Fanana posted:I actually have a notepad full of incomplete joke drafts. While that alone is sad, the only complete one goes like this: EXAKT Science posted:What do you call thousands of incomplete fat jokes?
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 09:03 |
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jesus christ
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 10:09 |
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Rand alPaul posted:
wayfinder posted:Try my freshwater lobster pancakes:
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Armyman25 posted:I was watching Terminator 2 recently, and realized that the only person the LAPD kill in the movie is an unarmed black man, who they shoot without warning, meanwhile they give Arnold multiple warnings to drop his weapon as he was advancing on them before they started shooting, even after he had used a grenade launcher and minigun against them.
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Wayne Gretzky posted:Five guys is piss and a good local hamburger restaurant not this chain gently caress poo poo will tar beat the poo poo off it. This place Dave's in bone corner had this gently caress awesome nard honk that's gently caress basically poo poo the piss, retard
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:08 |
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That reminds me, does anyone remember a quote that nothing but a long string of curses in reply to one of the first real doll threads?
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Supreme Allah posted:
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 01:12 |
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Does anyone have the quote about getting dumped and it's time to get over it and find a new piece of chocolate?
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 03:10 |
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Does anyone have the FYAD posts about Megatron the raped chicken?
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 03:58 |
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Megatron was the rapist rooster, IIRC.
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Cinema_discusso.jpgno they will not posted:
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 04:21 |
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Pretty sure Megatron was the chicken with the fuckhole.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Cinema_discusso.jpg To be fair, blokampf or however you spell his name is about a subtle as a brick over the head with his social messages.
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Magnus The Red posted:I feel like the best case scenario for this relationship is he accidentally knocks her up then she gets disowned by her parents and moves in with him. He then has to work all day to support them because she can't keep a job and during the night she brings home random dudes to gently caress while he quietly cries in the next room dick in hand.
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That thread is somehow distilled E/N.Jeza posted:Oh-oh-oh jeez. I c-c-can't just have a relationship with this girl...I h-h-have to help her be a better person. NotAnArtist posted:Maybe when theyre both broken their pieces will fit together~~~~
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tomstuart posted:its not mad max
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It's not an SA quote, but it's awesome anyway:Reply at http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags posted:You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵is un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liquid pain, the song of re̸gular expression parsing will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL IS LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ichor permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼OO NΘ stop the an*̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e not rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
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Chicken quote.Chido posted:I'm so angry right now. I was outside with the chickens and I asked my younger niece to grab Megatron and put her in the crate so I could let Roo out of the run. What does she do? She gets distracted trying to grab another chicken and puts Megatron on the ground. Roo mounted her and ripped off the scab, tearing the wound wide open again and only part of the scab is attached on one edge. I yelled at my niece and she said it was an accident, but for gently caress's sake, how hard is for an 11 year old to do as told before playing? And this is supposedly her chicken.
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MussoliniB posted:Does anyone have the quote about getting dumped and it's time to get over it and find a new piece of chocolate? "Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It’s just an emotional manifestation of a handful of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It’s not the holy grail of living, it’s not your reason to exist and it’s definitely not something reserved for “that one person.” Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you’re feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with him are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my effing endorphins? It’s just chocolate. Find a new bar."
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Who's the trendsetting superstar that started saying salty, everyone is doing it all over the forums now and I'm getting sour.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Who's the trendsetting superstar that started saying salty, everyone is doing it all over the forums now and I'm getting sour. Some pro Smash Bros. player.
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Masked Pumpkin posted:It's not an SA quote, but it's awesome anyway: Agreed op
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SaltyJesus posted:That thread is somehow distilled E/N. I really hope that OP is genuine because holy poo poo: PlacidPanic posted:She told me she liked it a lot. Talked about liking his dick. So... here's a weird part about this. As I was asking her all this stuff over skype I started getting turned on and masturbating. And she noticed and really laid into the details. I'm ashamed that I keep thinking about what she told me while I masturbate. She asked me if I'm a cuckold and I said gently caress no, I don't ever want that. I feel hurt and betrayed and disgusted. But because she was exaggerating things for my “benefit”, I don't know how much she really meant. Masturbation is the proper response to your 18 year old cam-girlfriend telling you she tried to cheat and then detailing how much she liked this other dude's dick, right? E: PlacidPanic posted:When I told her that if she wanted there to be anything more between us she needed to cut off all contact with this guy, she told me I was being controlling and that was a red flag for abuse. I told her to break up with me then. It's almost painful how pathetic this is. the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 17:26 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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