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Mar 27, 2015 17:56
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The main problem with Dark Souls is it isn't Otogi 3
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Mar 27, 2015 17:58
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Tim Schafer hasn't made anything worthwhile ever Psychonauts is honestly one of the worst games I have ever played. My favorite part was when all the audio cut out for an entire world, while at the same time the textboxes bugged out and skipped through the dialogue as fast as possible. My second favorite was trying to platform when the piece of poo poo camera got stuck behind a wall and I couldn't move it out.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:59
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I have to say everytime I see your av I am reminded how much I love the aesthetic of Homeworld and then I reminded that I am absolute garbage at it, sort of bitter sweet.
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Mar 27, 2015 18:02
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Tim Schafer hasn't made anything worthwhile ever I had a lot of fun with Costume Quest as a silly game to pass an afternoon, but I'm pretty sure the concept for that one was from someone else at Doublefine. And holy poo poo it completely went to hell with the sequel.
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Mar 27, 2015 18:12
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Hey if we're doing really obvious trolling that people will inevitably fall for I've got one: But this is true?
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Mar 27, 2015 18:13
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Leal posted:Saying anything that a goon likes has a fault in it is the best way to get anger out of goons. Especially if if involves a Souls game. Edit: \/ definitely true. The only thing goons agree with on Obsidian is that the actual shooting in Alpha Protocol is awful. Mokinokaro has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Mar 27, 2015 18:16
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Mokinokaro posted:Especially if if involves a Souls game. Or New Vegas/any other Obsidian game. I can't tell you how many goon freak outs I've seen when someone made a minor complaint about New Vegas (especially anything plot related).
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Mar 27, 2015 18:25
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i lay in the piss, letting it soak into my skin giving it a piss tinge that will forever mark me as a scrub
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Mar 27, 2015 18:37
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Nerds get worked up when you call Obsidian bad because they think storytelling in videogames is the highest form of art and when you explain to them that videogames are intended for kids it forces them to look inside themselves.
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Mar 27, 2015 18:42
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Strategic Tea posted:But this is true? It doesn't have to be untrue, just infuriating to babies
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Mar 27, 2015 18:48
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ArtIsResistance posted:Nerds get worked up when you call Obsidian bad because they think storytelling in videogames is the highest form of art and when you explain to them that videogames are intended for kids it forces them to look inside themselves. I'd agree with you but I can't exactly get to the storytelling parts without the rear end end of my computer blowing out faster than a white person at an Indian restaurant.
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Mar 27, 2015 18:50
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ZeusCannon posted:I have to say everytime I see your av I am reminded how much I love the aesthetic of Homeworld and then I reminded that I am absolute garbage at it, sort of bitter sweet. The remastered version that Gearbox put out a few weeks ago is a lot easier, if you want to try it again. They completely broke formations though, for a pretty big thing dragging it down. Instead of staying in a delta or claw all fighters break off and swarm in HW1, making them way less effective than they used to be.
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Mar 27, 2015 19:02
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Alouicious posted:i lay in the piss, letting it soak into my skin giving it a piss tinge that will forever mark me as a scrub please go on 
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Mar 27, 2015 19:13
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Kimmalah posted:Or New Vegas/any other Obsidian game. I can't tell you how many goon freak outs I've seen when someone made a minor complaint about New Vegas (especially anything plot related). It's a shame, because I liked exploring the FO3/NV worlds, but the mechanics were so clunky.
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Mar 27, 2015 19:16
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Dark Souls: Worst game ever?
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Mar 27, 2015 19:18
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Chard posted:please go on i can't say whos piss this is, but i can say as a doctor they need to drink more water
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Mar 27, 2015 19:19
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > PYF thing dragging this game down: But not Dark Souls. Shut up about Dark Souls.
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Mar 27, 2015 20:10
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Dark Souls: Worst game ever? Someone's got you covered. http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelthomsen/2014/04/25/is-dark-souls-ii-the-worst-game-ever-made/ quote:It was like Ovid retold in the tobacco clouded arcades of my adolescence, assembled in fragmentary sentences hidden in item descriptions that became contradictory the further one read, mirroring the obsessive impossibility of mastering the game’s over-complex fighting system with a nesting of story details that seemed only to produce best guesses made to endlessly doubt themselves. quote:It’s the worst and least ethical form of play, taking the naturally constrained single encounters of Chess or Go into the heart of an infinity spiral rotating out from the center of a box of microprocessors built out of a grand network of exploitive labor practices around the world, creating a transfixing hallucination sublimely disassociated from the networks of labor required to produce it. The friendships formed in message boards and YouTube comment threads offset by the number of lives pinned in place by the economic conditions necessary for the creation of such hallucinatory machinery, offering the great thrill of achievement for having done nothing but press a few half-inch buttons, hypnotized by the unseen patterns passing through the screen, scrutable only to those others who’d undergone the same rite of initiation and spoke the secret lexicon.
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Mar 27, 2015 20:12
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Gestalt Intellect posted:It’s the worst and least ethical form of play, taking the naturally constrained single encounters of Chess or Go into the heart of an infinity spiral rotating out from the center of a box of microprocessors built out of a grand network of exploitive labor practices around the world, creating a transfixing hallucination sublimely disassociated from the networks of labor required to produce it. The friendships formed in message boards and YouTube comment threads offset by the number of lives pinned in place by the economic conditions necessary for the creation of such hallucinatory machinery, offering the great thrill of achievement for having done nothing but press a few half-inch buttons, hypnotized by the unseen patterns passing through the screen, scrotable only to those others who’d undergone the same rite of initiation and spoke the secret lexicon. This is a amazing.
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Mar 27, 2015 20:29
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:Yeup, I've basically tried every fix in every forum about Pillars to no avail. It really sucks because I want to enjoy this game, I really want to get my $50 worth of crpg goodness out of it but it just won't let me. When it does run it lags like crazy and then just freezes and crashes every 5-10 minutes at most. Apparently it's trying to pull something like 2-3gigs of ram just to move across the map. If it runs on my incredibly lovely and weak Macbook Air then it should run on anything made in the last 5 years.
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Mar 27, 2015 20:35
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 PORTAL IS A TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD GAME AND ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE MUST OF HAD A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY FROM SATAN K THX BYE!
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Mar 27, 2015 20:44
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Whats bringing bloodborne down for me is that i have work, gf to care for, partying to do and an exam to finish + app programming and working out to do before i can even look at my newly bought ps4. I just wanna clear my schedule and do some major smokage but nooooo, I have to give a poo poo about my life.
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Mar 27, 2015 21:07
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Dark Souls: Worst game ever? All games are actually the worst game ever, depending on what game people are playing at the time.
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Mar 27, 2015 21:13
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Gestalt Intellect posted:Someone's got you covered.  ZeusCannon posted:This is a amazing.
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Mar 27, 2015 21:16
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Tim Schafer hasn't made anything worthwhile ever Grim Fandango, you idiot. 
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Mar 27, 2015 21:54
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I want a game like Dark Souls but with the controls from Octodad
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Mar 27, 2015 22:06
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I got around to trying the Batman games for the first time, and the knife dudes in Asylum are the worst things in it so far (completed up to the second Scarecrow  point). I just want to continue foever with my crazy flying kick combo, and I have to break it to stun those knife dudes.While the combat is way more fluid in Asylum than in an Assassin's Creed game, I honestly like AC's climbing a little more. I've walked off several platforms because I keep thinking Batman will drop and hang off a ledge if I inch off of it. The combat more than makes up for that little issue, though.
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Mar 27, 2015 22:42
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QuietLion posted:I got around to trying the Batman games for the first time, and the knife dudes in Asylum are the worst things in it so far (completed up to the second Scarecrow You'll get used to it. Just be happy that it doesn't take minutes to climb up the side of a building in this game. Also Arkham games are incredible and AC games are pieces of loving poo poo.
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Mar 27, 2015 22:53
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I want a game like Dark Souls but with the controls from Octodad
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Mar 27, 2015 22:53
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Tim Schafer hasn't made anything worthwhile ever you're a loving awful troll, you keep saying things that are agreeable and correct
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Mar 27, 2015 23:08
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QuietLion posted:I got around to trying the Batman games for the first time, and the knife dudes in Asylum are the worst things in it so far (completed up to the second Scarecrow The armored guys were worse for me since if they're next to a normal dude with an everyday average punchable face, it's pretty hard to get batman to hit the guy he can hit instead of going and punching the armored one like an idiot.
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Mar 27, 2015 23:22
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The armored guys were worse for me since if they're next to a normal dude with an everyday average punchable face, it's pretty hard to get batman to hit the guy he can hit instead of going and punching the armored one like an idiot. I have that trouble with SoM. loving no don't combat finish the little scrub guy. Combat finish a real threat you rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 27, 2015 23:28
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Elysiume posted:I want a game like Skyrim but with the controls from Dark Souls or Monster Hunter. Or a game like Fallout but with the controls from just about any other shooter. I said this once on gamefaqs or somewhere equally stupid and instantly the thread of conversation became how retarded I was for daring to compare a babby game like Skyrim to our lord and savior Dark Souls in any way or mention them in the same sentence. I still agree that it would be a good idea because they control really fun, but it seems like Dragon's Dogma would be the closest to it. So chalk me up as another of those "The people playing it drag down Dark Souls" people. Ugly In The Morning posted:The armored guys were worse for me since if they're next to a normal dude with an everyday average punchable face, it's pretty hard to get batman to hit the guy he can hit instead of going and punching the armored one like an idiot. Stunrod guys were the absolute worst in Asylum, for me. Any area with them instantly became really lovely because they liked to just get in the way and cause you to get hurt because batman's toe accidentally collided with them.
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Mar 28, 2015 00:06
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ArtIsResistance posted:Nerds get worked up when you call Obsidian bad because they think storytelling in videogames is the highest form of art and when you explain to them that videogames are intended for kids it forces them to look inside themselves. What sort of liberal schools do your kids go to, that you think rape and genocide are appropriate topics for them?
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Mar 28, 2015 00:15
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Nuebot posted:"The people playing it drag down Dark Souls" When there's very little difference between "PvP" and "griefing", and I've been invaded by more than my fair share of MegaMule clones (seriously, an SL1 one-handing the Dragon's Tooth?), I would say that the only thing more toxic than the blowdart snipers is the community, yeah.
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Mar 28, 2015 00:16
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Xoidanor posted:If it runs on my incredibly lovely and weak Macbook Air then it should run on anything made in the last 5 years. How does that help me or anyone else with these problems at all. How. Are you saying I should trade in my new computer with new parts in for a poo poo Mac to play this one game? Or are you just bragging? I really don't understand.
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Mar 28, 2015 00:18
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Mister Adequate posted:What sort of liberal schools do your kids go to, that you think rape and genocide are appropriate topics for them? video games are for children
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Mar 28, 2015 00:19
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:video games are for children N... no! 
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Mar 28, 2015 00:23
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:When there's very little difference between "PvP" and "griefing", and I've been invaded by more than my fair share of MegaMule clones (seriously, an SL1 one-handing the Dragon's Tooth?), I would say that the only thing more toxic than the blowdart snipers is the community, yeah. So here's a mean spirited anecdote. Well after dark souls 2 came out I played the first one again and screwed around with cheat engine and gave my character the ability to petrify other players instantly, it's worth noting that most of the people I invaded already had infinite HP active. I got a lot of hate mail for it. I felt that "git gud" was the appropriate response.
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