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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

My love of campaign Twitter images is really growing.



Lmfao

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

This really is the greatest show on earth

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



"I heard the tape again. It doesn't say save me from hell. It said vote for hell on earth"

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
:effort:

Jerry Manderbilt fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Apr 5, 2015

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

This really is the greatest show on earth

Someone needs to get cracking on embedding entry of the gladiators into this thread

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

So the DeathRally has become a quadrennial event.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Methodists are one of the least crazy branches of American Christianity, don't associate them with Rand

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

uncurable mlady posted:

Methodists are one of the least crazy branches of American Christianity, don't associate them with Rand

Pretty sure he was going for the burning cross of the clan rather than the burning cross of the methodist church.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

FAUXTON posted:

Pretty sure he was going for the burning cross of the clan rather than the burning cross of the methodist church.

That makes sense too.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Full Battle Rattle posted:

It's like there's just zero self awareness. When you hire someone to make you a logo and they come back with the same color scheme as history's most unabashed villains you need to fire those people. At least aquafresh has some positive implications.



I hate to admit it, but were it not for the Aquafresh similarity, Romney's logo might have actually been kind of clever. The red, white, and blue "stripes" in the R were pretty clearly meant to represent different people, from different walks of life, their heads and shoulders forming the shape of the R, coming together to support Willard (or all being represented by him).

I think what it was selling was the opposite of reality (like most really effective advertising), of course, but there's the germ of a good logo in there. They just needed to develop it in a less tooth-pasty direction.

There's no excuse for choosing a red/white/black color scheme for a political logo, though, other than a deep ignorance of graphic design history (or intentional association with the idea of Nazism, I suppose).

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


#RubioDeathRally would be great, but he will never get the nomination.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Joementum posted:

My love of campaign Twitter images is really growing.



Sie liebt dich, ja ja ja! There are no words, really.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

#RubioDeathRally would be great, but he will never get the nomination.

It would just be #thirst

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

ewe2 posted:

Sie liebt dich, ja ja ja! There are no words, really.

What do The Beatles have to do with this? :confused:

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

richardfun posted:

What do The Beatles have to do with this? :confused:

The beatles played in hamburg, where they speak german
Germany was where the Nazi party was formed
Black, white, and red are the colors of the Nazi flag

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Jindal is on MtP this morning flailing about when asked about gay catering.

http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/jindal-indiana-businesses-are-being-discriminated-against-n335941

Video should be up soon.

edit

Even better, Santorum and Graham are on Face The Nation.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bobs-blog-a-deal-is-reached-with-iran-but-whats-next/

The hopefuls are coalescing :allears:

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Apr 5, 2015

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Sir Tonk posted:

Jindal is on MtP this morning flailing about when asked about gay catering.

http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/jindal-indiana-businesses-are-being-discriminated-against-n335941

Video should be up soon.

The only moral free market is my free market.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Lindsey Graham throws some shade on one particular Republican candidate:

quote:

Graham, who is considering his own campaign for the White House, said that he favored leaving current sanctions against Iran in place and then letting a new president negotiate a deal with Iran in 2017.

"The best deal, I think, comes with a new president. Hillary Clinton would do better. I think everybody on our side, except maybe Rand Paul, could do better," Graham said on CBS' "Face The Nation."

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Deep Hurting posted:


There's no excuse for choosing a red/white/black color scheme for a political logo, though, other than a deep ignorance of graphic design history (or intentional association with the idea of Nazism, I suppose).

Especially as a Republican you want to avoid any Nazi association. I suppose it could be worse though. You could have the red/white/black combo and your logo looks like a mid-priced hotel chain.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
That literally looks like a small bar of soap is about to come out of the side.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

DaveWoo posted:

Lindsey Graham throws some shade on one particular Republican candidate:

Do these people actually think Iran is coming back to the negotiating table with a new president if they refuse to drop sanctions this time? Why the gently caress would anyone do that? The rest of the world would have dropped sanctions and the US would have just shown that you can't trust the President to actually negotiate anything. What reason does Iran have to come talk to the President in this situation?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

comes along bort posted:

Especially as a Republican you want to avoid any Nazi association. I suppose it could be worse though. You could have the red/white/black combo and your logo looks like a mid-priced hotel chain.



This looks like a mid-high range tier suit brand.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

comes along bort posted:

Especially as a Republican you want to avoid any Nazi association. I suppose it could be worse though. You could have the red/white/black combo and your logo looks like a mid-priced hotel chain.



Hunstman was all about the layover in Atlanta for a business meeting in Minneapolis about to get a divorce republicans, so thats perfect really

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Gyges posted:

Do these people actually think Iran is coming back to the negotiating table with a new president if they refuse to drop sanctions this time? Why the gently caress would anyone do that? The rest of the world would have dropped sanctions and the US would have just shown that you can't trust the President to actually negotiate anything. What reason does Iran have to come talk to the President in this situation?

Look, we just need to "get tough" and "show them we mean business", and they'll cave

And if that doesn't work, well, I guess we'll have absolutely no other choice but to go to war with them

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Deep Hurting posted:

I hate to admit it, but were it not for the Aquafresh similarity, Romney's logo might have actually been kind of clever. The red, white, and blue "stripes" in the R were pretty clearly meant to represent different people, from different walks of life, their heads and shoulders forming the shape of the R, coming together to support Willard (or all being represented by him).

Counterpoint: :tutbutt:

Logikv9 posted:

This looks like a mid-high range tier suit brand.

You're gonna like the way you vote. I guarantee it.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The scampaign continues! You can now buy a subscription to Mike Huckabee's video podcast for $7.95 per month or $59.40 a year.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
I would very much NOT like to "Get Directly from Gov. Huckabee".

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

DaveWoo posted:

Look, we just need to "get tough" and "show them we mean business", and they'll cave

And if that doesn't work, well, I guess we'll have absolutely no other choice but to go to war with them

The political dynamic of this is very simple. Everyone, literally everyone in the world, who is against this deal wants the U.S. to go to war with Iran. Israel, Saudi Arabia, the neo-cons, they all want war and be assured that they, Israel, SA, etc., will do nothing in that war other than cheer from the sidelines.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
If I don't see at least one Mike Huckabee-branded food item in my local grocery store by the end of the year I will be sorely disappointed.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Logikv9 posted:

If I don't see at least one Mike Huckabee-branded food item in my local grocery store by the end of the year I will be sorely disappointed.

Eight years ago that might've been something marginally healthful, or at least edible. This cycle it would be Pastor Huck's Godly Gravy (with extra lard).

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
TWO Huckabee videos weekly? *forgoes medication to purchase exclusive huckabee access*

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

skaboomizzy posted:

Eight years ago that might've been something marginally healthful, or at least edible. This cycle it would be Pastor Huck's Godly Gravy (with extra lard).

The people who go for Huck stuff ain't gonna buy no brand gravy. You make that yourself. Now Pastor Huck's Instant Grits, well that's a viable market.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
For $20/mo Huckabee will play bass in your band!

edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFmLbkVciSQ

Woohoo!

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Apr 5, 2015

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

Gyges posted:

The people who go for Huck stuff ain't gonna buy no brand gravy. You make that yourself. Now Pastor Huck's Instant Grits, well that's a viable market.

No self-respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Skeevy Mcgee posted:

No self-respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.

Duh, but the Midwest is a goldmine of idiots who don't know the first thing about real grits.

You sell your Pastor Huck's bbq sauce/rub in the south. Making sure to account for the various regional styles and knowing that nobody expects your crap to be good like grandpa's or that BBQ shack that looks like it's about to fall down but serves the best drat BBQ you've ever eaten.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009


Ain't no porn-watchin' civil servants gittin' mah tax dollahs! She's taking care of those Tea Party talking points, so someone's been coaching her. I don't know that she really does understand how the world works or how anything works.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


Hmm... where have I seen flame logos in other political parties? Oh wait.





Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Sir Tonk posted:

For $20/mo Huckabee will play bass in your band!

edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFmLbkVciSQ

Woohoo!

How long will her wikipedia page continue to read "She has frequently been ranked as one of the worst tech CEOs of all time.[4][5][6][7]."

Caros
May 14, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:

For $20/mo Huckabee will play bass in your band!

edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFmLbkVciSQ

Woohoo!

Honest to got my first impression wasn't "Woohoo!" it was "Who?"

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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Malloreon posted:

How long will her wikipedia page continue to read "She has frequently been ranked as one of the worst tech CEOs of all time.[4][5][6][7]."

At least a century.

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