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ThePriceIsRight posted:I told her she looked like a hotter version of deanna troi and she didnt' know who that was so i'm not interested this chick is legit pretty
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YeahTubaMike posted:even if i were 100% shallow, it's not like there's any race of dudes that is unhot
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That's not a dude, that's an alien
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LethalGeek posted:Casually looked at OKC this morning and uh...this popped up Jesus Christ, imagine going on a date and this loving train wreck showing up. I don't care how poly/queer/whatever the gently caress you are have some goddamned standards about your appearance and behave with some dignity. E - imagine introducing him to your parents or him going to a job interview. What a mess.
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Why wouldn't you check out the pics first? He's not setting up anybody for a surprise. If you have a clown fetish he'd be a great choice.
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that clown guy owns but in the way that i would want to observe him doing mundane things for my own entertainment
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when your parents say that "you're boyfriends belongs in a circus" they're not being racist this time. they are speaking truths.
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for a gay dude that clown loving weirdo has some good teef
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Jeff Sichoe posted:for a gay dude that clown loving weirdo has some good teef Trust fund Portlander had orthodontics as a kid and currently is only one interested in clowns, being anally penetrated, and grilling chayote. News at 11.
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legit LOLed when i scrolled down and saw krusty
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ThePriceIsRight posted:I told her she looked like a hotter version of deanna troi and she didnt' know who that was so i'm not interested Which American city do I ave to move to to find hot Jewish girls like this, specifically this one? I don't care if she's not down with the goy, I'll fuckin convert if I have to, I don't need foreskin.
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cyberia posted:I don't care how poly/queer/whatever the gently caress you are I'm picking and choosing words here, but he describes himself as a "genderqueer" (I hate that "word") guy that is interested in women. We're all dudes that are into chicks, dude. Just because it's not special to be an into-chicks dude doesn't mean you have to paint yourself like Even Krustier the Clown.
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Guzwar posted:Which American city do I ave to move to to find hot Jewish girls like this, specifically this one? I don't care if she's not down with the goy, I'll fuckin convert if I have to, I don't need foreskin. Maryland or NYC prolly
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captainOrbital posted:I'm picking and choosing words here, but he describes himself as a "genderqueer" (I hate that "word") guy that is interested in women. He's into MtF trannies too so he's not straight.
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Guzwar posted:Which American city do I ave to move to to find hot Jewish girls like this, specifically this one? I don't care if she's not down with the goy, I'll fuckin convert if I have to, I don't need foreskin. t0oronto also she's only 18 and a virgin 
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Just sign up on J-date. Or more importantly visit your local synagogue wrapped in bacon and smoked pig. The smell and flavor of pork will cause a wave of confusion, paralyzing them as you go about stealing their Jewish chastity.
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Aferisan posted:Just sign up on J-date. Dont use factory farmed pork when you do this either. I made this mistake... Wish i read up about this technique beforehand
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ThePriceIsRight posted:t0oronto Oh hell yeah ThePriceIsRight posted:also she's only 18 and a virgin Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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She's gonna marry the first dude she fucks. Then she's gonna cheat a year or two down the line.
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You people need to learn how to be selective. We don't derive pleasure from reading longass bland profiles, just hosed up bits. Bold em or something. Personal success! I changed my profile picture and now I have dates every night this weekend. This is what I changed it to:  All my other pics are me doing normal person stuff. YMMV. Also today someone called me handsome, I feel good :3
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froward posted:You people need to learn how to be selective. We don't derive pleasure from reading longass bland profiles, just hosed up bits. Bold em or something. Would
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Yermaw Zahoor posted:Would Also wanna pet those dogges
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Can someone explain this JAP term to me? I mean, obviously, she's not Japanese, so... ? I assume the first letter stands for 'Jewish', but after that, I got nothing. Yeah. I was confused when I first heard it. The only people I've ever heard using it were mean-spirited women who were either proud of their snotty daughters or jealous of younger, pretty jewish girls. They pretty much used it instead of calling the girl a slut. It's weird. I was raised Jewish and never heard the term until I was in my teens. I did, however, know it was a derogatory term for Japanese people because of Quantum Leap. An artist that was in the internment camps during WWII, Roger Shimamura, actually did a piece making fun of the term after Oprah had some show on Jewish American Princesses. He made up a story about how K.I.K.E. is not a derogatory term for Jews, but a well-known term among the Japanese-American community meaning "Kinky,Immature,Kimona,Empress".  Sorry, back to terrible okcupid profiles. LethalGeek posted:Casually looked at OKC this morning and uh...this popped up  He does cocaaaine! Bored fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Apr 4, 2015 |
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i just noted the exasperated person in pic 2 of clownguy lol
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I can't even imagine how fat the girls who message him are.
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 The six things I could never do without (1) Activism, (2) non-human companions, (3) my community, (4) long conversations, (5) sunny days, and (6) my vitamix blender. I spend a lot of time thinking about Total animal liberation. Social justice. Ecological justice. Radical politics. You should message me if You're vegan and an animal rights activist, or you're interested in animal rights and want to find out more. You don't take this website seriously.
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LeoMarr posted:You should message me if but please realize I will take all references personally, typing penis words for me to read is literally eye rape.
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froward posted:typing penis words for me to read is literally rape.
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froward posted:You people need to learn how to be selective. We don't derive pleasure from reading longass bland profiles, just hosed up bits. Bold em or something. This picture rules
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a few yers ago on okc a deeply stupid and hosed up american guy messaged me out of nowhere and tried to get me to message this girl he had been stalking and talking to under a false identity for years to "take the fall" for him and "admit" i was the real guy or something and basically "get clean" by letting me take over, my reward then being that id be able to claim her for myself and continue right away i called him a hosed up sociopath but he wouldnt budge, so i acted like i was gonna go along with it cause i didnt want him to be able to pose as me, as well as to get to talk to her and tell her she had a crazy stalker. right after i added her skype and told her what was going on she was like "look just come here for debrief" and added me to this huge group call with like 10 people in it that were all involved somehow i went back on okc and said he was deeply hosed up for the 20th time except this time i also added i had told her everything and he went like oh, so did the last 3 guys well i better try again, ps my ex left me over poo poo this, i think im a sociopath lol! then he started to type a mix of incoherent hathred and self deprecating stream of consciousness poo poo i guess i shoulda  but nothing really came out of it except i got some laughs and a hosed up story to tell
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I went on okc for a bit and it was okay I found more people to chill and hang out with than actual dates
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so I shoot animals with rifles amd turn them into delicious meat. Does this mean I support the patriarchy. Also, I was joking about the chicken in your hands. Are you familiar with Jeb Bush? No, it means you killed them and they are now dead rotting corpses which you consume, and yes, speciesism and sexism are interconnected. Well, it wasn't a funny joke, and really isn't funny now that you've made jokes about murdering animals like her. I'm blocking you, good bye.
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Eating a chicken is basically the same as loving a baboon up the rear end.
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Mans posted:Eating a chicken is basically rape
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Sounds like you dodged a bullet she def would not have gobbled your cock and swallowed your man milk. Negative people are so draining: they seem to lack self awareness. Seems like there is a lot of overlap between that mindset and your standard Angry Nerd.
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Just figured I'd tell you guys okc got me laid again. Med student cutie, really knew her way around in bed. She was very impressed by my profile and how much we had in common and my gentlemanly manners such as holding the door open for her, and being entirely respectful of her as a woman by waiting for her to make the first move. Aha just kidding, I was making out with her after an hour and by the end of the date she was more than willing to hop into a cab to my place. Always be closing, losers.
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froward posted:Sounds like you dodged a bullet she def would not have gobbled your cock and swallowed your man milk. I sent her hosed up messages just because she's a loving libnazi feminist animal rights activitist. Tumble posted:Just figured I'd tell you guys okc got me laid again. Med student cutie, really knew her way around in bed. I was supposed to get laid today, but I knew it was too good to be true because we setup a date within 20 minutes of talking. And the setting for the date? "Come cuddle and watch movies with me". Sadly I was at work yesterday when she said "Come over now?" so I couldn't gently caress her 20 minutes after sending her a message. Anyway she has yet to respond to any of my messages "Hey, So when do you want to meetup today?" But I have a slightly prettier date setup for tomorrow night so I'm hopeful.
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Tumble posted:Just figured I'd tell you guys okc got me laid again. Med student cutie, really knew her way around in bed. I gotta say I get ignored 90% of the time but the other 10% are pretty much done deals by the time we actually go out. Edit: and i'm a short guy so I'm starting in the negatives as it is the rest of you need to get it together lol
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Note to self: always look for a body shot. Because apparently the 'athletic body type' of a 'gym junkie' shares real estate on a venn diagram with 'ewok'.
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