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GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Miltank posted:

Humans cannot understand the nature of God; makes sense to me.

What a convenient cop-out! Oh, but let me tell you all the things that God wants or needs or desires...

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logosanatic
Jan 27, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Miltank posted:

Hahaha you ride in on your high horse trying to explain that the nature of Jesus is a paradox like this is some revolutionary new insight.

no, I rode in on my high horse to say there is no paradox. Only crazy trinity, christians see a paradox.

I see a john baptist who says Im not elijah
I see jesus who says the god label can be used on anyone so its not that significant
I see jesus who says were all children of god so being son of god is no big deal.
therefore jesus is just a normal human preaching a new spin on an old religion

but instead of recieving the real message jesus was delivering. A bunch of OT jews forged messiah and other myths into the story. In fact you can strip away the mysterious nature of most of the stuff in the bible.

DEKH
Jan 4, 2014
Just going to point out that half of the defenders of Christianity in this thread are basically denying the Nicaean Creed which would make them heretics by the standards of most Churches, papist and Protestant alike.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

DEKH posted:

Just going to point out that half of the defenders of Christianity in this thread are basically denying the Nicaean Creed which would make them heretics by the standards of most Churches, papist and Protestant alike.

Yeah, it's one thing to say that the gospel authors were fallible, or that the pope does/does not have whatever kind of authority, but to say that the Messianic prophecies are irrelevant, or that the gospel authors deliberately fabricated part of their stories...that kinda...like, why the gently caress are you still Christian?

And then, ironically, Mormons get called out for being false Christians...pot, kettle, etc.

logosanatic
Jan 27, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

DEKH posted:

Just going to point out that half of the defenders of Christianity in this thread are basically denying the Nicaean Creed which would make them heretics by the standards of most Churches, papist and Protestant alike.

which part of the nicaean creed are they denying?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Yeah, it's one thing to say that the gospel authors were fallible, or that the pope does/does not have whatever kind of authority, but to say that the Messianic prophecies are irrelevant, or that the gospel authors deliberately fabricated part of their stories...that kinda...like, why the gently caress are you still Christian?

And then, ironically, Mormons get called out for being false Christians...pot, kettle, etc.
I think a religion (like pre-UU Unitarianism) which focused on Jesus's teachings and acts and message, while not focusing on any hypothetical mass expiation due to his completion of a complex ritual act, could be called "Christian" fairly. Of course, I imagine the same complaint applies, but from an external perspective I'd say it'd be hard to not say they're both "Christian" after a fashion.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
This whole "Jesus as the Messiah confusion came about from forged documents in order to make the bible gel better with the OT" stuff is starting to sound like a really good Dan Brown novel, but it's not quite there yet. Can we replace "Jews" with "The Vatican"?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

What's the point of even having a prophecy if you're going to count "oh of course Elijah just returned as someone completely different who denied that he was and maybe never even knew" as fulfilling it.

You might as well just say "Jesus is God, he doesn't have to fulfill no stinking prophecies if he doesn't want to" at that point.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Lady Naga posted:

This whole "Jesus as the Messiah confusion came about from forged documents in order to make the bible gel better with the OT" stuff is starting to sound like a really good Dan Brown novel, but it's not quite there yet. Can we replace "Jews" with "The Vatican"?

So it's a conspiracy theory compared to what, it being the truth?

DEKH
Jan 4, 2014

logosanatic posted:

which part of the nicaean creed are they denying?

The co-essential divinity of the Son.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

SedanChair posted:

So it's a conspiracy theory compared to what, it being the truth?

I'm saying it'd make good TV if you take liberties in dramatizing it is all.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Wasn't the Nicean Council a plot point in Da Vinci Code?

Mandy Thompson
Dec 26, 2014

by zen death robot
I found this video a little while ago and it makes me feel a sense of pride

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=710661775707756

There is this stereotype that being part of the body of christ means being socially conservative and that just isn't so.

Cavaradossi
May 12, 2001
Svani per sempre
il sogno mio d'amore

DEKH posted:

The co-essential divinity of the Son.

Who is denying that the Son is ὁμοούσιος with the Father?

logosanatic
Jan 27, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
delete

logosanatic fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Feb 23, 2015

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Well now I'm curious

logosanatic
Jan 27, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
i was gonna say something but changed my mind. I dont see a delete option

logosanatic fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Feb 23, 2015

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




McDowell posted:

Humans have a unique ability to record and transmit ideas - you don't see Otters or Chimps writing down the best properties to look for in rocks and sticks. You don't see them leveraging this knowledge over time to make better tools.

There is strong and growing evidence that our dead relatives (eg. the Neanderthals) had symbolic thought. It's not unique to us. And it's probably not unique in the universe.

McDowell posted:

The average person doesn't really think about how language and media are strings that direct their thoughts and actions. In the digital world it is very dangerous for people to stay enslaved to these forces. I think people like Kyrie would rather see the majority remain unaware of this mechanism; maintaining a facade limited to a single absolute source of authority and truth.

I absolutely agree.

But the spiritual talk of religion, language and symbol is what that's actually about. Because it comes out of neo-platonism. Some very unsophisticated, even barely educated people grasp these ideas. They just do it in religious language. I think this is a massive opportunity.

Cavaradossi
May 12, 2001
Svani per sempre
il sogno mio d'amore

Kyrie eleison posted:

The only way a state can morally enforce taxes at all is if it already owns your property. Like I said, the concept of "ownership" we have is more of a custodianship; you are granted a salary or wages and you use it to "purchase" things but you only really become a temporary custodian of those things, the ultimate ownership lies with the government (according to their narrative) which is why they can reclaim it at will through taxation. But while states claim this sort of divine right, it is only really true in the case of the papacy.

CCC 2406 Political authority has the right and duty to regulate the legitimate exercise of the right to ownership for the sake of the common good

CCC 2409 The following are also morally illicit: ... tax evasion

CCC 2424 A theory that makes profit the exclusive norm and ultimate end of economic activity is morally unacceptable. the disordered desire for money cannot but produce perverse effects. It is one of the causes of the many conflicts which disturb the social order...Every practice that reduces persons to nothing more than a means of profit enslaves man, leads to idolizing money, and contributes to the spread of atheism. "You cannot serve God and mammon."

CCC 2425 The Church has ... refused to accept, in the practice of "capitalism," individualism and the absolute primacy of the law of the marketplace over human labor...Regulating the economy ... solely by the law of the marketplace fails social justice, for "there are many human needs which cannot be satisfied by the market." Reasonable regulation of the marketplace and economic initiatives, in keeping with a just hierarchy of values and a view to the common good, is to be commended.

I'm afraid that libertarianism is in direct contradiction to the teachings of the Catholic Church (of course, so is communism).

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
So, let me get this straight: Dressing up as an animal, having fun, meeting new people, and making new friends makes you a horrible person, but worshiping a character you read in an estimated 2,000 year old book and trying to prosecute millions of people because they won't follow the rules in this book that was written around 2,000 years ago makes you a saint?

I guess there really isn't any hope for the human race.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ashgromnies posted:

So, let me get this straight: Dressing up as an animal, having fun, meeting new people, and making new friends makes you a horrible person, but worshiping a character you read in an estimated 2,000 year old book and trying to prosecute millions of people because they won't follow the rules in this book that was written around 2,000 years ago makes you a saint?

I guess there really isn't any hope for the human race.

Both of those are equally awful but the former has never provided a single thing worthwhile to humanity and should be persecuted into extinction.

Mandy Thompson
Dec 26, 2014

by zen death robot

ashgromnies posted:

So, let me get this straight: Dressing up as an animal, having fun, meeting new people, and making new friends makes you a horrible person, but worshiping a character you read in an estimated 2,000 year old book and trying to prosecute millions of people because they won't follow the rules in this book that was written around 2,000 years ago makes you a saint?

I guess there really isn't any hope for the human race.

Nothing wrong with the first but I think the second is a really narrow and one dimensional view of people of faith. The first actually sounds pretty close to what faith communities are like except for the dressing as an animal part.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Mandy Thompson posted:

Nothing wrong with the first but I think the second is a really narrow and one dimensional view of people of faith. The first actually sounds pretty close to what faith communities are like except for the dressing as an animal part.

No you misread, he said prosecute. Clearly he's angry at lawyers.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
there is only one thing that matters and it is fursecution

there is only one thing that doesn't matter and it's furries

Caros
May 14, 2008

So I was reading a goon's interesting read of American Psycho and I came across something that I thought was worth sharing. I'm sure you all remember this post:

Kyrie eleison posted:

So many people in this forum love to try to distort the teachings of Christianity, but they can't because the teachings are traditional and you can't change them and so they just end up looking like they have a kooky personal theory. And the disdain some of them show for me -- which they generally admit is the orthodox opinion -- I think it shows their mentality. I was hoping there might be more orthodox Christians on SA, but it seems you have all done a good job at keeping them out, which I imagine is because you are all really open-minded and progressive.

Anyway, here's a few thoughts on poverty. Instead of promoting state socialism and hating on Republicans, maybe you should go out and talk to a homeless person? Maybe give them a few bucks. Let's discuss our experiences with talking to the poor recently.

I talked to a guy on the street the other day who told me he has a wealthy sister. I asked him why he doesn't ask her for help? He was evasive. I told him that he should try to reconcile with his sister and that he was being proud. That he would rather live on the street than go to her with hat in hand. He rejected the idea.

Then he asked me to let him stay the night at my place, which I refused. Remember: never give them anything more than you have originally set out to. They will try to manipulate you. If you decide later you want to help them more, then you can come back later.

In before lots of hypocrites accost me for not letting a homeless man sleep in my apartment, which they obviously do all the time.

Now I want you to juxtapose that post with this part of a critical review of the movie "American Psycho"

quote:

Bateman encounters a homeless man and we already know where this is going. Curiously enough, Bateman engages the man in conversation by offering him money to buy food with. Though not explicitly stated in the film, in the book Bateman is trying to legitimately be nice. It's an experiment for him, to see how charity makes him feel.

He crouches down and asks the man why he doesn't get a job. The man tells him he lost his job and Bateman jumps to the conclusion that he was fired for drinking, though the man doesn't deny it. Patrick then goes off to give the man some really canned advice about getting a better attitude and cleaning up and going to get another job. Though it comes off as malicious, Bateman is still trying to be a nice guy. He just doesn't have much practice with it.

The man grabs Patrick's arm though, and that breaks him out of his trance. Suddenly he's aware of how much this guy stinks, and tells him he doesn't have anything in common with him. And so we watch as the first on-screen murder takes place as Bateman removes a knife from his briefcase and stabs the man to death, followed by viciously stomping the man's dog to death.

As an aside, there are a few murders that occur in the book that we don't see in the film. Just to give you an idea of how brutal the book is, at one point Patrick goes to the zoo and stabs a boy of maybe 4 years old to death. He can't enjoy it though because a kid that young has yet to really experience anything, and Bateman realizes that he gets off on killing people because he's removing vessels of experience from the mortal coil.

Now I'm not saying that Kyrie is a barely restrained psycho killer, but it really stunned me just how similar his above rant is. I'm not entirely sure he isn't just trolling after watching the film to be honest.

Caros fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Mar 5, 2015

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Caros posted:

Now I'm not saying that Kyrie is a barely restrained psycho killer, but it really stunned me just how similar his above rant is. I'm not entirely sure he isn't just trolling after watching the film to be honest.
Nah it's fake. I imagine he may well actually be a conservative Catholic but it's a gimmick.

Which would of course also make him like Bateman, who I believe it is said did not in fact kill anyone and was just having hyper-real fantasies.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
Happy Easter! Did you miss me?

I had a contemplative Lent. But now it's time to celebrate the triumphant return of Jesus, which so galvanized his followers that they created the best religion!

Some people believe the resurrection to be made up out of spite, or merely wishful thinking... but they're wrong! He actually did physically rise from the dead, walk among us, and ultimately ascend to Heaven. Because he was God!

The resurrection assures all of us that we too can have eternal life. Our bodies will be raised up in glorified form, for Christ has conquered death!

Feast and enjoy yourselves, for the forty days of penance are over, and we are now free to enjoy the fullness of life.

Remember to pray at the beginning and end of every day! And also to pray for your enemies!

God bless! He is risen!

1 Corinthians 15 posted:

[12] Now if Christ be preached, that he arose again from the dead, how do some among you say, that there is no resurrection of the dead? [13] But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then Christ is not risen again. [14] And if Christ be not risen again, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain. [15] Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God: because we have given testimony against God, that he hath raised up Christ; whom he hath not raised up, if the dead rise not again.

[16] For if the dead rise not again, neither is Christ risen again. [17] And if Christ be not risen again, your faith is vain, for you are yet in your sins. [18] Then they also that are fallen asleep in Christ, are perished. [19] If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Happy Easter to you too

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
Hello, my favourite troll.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
g-d can go gently caress himself gently caress kentucky gently caress duke forever and ever amen

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
I really didn't miss this thread.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
did you get anything good in your stocking

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Kyrie eleison posted:

God bless! He is risen!

Where is he then? It's kind of a cop out to argue that he is risen when he isn't even here at this exact time.

I mean, at least use the correct tense: He WAS risen. Honestly, this is still pretty silly, as you were not there, you didn't see it. Its like claiming that there was some awesome party, the best party in the universe, but you were not there, you just heard it from a friend of a friend.

Disinterested posted:

I really didn't miss this thread.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Apr 5, 2015

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
I don't think you can claim that when you have the most posts itt

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Rodatose posted:

I don't think you can claim that when you have the most posts itt

No, I didn't miss it. But at least its better than the other threads that have popped up.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh you're not dead.

Or maybe you were and rose again also?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Jesus was fake and you follow a religion of pedophiles, HTH

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Kyrie eleison posted:

Some people believe the resurrection to be made up out of spite, or merely wishful thinking... but they're wrong! He actually did physically rise from the dead, walk among us, and ultimately ascend to Heaven. Because he was God!

I was skeptical until I saw the exclamation marks.

Reaganball Z
Jun 21, 2007
Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free
Happy Easter everyone

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Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Reaganball Z posted:

Happy Easter everyone



Even as a little kid this is what I've taken away from the Easter story. The Israelites wanted a warrior king to drive out the Romans, didn't get what they expected, and the powers that be were happy to get rid of a troublemaker.

I'm back on meds and attended a lovely Easter service.

"I was cured, all right!"

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