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Snapchat A Titty posted:is it because they piss it clean? otherwise idgi It's because no one ever washes their hands.
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Wash their hands with piss??
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:18 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Wash their hands with piss?? This does not speak well of your cleaning habits.
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:19 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Wash their hands with piss?? What the gently caress are you going on about?
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:20 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What the gently caress are you going on about? Sorry mate, was an obtuse attempt at outdoing the guy taking a second to get it.
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:23 |
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My thought process was "but faucets are like the dirtiest things in bathrooms because everyone OOOOOOOOOOOOOH" Congratulations, you've officially ruined a joke.
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:12 |
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EXAKT Science posted:My thought process was "but faucets are like the dirtiest things in bathrooms because everyone OOOOOOOOOOOOOH" That makes us two :sunglasses: *fistbump*
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 00:00 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:is it because they piss it clean? otherwise idgi It's because no one ever touches it Edit: oh hey there was a whole other page there
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 00:05 |
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Guys it's a joke, you're overthinking it.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 00:16 |
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Gynovore posted:Guys it's a joke, you're overthinking it. To be fair, the guys' washroom toilet handles are equally as clean!
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 00:18 |
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I assume because they have those newfangled touchless faucets.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 00:19 |
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Ernie. posted:To be fair, the guys' washroom toilet handles are equally as clean! No, they're exactly as dirty as the bathroom floor.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 00:46 |
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I haven't the energy to write up my own version of this joke, so I have transcribed it from another browser window. It is a very good one, please enjoy: The man and the clown, a parable:quote:Johnny is poor and has been all his life. He doesn't mind it much, except for the fact that every year when the circus comes to town, he never gets to see it. The years pass and every year he watches the circus come and go with a tear in his eye. Then one year as the circus is leaving, he snaps. "gently caress it," he says." I'm going to get myself a job so I can see the circus."
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 01:02 |
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Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!!
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 01:59 |
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To be honest that sounds a lot like recent rounds of Space Station 13.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 02:33 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!! Way better punchline
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 04:21 |
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A guy is walking through the desert, dying of thirst. He's desperate for water but suddenly sees a market stall in the distance! He staggers towards it, praying it's not a mirage; finally he reaches it. "Hello... have you... have you got any water?" he croaks. "No, sorry mate, I don't sell water. I only sell jellied fruit." "Jell.. jellied fruit? Does nowhere... have any water?" he gasps. "You can try the next stall, they might...." So the guy staggers onto the next stall, his head dizzy and his legs heavy. "Do you... do you have... water...?" "No, sorry buddy, I don't have any water. I've only got cold custard." "Cold... cold custard?! I need water!" "You could try the next stall, they might...." He's desperate now. He can barely move his legs and arms, and almost crawls to the final stall. The stallkeeper is there, leaning against huge pots of cream. "What's... what's this? I need.... water..." "Sorry pal, no water here. Just whipped cream." "Whipped... whipped cream? I've been to... to three stalls... and all you sell..... is... is... jellied fruit... and cold custard... and whipped cream... it doesn't make sense..." "Well, it is a trifle bazaar"
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 12:20 |
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duckmaster posted:A guy is walking through the desert, dying of thirst. He's desperate for water but suddenly sees a market stall in the distance! He staggers towards it, praying it's not a mirage; finally he reaches it. I....I love you
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 14:19 |
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I made up a bad joke. You have to tell it like you mean it to get a good reaction. : There's a hiker who likes to listen to music while he hikes. He made a playlist do you know what he called it? : TRAIL MIX. Do you know what the first song on it is? : THE PEANUTS THEME. Do you know what the second song is? : IT'S BY EMINEM
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 17:26 |
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LargeHadron posted:I made up a bad joke.
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 20:02 |
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Let me follow up that bad joke with an even worse one I've made up: How many SJWs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You can't be bothered to educate yourself, huh? Well, check your privilege!
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 10:17 |
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That's the worst skeleton warrior joke I ever did read.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 13:51 |
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something illuminationqueer something cislight
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 14:20 |
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Scene: a job interview Recruiter: What would you say is your biggest flaw? Candidate: I'm very frank. Recruiter: In my opinion, that's not much of a flaw. Candidate: I don't give a gently caress about your opinion.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 15:40 |
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Not really a joke, just something to make English majors cry: For all intensive purposes, it IS a doggy dog world out there. But allow me to play doubles advocate; negative thoughts are a diamond dozen.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:02 |
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LargeHadron posted:I made up a bad joke. You have to tell it like you mean it to get a good reaction. Track 3 is by...
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:49 |
Non Serviam posted:Not really a joke, just something to make English majors cry: I was about to be offended, but I stan correct it.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 21:57 |
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Kenny Logins posted:That's the worst skeleton warrior joke I ever did read. I'm super-sorry. I love skeleton warriors, I am a skeleton warrior! (I'm just still encased in flesh.)
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 22:52 |
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Triskelli posted:I was about to be offended, but I stan correct it. should of seen that coming
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 22:55 |
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So have you guys heard about this new invention? It's a voice-activated barn exit, specifically made for cows. They call the company that makes it "The Microsoft of Farm Electronics," and the african-american entrepreneur who owns the biz has made billions from his many innovations, but he's best known for this one. He's known as the Black Gates of Moo-er Door.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 23:01 |
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:should of seen that coming Oh don't worry... I seen it.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 23:57 |
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Segmentation Fox posted:So have you guys heard about this new invention? It's a voice-activated barn exit, specifically made for cows. They call the company that makes it "The Microsoft of Farm Electronics," and the african-american entrepreneur who owns the biz has made billions from his many innovations, but he's best known for this one. Boo this man.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 00:56 |
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TheHomerTax posted:Boo this man. Boo-urns, Boo-urns!
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 01:01 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh don't worry... I seen it. You definately sound like a retarted moran
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 02:18 |
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Non Serviam posted:You definately sound like a retarted moran
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 02:32 |
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wtf is going on in this thread? did everybody just start posting like it was gbs 1.0 for all times sake?
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 02:34 |
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RandomFerret posted:wtf is going on in this thread? I think it was like that from the gecko
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 02:37 |
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Non Serviam posted:I think it was like that from the gecko Nah, that's just your imagined nation.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 02:44 |
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Raitzeno posted:Nah, that's just your imagined nation. I have zero taller ants for that kind of comments.
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