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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
he fought his own shameful cowardice and finally had a beer and hell, i'm glad. he's a man now

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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
More broadly it is an unsanctioned fight that was commonly held in a bar or a shady cellar somewhere. Think of the first fight in Rocky. The small time, local mma events are often called smokers as well.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Mean Bean Machine posted:

he fought his own shameful cowardice and finally had a beer and hell, i'm glad. he's a man now

This joke would have worked better with him having a cigarette or weed, things that emit smoke.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Cabbit posted:

This joke would have worked better with him having a cigarette or weed, things that emit smoke.

It's his first time with a beer, he doesn't know how they work.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
where does the term "smoker" come from

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
They would commonly have delicious smoked meats after the fight

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

ICHIBAHN posted:

where does the term "smoker" come from

I don't know but my guess would be because they often took place in smoky bars

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

ICHIBAHN posted:

where does the term "smoker" come from

If I'm right and it's similar to shark tanking it's where someone spars several rounds in succession with fresh partners every round.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



What's the source? Poking around on twitter, I'm not seeing it.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

as a wrestlin fan, I enjoy the UFC because there is a giant referee who looks like Tommy Dreamer

King Bahamut
Nov 12, 2003
internet internet lama sabacthani
Being punished with forced exercise is called being "smoked" in the military and elsewhere

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Luigi Thirty posted:

as a wrestlin fan, I enjoy the UFC because there is a giant referee who looks like Tommy Dreamer

and we also have this doofus as ref.
http://www.fightsite.hr/Media2/beltran%20mike.jpg

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

He is a Dwarf Lord and you should show him the proper respect

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...



RIP Fozzy The Bear

He was killed by the Mongols

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Good interview with Punk from a local Milwaukee station, sorry if its been posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IazfM1qnhvQ

Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

Yuriy posted:

at what exactly

Getting jobs he's not qualified for on any level.

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

He is the #1 or #2 U.S. worker of his generation, and he's had an excellent reputation among hardcore fans on an all-around level since 2003. He's more skilled and far more creative than most wrestlers. But even his biggest homer fans know he is full of himself and can be a poo poo. That's what it takes to be a carny and he has that in spades. He became popular with the general fandom by consistently being way better than the guys WWE would rather have pushed, and turning storylines meant to bury him into the best events on shows. They seriously spent the better part of five years trying to ignore or bury him for not being Vince McMahon's delusional ideal. He once got squashed by the Undertaker because he wore the wrong shirt to a press event that no one saw. Meanwhile, the guys that Vince or Triple H actually likes can do no wrong, even if they fail enough drug tests to get fired.

Nah he's sloppy as poo poo and looks like rear end in the ring. And being squashed by The Undertaker is an honor this kid should have been happy to receive.

Jiro posted:

That's like every wrestler who watched other wrestlers ever. Or any western wrestlers that watched AAA and NJPW.

Not every wrestler who watched other wrestlers ever made themselves basically a CAW with KENTA's moveset and Wanderlei's taunts.

vainman posted:

Maybe. Maybe she's distancing herself from the guy who's fashioning his mid-life crisis after that Friends episode with Jon Favreau. We just can't know!

If Punk's opponent isn't me, it better be Tank loving Abbott.

1st AD posted:

CXB would tap Punk with something ridiculous, ain't gonna happen

FTFY

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Is it normal to not have a date for his fight yet? Or even his opponent? He signed like 4 months ago

No. It's also not normal to sign a person who doesn't even train and has never fought. So normalness is not in play here.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Who Gotch Ya posted:

If Punk's opponent isn't me, it better be Ken loving Shamrock.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
If this was Pride then Punk and Shamrock would have a really entertaining worked fight and people would get mad and it would be awesome.

Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

If this was Pride then Punk and Shamrock would have a really entertaining worked fight and people would get mad and it would be awesome.

Punk is a poo poo worker though so Ken would have to carry him and we all know Ken's knees aren't good enough to carry much of anything these days.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
If this was pride he'd fight wanderlei or crocop

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Is Zuluzinho still alive?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Apparently he is, and I was surprised to discover he actually has a winning record

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
Since this is basically the MMA/WWE crossover thread, I've got a question. Everything I read about Vince seems to indicate that he is an insane megalomaniac who is terrible to work for and makes all kinds of bad decisions that should damage his business. Why is the WWE so dominant then? Is it purely momentum from having the biggest brand?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Grifter posted:

Since this is basically the MMA/WWE crossover thread, I've got a question. Everything I read about Vince seems to indicate that he is an insane megalomaniac who is terrible to work for and makes all kinds of bad decisions that should damage his business. Why is the WWE so dominant then? Is it purely momentum from having the biggest brand?

Pretty much, there's no outside competition on any meaningful scale, the WWE attracts the biggest and most talented names because at least you know you're being paid on time

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Grifter posted:

Since this is basically the MMA/WWE crossover thread, I've got a question. Everything I read about Vince seems to indicate that he is an insane megalomaniac who is terrible to work for and makes all kinds of bad decisions that should damage his business. Why is the WWE so dominant then? Is it purely momentum from having the biggest brand?

because all the other companies are worse.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
vince is an rear end in a top hat, and has made all kinds of terrible business decisions and even though he lets his personality really get involved in his business he is primarily operating wwe as a business. which is something that no other major company in north america has done since in like minimum 20 years.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Grifter posted:

Since this is basically the MMA/WWE crossover thread, I've got a question. Everything I read about Vince seems to indicate that he is an insane megalomaniac who is terrible to work for and makes all kinds of bad decisions that should damage his business. Why is the WWE so dominant then? Is it purely momentum from having the biggest brand?

Because that's the exact kind of personality it takes to manage and market a locker room of roided up rapists and drug addicts who are completely up their own asses to protect their spots on a fake fighting television drama.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
While vince might be a dick, working as a midcarder in WWE pays better than being an indy maineventer, also you get to work in front of thousands of fans, in well maintained rings and WWE would pay for your surgery if you get injured

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Vince and his company are also really good at a lot of things!

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

david carmichael posted:

vince is an rear end in a top hat, and has made all kinds of terrible business decisions and even though he lets his personality really get involved in his business he is primarily operating wwe as a business. which is something that no other major company in north america has done since in like minimum 20 years.
Are there good books I can read about the competition companies? They sound like trainwrecks by comparison.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Grifter posted:

Are there good books I can read about the competition companies? They sound like trainwrecks by comparison.

WCW was their biggest competition and this is the most thorough read you can find on it.

http://www.amazon.com/Death-WCW-R-D-Reynolds/dp/1770411763

Their current TV competition in North America is a company called TNA, and they're detailed in that book as well (as long as you get the most recent edition).

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
WCW spent millions on dumb poo poo like paying guys to not wrestle or do TV, also they made David Arquette, Actor, the WCW champion.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



1st AD posted:

WCW spent millions on dumb poo poo like paying guys to not wrestle or do TV, also they made David Arquette, Actor, the WCW champion.

Relevant http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3246153

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

WCW paid KISS infinity dollars to play a song at a pay per view
WCW paid Michael Buffer infinity plus one dollars to announce every Nitro main event

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I actually liked Buffer intros, it made the matches seem more epic.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Bruce Buffer rules. Michael Buffer spent 6 months loving up everyone's name and couldn't look like he gave less of a poo poo.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

flashy_mcflash posted:

WCW was their biggest competition and this is the most thorough read you can find on it.

http://www.amazon.com/Death-WCW-R-D-Reynolds/dp/1770411763

Their current TV competition in North America is a company called TNA, and they're detailed in that book as well (as long as you get the most recent edition).
I'll check this out, thanks. For all the wrestling people, the UFC is pretty much the same way. The president is a guy who got the job by growing up with the owners. He now owns gun shaped bibles and dinosaur skulls and can't stop swearing at press conferences. On the other hand his competition murders dogs and gives 50% of their revenues to Russian (and/or Japanese) mobsters so the UFC is the best game in town.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Grifter posted:

I'll check this out, thanks. For all the wrestling people, the UFC is pretty much the same way. The president is a guy who got the job by growing up with the owners. He now owns gun shaped bibles and dinosaur skulls and can't stop swearing at press conferences. On the other hand his competition murders dogs and gives 50% of their revenues to Russian (and/or Japanese) mobsters so the UFC is the best game in town.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Skull brothers.

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