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Mar 23, 2015 05:25
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Ted Cruz posted:It's going to take a new generation of courageous conservatives to help make America great again. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is Cruz saying that America isn't great right now? Why does Ted Cruz hate America?
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Mar 23, 2015 05:31
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Blood gates status: Opened
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Mar 23, 2015 05:32
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Let's get the Cruzapalooza started
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Mar 23, 2015 05:35
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I don't understand how people could support a candidate who was actually born in a foreign country, has family ties to radical governments, has an "other" sounding name, and is a one term senator with little experience after railing against a candidate with highly similar attributes. Or do I.... 
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Mar 23, 2015 05:41
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Fried Chicken posted:Let's get the Cruzapalooza started  Please someone with admin powers embed this song in the thread if that's still possible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI92T48V7oU e: Better version to embed. Cruz'n USA, YEAH! 
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Mar 23, 2015 05:41
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Ted Cruz is a Senator with only 2 years of experience and a less distinguished legal career than Obama. Yet somehow he is ready to be president and Obama is an inexperienced fool.
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Mar 23, 2015 05:42
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KiteAuraan posted:Ted Cruz is a Senator with only 2 years of experience and a less distinguished legal career than Obama. Yet somehow he is ready to be president and Obama is an inexperienced fool. If Obama weren't a blithering idiot he'd be a Republican. Check and mate, libtard. 
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Mar 23, 2015 05:43
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SirPablo posted:I don't understand how people could support a candidate who was actually born in a foreign country, has family ties to radical governments, has an "other" sounding name, and is a one term senator with little experience after railing against a candidate with highly similar attributes. At least Hillary won't tap one of the Castro bros early enough to smother efforts to flip the gently caress out about ties to a Castro in the Republican primary.
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Mar 23, 2015 05:50
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DaveWoo posted:Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is Cruz saying that America isn't great right now? Um, excuse me, black Kenyan Muslim president? How can we be great!?
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Mar 23, 2015 06:14
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A dry run before tomorrow  
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Mar 23, 2015 06:14
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Misandrist Duck posted:A dry run before tomorrow Those jeans say "bring back the 90s" and hell, I agree. Clinton 2016 
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Mar 23, 2015 06:31
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Is he stealing Perry's "smart guy glasses" bit or does he actually need them? More importantly if they try to Abbey Road off the stage at the actual event, I may laugh my rear end off.
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Mar 23, 2015 06:32
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Are those jeans? I thought they were some kind of leopard print yoga pants.
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Mar 23, 2015 06:32
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I thought we were making fun of Cruz's jeans, though I'm not sure why. (Too baggy?)
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Mar 23, 2015 06:57
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De Nomolos posted:Cruz is announcing an hour away from me. Anyone have suggestions for signs for his appearance at an unaccredited "college"? My guess is they're not gonna let you in with any signs.
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Mar 23, 2015 06:58
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Cliff Racer posted:I thought we were making fun of Cruz's jeans, though I'm not sure why. (Too baggy?) I like the length and the flare, very 70s
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Mar 23, 2015 06:59
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Concerned Citizen posted:My guess is they're not gonna let you in with any signs. If they do, they'll have to be approved.
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Mar 23, 2015 07:05
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"My world's on fire How 'bout yours? That's the way I like it And I'll never get bored." Ted Cruz 2016
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Mar 23, 2015 08:12
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http://www.thanhniennews.com/education-youth/deformed-calf-with-two-heads-born-in-vietnam-39993.html Welp. Cliff Racer posted:I thought we were making fun of Cruz's jeans, though I'm not sure why. (Too baggy?) Oh goons....
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Mar 23, 2015 08:26
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Cliff Racer posted:I thought we were making fun of Cruz's jeans, though I'm not sure why. (Too baggy?)
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Mar 23, 2015 09:58
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Does he actually think he can win, or is this a book deal and tv pundit circuit golden parachute he's going for? It's hard to tell these days. I mean his announcement in itself is bizarre, but he's announcing so far out, way before anyone else. It just seems strange.
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Mar 23, 2015 10:05
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I know political ads are normally bad but that 30 second spot Cruz tweeted was just so bland, lazy, cliche, asinine. How is that not clearly self-parody?
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Mar 23, 2015 10:08
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Misandrist Duck posted:A dry run before tomorrow This picture looks like less of a dry run if you look in the right spot.
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Mar 23, 2015 10:12
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Wait, those girls aren't twins, but they still dressed them identically. Kind of weird, but not the weirdest thing about this I guess.
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Mar 23, 2015 10:14
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Does he actually think he can win, or is this a book deal and tv pundit circuit golden parachute he's going for? It's hard to tell these days. In my opinion I just think that normal, well-adjusted people (barring that, most goons) just cannot fathom the size of the ego you have to have in order to think that you could actually be President. If Cruz really thinks it's his moment, he's going to ride that train to end.
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Mar 23, 2015 12:17
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I hate Cruz's loving face so much. Help I can't get any enjoyment out of his idiocy at all because I loathe him so completely.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:08
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I'll say it: what happened to his crotch?
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Mar 23, 2015 13:13
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:I'll say it: what happened to his crotch? He took his d*ck out, OP.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:15
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Does he actually think he can win, or is this a book deal and tv pundit circuit golden parachute he's going for? It's hard to tell these days. I'm inclined to guess book deal because everyone knows its gonna be jeb, but this guy also really thought he could win with the shutdown and his stunt in December, so...
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Mar 23, 2015 13:18
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I just can't imagine someone with ted Cruzs voice as President. Among many other things of course
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Mar 23, 2015 13:28
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Does he actually think he can win, or is this a book deal and tv pundit circuit golden parachute he's going for? It's hard to tell these days. Every indication is that Cruz really really wants to be president and is willing to burn the party to the ground if he can't get what he wants.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:30
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Wait, those girls aren't twins, but they still dressed them identically. Kind of weird, but not the weirdest thing about this I guess. Just noticed that even their shoes are the same 
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Mar 23, 2015 13:37
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A Bag of Milk posted:I know political ads are normally bad but that 30 second spot Cruz tweeted was just so bland, lazy, cliche, asinine. How is that not clearly self-parody? If you want substance, you have to watch the real version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3smCq7Mjo
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Mar 23, 2015 13:49
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I'm more interested in what this says strategically. He's got to know that being under the GOP primary spotlight for long can cause candidates to melt. Is he getting rebuffed when asking for commitments from the big donors and needs to open up for small donation campaigns this early to build momentum?
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Mar 23, 2015 14:02
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Good Citizen posted:He's got to know that being under the GOP primary spotlight for long can cause candidates to melt. As opposed to the non-spotlight he'd already put himself under? 
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Mar 23, 2015 14:05
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Good Citizen posted:He's got to know that being under the GOP primary spotlight for long can cause candidates to melt. It's especially dangerous when your face already looks like a wax sculpture stuck under a klieg for a couple hours.
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Mar 23, 2015 14:06
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Joementum posted:If you want substance, you have to watch the real version. From the comments:  Are these left-leaning people who already dislike him, or conservatives mad that he's reaching out to Hispanic voters?
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Cruz is smart in the sense that he knows he has not only no chance of a nomination, but no chance of becoming President so he just starts his race early hoping to catch big donators as early as possible. But that face....
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