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iyaayas01 posted:lol McBlinky? I told one of her calling pollsters "As a former Air Wing Marine, I know better than to put an Air Force Colonel in charge of anything less important than a coffee machine" and hung up
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But that doesn't make sense, unless you're trying to insult the office rather than the candidate.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I told one of her calling pollsters "As a former Air Wing Marine, I Go on 
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Wild T posted:Go on We're both in the right thread 
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Booblord Zagats posted:I told one of her calling pollsters "As a former Air Wing Marine, I know better than to put an Air Force Colonel in charge of anything less important than a coffee machine" and hung up Wouldn't it be knowing better than to put them in charge of anything more important than a coffee machine?
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chemosh6969 posted:Wouldn't it be knowing better than to put them in charge of anything more important than a coffee machine? It's me, I am the Cole in this scenario
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Booblord Zagats posted:It's me, I am the Cole in this scenario dont bitch out
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:dont bitch out I'll try for you, veins
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'll try for you, veins You were making fun of the af and then you pussed out. For the record, the dude that checked you once compared the AF to being in prison and, in the same post, bragged about his TDY to Paris.
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:For the record, the dude that checked you once compared the AF to being in prison and, in the same post, bragged about his TDY to Paris. lmfao multiple levels of lol in this one
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:You were making fun of the af and then you pussed out. Nah, I stand by the statement and I'm sure I got it right when I was on the phone with the pollster. I'm just realizing I made a dumb wording mistake in the post. It's not pussing out, it's being a good sport about my own mistakes. It's okay to sometimes make mistakes on the internet Veins, and it's okay to recognize those mistakes and have some good humor about it. 
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:You were making fun of the af and then you pussed out. gently caress yeah I did. Either you grab all the poo poo you can on Sam's dime at all times and love it or resort yourself to a career of being bottomed in the showers.
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I still think the coffee machine is among the more mission critical pieces of kit out there.
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So, just how dumb is it to take a blow torch to a machine gun tracer round? http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/lake-county-news-sun/news/ct-lindenhurst-fireworks-met-20150322-story.html
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Ogrel72 posted:So, just how dumb is it to take a blow torch to a machine gun tracer round? About as dumb as it is to use a .50 round as a hammer.  http://i.imgur.com/yooUzXR.jpg
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Gotta hand it to him for that field expedient solution.
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Wild T posted:field explodient
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Wild T posted:Gotta hand it to him for that field expedient solution. 
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Wild T posted:Gotta hand it to him for that field expedient solution. I feel like you really enjoyed the latest episode of Archer.
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Pesticide20 posted:I feel like you really enjoyed the latest episode of Archer. When is this ever not the case?
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Hand job.
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Every season Ray Gillette is replaced with more and more machinery. He's the show's premiere transhomoist.
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Really surprised he hasn't branched into teledildonics yet.
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Police in the next city over got themselves one of those surplus MRAPs and brought it out to a domestic disturbance. To be fair it was reported that the guy had a gun so it's not like he was just punching holes in the wall or something. I'm kind of envious of the giant ruts these guys dug into this guy's lawn.
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Casimir Radon posted:Police in the next city over got themselves one of those surplus MRAPs and brought it out to a domestic disturbance. To be fair it was reported that the guy had a gun so it's not like he was just punching holes in the wall or something. I'm kind of envious of the giant ruts these guys dug into this guy's lawn. Heh, speaking of military selling and giving away poo poo; A couple of years back, my country (Norway) sold off a 4 billion underground submarine base for nickles and dimes to a private business man. This business man then turned around and sold it to the russians. Now a russian "research" company is using it. As an added bonus the prime minister who greenlighted the sale is now the secretary general of NATO. 
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GyverMac posted:Heh, speaking of military selling and giving away poo poo; A couple of years back, my country (Norway) sold off a 4 billion underground submarine base for nickles and dimes to a private business man. This business man then turned around and sold it to the russians. Now a russian "research" company is using it. As an added bonus the prime minister who greenlighted the sale is now the secretary general of NATO. And a lot of those 4 billion were NATO funds.
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GyverMac posted:Heh, speaking of military selling and giving away poo poo; A couple of years back, my country (Norway) sold off a 4 billion underground submarine base for nickles and dimes to a private business man. This business man then turned around and sold it to the russians. Now a russian "research" company is using it. As an added bonus the prime minister who greenlighted the sale is now the secretary general of NATO.    Uh... you got a link for that?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Uh... you got a link for that? Base name is "Olavsvern" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olavsvern Decent Newsweek write-up: http://www.newsweek.com/2015/03/27/secret-submarine-base-norway-accidentally-handed-russians-314989.html
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Teketeketeketeke posted:Base name is "Olavsvern"  Did they put Homer Simpson in charge of surplus sales or something?
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On the plus side, NATO knows where the base is.
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Found in the schadenfreude thread in PYF:
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Absurd Alhazred posted:
Welcome to the wonderful world of Scandinavian defence. It's like when a few years ago Sweden mothballed their entire fleet of fully functioning sub hunter-spec Sea Knights, literally putting them in a museum, because at the time the political consensus was that Russia was totally their BFF now so they sure as poo poo wouldn't be needing those things ever again, right guys? 
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Nuclear Tourist posted:Welcome to the wonderful world of Scandinavian defence. It's like when a few years ago Sweden mothballed their entire fleet of fully functioning sub hunter-spec Sea Knights, literally putting them in a museum, because at the time the political consensus was that Russia was totally their BFF now so they sure as poo poo wouldn't be needing those things ever again, right guys? Sometimes I think maybe having several of your military bases and hardware manufacturing facilities act as pork-barrel concessions for individual Senators and Representatives and thus immune from mothballing might not be such a bad thing, after all.
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I can only hope that its all infact a very convoluted and expensive plan to make the base a honeypot for russian intelligence so the Norwegian/NATO intelligence agencies can have a close look at how they operate. Bah, who am I kidding. Welcome to Scandinavian politics, its what happens when left wing idealists get free reign.
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Oh hey. We saw this Russian sub sneaking into your sub pen and concluded they were there to rip off your stereo. So we sunk them, no need to thank us 
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Scandinavia needs to get back to their old time roots and push those dang slavs off that prime farm land.
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Larry Parrish posted:Scandinavia needs to get back to their old time roots and push those dang slavs off that prime farm land. If you're going to go full retro I'm pulling for the Mongols to get ripped to the tits on fermented yak milk and Golden Horde everything from Bejing to Kiev to Bagdad
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Smiling Jack posted:If you're going to go full retro I'm pulling for the Mongols to get ripped to the tits on fermented yak milk and Golden Horde everything from Bejing to Kiev to Bagdad It'd probably be an improvement.
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Smiling Jack posted:If you're going to go full retro I'm pulling for the Mongols to get ripped to the tits on fermented yak milk and Golden Horde everything from Bejing to Kiev to Bagdad As far as the Middle East goes, the Mongols are really just getting sloppy seconds. The Crusades and various wars with the Romans made them easy pickings.
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