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Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us? :cry:
Big Show: :350:
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bartok
May 10, 2006



Who shrunk Larry's head?

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Man, that old women's title was tiny.

someusername
Jan 26, 2015
They're gonna need a smaller font for Lesnar's accomplishment.

Roman has 1.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

I know I am suppose to hate it but so far this is a fun show.

It really is. Given what we were expecting, this is loving phenominal.

LARRY loving ZBYSKO

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Alundra was awesome and had the speech of the night, despite Butch trying as hard as he could to steal the show

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Hammerstein posted:

Paige and AJ aren't bad and they have a lot of NXT talent that could put on one helluva show if they would only let them. Instead they want to sell us Barbie and her sister as serious competition.

The Bellas are good in the ring, they just never got any mic skills. With a mouthpiece they'd be great.

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.

Tyma posted:

Crazy Bar Update :
Two guys spent half the divas match putting on an impromptu match on the fancefloor. It ended in a tombstone. Security didn't care.

Random guys in a bar have a better understanding of ring psychology than indie wrestlers.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Height and weight requires a supercomputer

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Counting on Rusev to save the show
at this point.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Hammerstein posted:

Paige and AJ aren't bad and they have a lot of NXT talent that could put on one helluva show if they would only let them. Instead they want to sell us Barbie and her sister as serious competition.

The Bellas aren't really that bad anymore (at least to me)

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Fiveace Attorney posted:

loving hahaha a stats graphic for reigns

Looks like Reigns has a bit of on edge on 'handsomeness' King

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

Who shrunk Larry's head?

Abdullah

It was a rib

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
So they've got two hours for three matches.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Where's that Warrior dong statue gif?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Ribsauce posted:

I laugh at a lot of his stupid jokes. It is shameful, but I do it

he tells them so earnestly and without shame

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Butch is what I imagine a cranky old 19th century British sailor sounded like

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hiding, in the hedges

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


It's really dusty in here all of a sudden

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Ribsauce posted:

The Bellas aren't really that bad anymore (at least to me)

they're fine now, people are ridiculous

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Ribsauce posted:

The Bellas aren't really that bad anymore (at least to me)

It only seems that way, because originally they were so bad that the little improvement that we saw in the last 1-2 years makes them appear deceptively good.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

No don't show the Connor stuff again...the tears

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Hammerstein posted:

Paige and AJ aren't bad and they have a lot of NXT talent that could put on one helluva show if they would only let them. Instead they want to sell us Barbie and her sister as serious competition.
That's a little unfair to the Bellas since they have legit gotten better while AJ has been coasting on how much smarks love her for being a geek and CM Punk's wife.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Wait wait wait, what the gently caress? Big Show won the Battle Royale? Are you loving serious?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

TerminaHHHtor.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Maxwell Lord posted:

The Bellas are good in the ring, they just never got any mic skills. With a mouthpiece they'd be great.

She can do moves, but she mistimes everything and kills the flow in matches

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
For a divas match that was fine. Stop your complaining

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Gonzo McFee posted:

So they've got two hours for three matches.

they didn't rule out seth cashing in

and who knows what superamerican entrance cena will have

fake e: FINKEL'S STREAK LIVES

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Peter Bazooka posted:

Random guys in a bar have a better understanding of ring psychology than indie wrestlers.

psychology is for old men all that matters is popping the crowd huge

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

OldTennisCourt posted:

Wait wait wait, what the gently caress? Big Show won the Battle Royale? Are you loving serious?

Mizdow gave it a good shot.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Maxwell Lord posted:

The Bellas are good in the ring, they just never got any mic skills. With a mouthpiece they'd be great.

I feel like the Bellas talking works just fine as long as they're heels because they are really bad at it.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

OldTennisCourt posted:

Wait wait wait, what the gently caress? Big Show won the Battle Royale? Are you loving serious?

It's the Andre battle royale. It is not for anything other than a big trophy of andre basically.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
Daniel Bryan really has an amazingly warm speaking voice

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the bushwackers was the best hof speech

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THE MOTHERFUCKING FINK! :hellyeah:

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


OldTennisCourt posted:

Wait wait wait, what the gently caress? Big Show won the Battle Royale? Are you loving serious?

What, you thought he'd lose? He's too big to throw over!

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

oh hey it's fink that's nice

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Haha cuts right to reigns when nash's speech clip is on

Mr. Yuk
Apr 1, 2005

In case of accidental ingestion, please consult a mortician.
Maybe I've been watching too much lucha lately, but I'm really hoping rather than the Undertaker coming out to wrestle Bray tonight, it's the debut of El Hijo del Undertaker and they just pass the gimmick down every 25 years or so.

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Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


I forget, is it Scott Hall or Kevin Nash that's a giant mess?

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