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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Blankman is a drat classic.

I watched Blankman soooo drat much as a kid.

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Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Superheroes it is, then! (and just generally super people)











HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Superchick's having a little trouble keeping it all on there.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
L'Homme Puma sounds so much classier than Pumaman: the MST3K version.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgsmhuGi7M

Pyoomaman is one of the only MST3K episodes I've gotten to watching in its entirety.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Waffleman_ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgsmhuGi7M

Pyoomaman is one of the only MST3K episodes I've gotten to watching in its entirety.

It is a great episode but I kind of want that L'Homme Puma poster for my home.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I was always partial to Pod People and Mitchell myself.

melvinthemopboy3
Sep 29, 2008
Red Zone Cuba or bust.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
I was sucked into the show (after stumbling across the movie) by FUTURE WAR. SPACE MUTINY is a blast too, and even better uncut and un-MSTied.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Blankman is a drat classic.

You've inspired me, made me brave. I'm now man enough to admit that Blankman is loving great. Its main problem was it was too ahead of its time.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

King Vidiot posted:

You've inspired me, made me brave. I'm now man enough to admit that Blankman is loving great. Its main problem was it was too ahead of its time.

Think of computers!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Superchick's having a little trouble keeping it all on there.

Pretty sure it's just a 70s titsploitation movie.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Apr 1, 2015

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
#NotThat

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
What the hell does that title have to do with fears or clowns?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Light Gun Man posted:

What the hell does that title have to do with fears or clowns?

Look up the 80s movie Poltergeist. It's iconography appropriation that'll mean absolutely nothing to most people born after 1990.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

mind the walrus posted:

Look up the 80s movie Poltergeist. It's iconography appropriation that'll mean absolutely nothing to most people born after 1990.

Oh it's supposed to be that? I've seen that movie, like within this decade, and I didn't associate it at all. And I was born in 1983 so I ain't even too young for it, what the hell.

The TV is way more iconic and with a modern television it could even dwarf the girl and look more scary with the same concept, wtf.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

This with an LCD. Done.

Bert of the Forest
Apr 27, 2013

Shucks folks, I'm speechless. Hawf Hawf Hawf!
I'd argue that the mindset behind the clown poster was less catering and wink-winking to fans of the original film, and more about trying to pander to a modern audience by shoving anything that looks vaguely like popular modern horror films like Annabelle and Billy from the Saw films. SCARY CLOWN DOLL GETS COVERAGE. AND MAKE IT SCARIER LOOKING!

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Mister Chief posted:

This with an LCD. Done.



Hell, make it a touchscreen ipad or w/e.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Gorilla Salad posted:

Pretty sure it's just a 70s titsploitation movie.

Yep, but a fairly fun and campy one.

Dammit, I mention FUTURE WAR, and hear that Rober Z'Dar has just died. At least I didn't find out from the meme thread.

Farewell, Maniac Cop.


So long, Zavic.



R.I.P.. uh, well, an actor's gotta pay his bills, I guess.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Farewell, Maniac Cop.






They're not the world's worst movies, but God love them, they didn't have much imagination when it came to taglines.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Mister Chief posted:

This with an LCD. Done.

I was gonna make a fake doing exactly that but googling for source images I find that they do that in the new one too so why the gently caress not just do that as the poster?

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
What kind of sadistic parents would buy their child a clown that looks like that?

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

its the clown. from that movie they did some time ago. i am excited to see this movie as it has already promised nothing new.

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
"Poltergeist", from the German "clown-spirit".

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I'm the only loser in this thread that got really scared to that clown in the original movie and to this day hates clown dolls? (not real human clowns, those are cool dudes. And to my defense I was a little kid and my parents loved to watch horror movies with me around :v: ). Still, that poster sucks.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

King Vidiot posted:

You've inspired me, made me brave. I'm now man enough to admit that Blankman is loving great. Its main problem was it was too ahead of its time.

It's shockingly dark but never stops being funny.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo


A Japanese man put way too much effort into an Aprils Fools joke


I want to watch this movie so bad though.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Yep, but a fairly fun and campy one.

Dammit, I mention FUTURE WAR, and hear that Rober Z'Dar has just died. At least I didn't find out from the meme thread.

Farewell, Maniac Cop.


So long, Zavic.



R.I.P.. uh, well, an actor's gotta pay his bills, I guess.



Ah poo poo, I loved that dude. Here's hoping Michael Berryman lives forever.









testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.



I refuse to believe that this is not an Expendables poster

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Why does it say "Cow" in the background? Is that the new villain?

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Why does it say "Cow" in the background? Is that the new villain?

It says Adri Cowan, as do all the others. Since only one of these will be picked

https://twitter.com/AdriCowan/with_replies

Cory Snyder
Jan 27, 2004

People have compared me to Cal Ripken...
I used to watch this movie constantly as a kid, but nobody else remembers it...

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Condorman is wretched.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Cory Snyder posted:

I used to watch this movie constantly as a kid, but nobody else remembers it...


I feel like this Brazil poster misrepresents the movie somewhat.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

rawillkill posted:

It says Adri Cowan, as do all the others. Since only one of these will be picked

https://twitter.com/AdriCowan/with_replies

Now I'm disappointed.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
What the Phantom was doing in Paris before he got the singing gig.

Swabbleflange
Apr 18, 2008

I'm pretty sure Condorman was the first film I saw at the cinema.

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ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011



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