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joke_explainer

bwatts broke it :ohdear:

# ? Apr 5, 2015 02:35

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 12:18

bwatts

im the best mod ever

# ? Apr 5, 2015 02:35

tao of lmao

let's get weird

# ? Apr 5, 2015 02:36

dogcrash truther

right now assuming everyone who joined me in this crazy probate thing follows through, weve committed $80.60 to charity in 4 days, which is pretty fuckin awesome for a community of 15 gay teens

# ? Apr 5, 2015 02:39

joke_explainer

gently caress, so yeah, unicode characters bug. thanks bwatts for finding that one.

instead of making it do the right thing I just am making it ignore them. sorry those hoping for a japanese localization to the probation clock

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:11

lumpyidiot: by XyloJW

Hi! I am lumpycnt, and i'm a loving moron. Being entirely negative is a bad thing, so that's why i (you, me) donated 10$ to tailchaser rescue even though you just bought a 500$ camera and spent :10bux:

on another SA account like the imbecile i am. i gave to charity even though i can barely afford my chain smoking addiction at the start of a new month

and i wasted 10 dollars (a pack of smokes in danish land) just to post this stupid poo poo. this post is to serve as a reminder to myself that i cannot handle a drink, especially rum, and just a general reminder to what alopam and james cook discount rum can do to a grown man.

i want to finalize that i will not feel bad about donating more money to puppies (until i cant afford smokes) but i will feel very bad about the fact i just spent 70 danish kroner only to post this crap.

i am literally a child. an absolute child, but with a credit card, and i truly will realize how much damage a child with a credit card can do tomorrow.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:16

bwatts

lumpyidiot posted:

Hi! I am lumpycnt, and i'm a loving moron. Being entirely negative is a bad thing, so that's why i (you, me) donated 10$ to tailchaser rescue even though you just bought a 500$ camera and spent on another SA account like the imbecile i am. i gave to charity even though i can barely afford my chain smoking addiction at the start of a new month

and i wasted 10 dollars (a pack of smokes in danish land) just to post this stupid poo poo. this post is to serve as a reminder to myself that i cannot handle a drink, especially rum, and just a general reminder to what alopam and james cook discount rum can do to a grown man.

i want to finalize that i will not feel bad about donating more money to puppies (until i cant afford smokes) but i will feel very bad about the fact i just spent 70 danish kroner only to post this crap.

i am literally a child. an absolute child, but with a credit card, and i truly will realize how much damage a child with a credit card can do tomorrow.

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:17

dogcrash truther

5...just 5

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:25

dogcrash truther

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:26

joke_explainer

anybody know the exact # of toxxers so far?

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:29

cuntman.net

lumpyidiot posted:

Hi! I am lumpycnt, and i'm a loving moron. Being entirely negative is a bad thing, so that's why i (you, me) donated 10$ to tailchaser rescue even though you just bought a 500$ camera and spent on another SA account like the imbecile i am. i gave to charity even though i can barely afford my chain smoking addiction at the start of a new month

and i wasted 10 dollars (a pack of smokes in danish land) just to post this stupid poo poo. this post is to serve as a reminder to myself that i cannot handle a drink, especially rum, and just a general reminder to what alopam and james cook discount rum can do to a grown man.

i want to finalize that i will not feel bad about donating more money to puppies (until i cant afford smokes) but i will feel very bad about the fact i just spent 70 danish kroner only to post this crap.

i am literally a child. an absolute child, but with a credit card, and i truly will realize how much damage a child with a credit card can do tomorrow.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

what

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:31

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

joke_explainer posted:

anybody know the exact # of toxxers so far?

bwatts is keeping track in the teh thread

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:33

emmie

question does gettign a thread gassed count as a probation? also can i go get probated in gbs because both of these things are easier than getting probated in byopb=

# ? Apr 5, 2015 06:40

Diqnol

lumpyidiot posted:

Hi! I am lumpycnt, and i'm a loving moron. Being entirely negative is a bad thing, so that's why i (you, me) donated 10$ to tailchaser rescue even though you just bought a 500$ camera and spent on another SA account like the imbecile i am. i gave to charity even though i can barely afford my chain smoking addiction at the start of a new month

and i wasted 10 dollars (a pack of smokes in danish land) just to post this stupid poo poo. this post is to serve as a reminder to myself that i cannot handle a drink, especially rum, and just a general reminder to what alopam and james cook discount rum can do to a grown man.

i want to finalize that i will not feel bad about donating more money to puppies (until i cant afford smokes) but i will feel very bad about the fact i just spent 70 danish kroner only to post this crap.

i am literally a child. an absolute child, but with a credit card, and i truly will realize how much damage a child with a credit card can do tomorrow.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

You've done well for yourself so far. For the next phase, we'll need you to dunk your head in the toilet.

# ? Apr 5, 2015 06:46

joke_explainer

72-73 minutes on Al and Grass Effect. I hope Bwatts didn't go to bed.

# ? Apr 5, 2015 07:16

Salmiakki

lumpyidiot posted:

Hi! I am lumpycnt, and i'm a loving moron. Being entirely negative is a bad thing, so that's why i (you, me) donated 10$ to tailchaser rescue even though you just bought a 500$ camera and spent on another SA account like the imbecile i am. i gave to charity even though i can barely afford my chain smoking addiction at the start of a new month

and i wasted 10 dollars (a pack of smokes in danish land) just to post this stupid poo poo. this post is to serve as a reminder to myself that i cannot handle a drink, especially rum, and just a general reminder to what alopam and james cook discount rum can do to a grown man.

i want to finalize that i will not feel bad about donating more money to puppies (until i cant afford smokes) but i will feel very bad about the fact i just spent 70 danish kroner only to post this crap.

i am literally a child. an absolute child, but with a credit card, and i truly will realize how much damage a child with a credit card can do tomorrow.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i rthink i finally understand why swedes hate danish people so much

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Apr 5, 2015 08:36

BIG BIC SQUAD

lumpyidiot posted:

Hi! I am lumpycnt, and i'm a loving moron. Being entirely negative is a bad thing, so that's why i (you, me) donated 10$ to tailchaser rescue even though you just bought a 500$ camera and spent on another SA account like the imbecile i am. i gave to charity even though i can barely afford my chain smoking addiction at the start of a new month

and i wasted 10 dollars (a pack of smokes in danish land) just to post this stupid poo poo. this post is to serve as a reminder to myself that i cannot handle a drink, especially rum, and just a general reminder to what alopam and james cook discount rum can do to a grown man.

i want to finalize that i will not feel bad about donating more money to puppies (until i cant afford smokes) but i will feel very bad about the fact i just spent 70 danish kroner only to post this crap.

i am literally a child. an absolute child, but with a credit card, and i truly will realize how much damage a child with a credit card can do tomorrow.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jesus, $10? That's ridiculous.
Then again, in downtown Chicago a pack of cigarettes is about $13.

# ? Apr 5, 2015 09:05

Big Mackson

lumpyidiot posted:

Hi! I am lumpycnt, and i'm a loving moron. Being entirely negative is a bad thing, so that's why i (you, me) donated 10$ to tailchaser rescue even though you just bought a 500$ camera and spent on another SA account like the imbecile i am. i gave to charity even though i can barely afford my chain smoking addiction at the start of a new month

and i wasted 10 dollars (a pack of smokes in danish land) just to post this stupid poo poo. this post is to serve as a reminder to myself that i cannot handle a drink, especially rum, and just a general reminder to what alopam and james cook discount rum can do to a grown man.

i want to finalize that i will not feel bad about donating more money to puppies (until i cant afford smokes) but i will feel very bad about the fact i just spent 70 danish kroner only to post this crap.

i am literally a child. an absolute child, but with a credit card, and i truly will realize how much damage a child with a credit card can do tomorrow.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i gave away my food money for the animals and will donate more when the next paycheck comes in so how about you try to take that potato out of your mouth and try to talk like a human being for once.

S M D H

# ? Apr 5, 2015 09:41

Big Mackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

# ? Apr 5, 2015 09:54

lumpycnt

Michael Jackson posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

haha, that's actually how we talk, and there's a reason i don't drink, sorry. gudterskerder

edit: is it allowed to sell an account?

lumpycnt fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Apr 5, 2015

# ? Apr 5, 2015 10:05

Ace of Baes

vice.com op-ed posted:

... i don't even like benzos!

your a bozo

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# ? Apr 5, 2015 11:26

ulvir

honk honk

# ? Apr 5, 2015 12:52

Bwee

Should this be goldmined now

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:04

Piso Mojado

no please

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:07

joke_explainer

i would say after the donations are done at the end of the month.

counter update: it shows the total * 8 now so the total amount is visible

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:07

dogcrash truther

joke_explainer posted:

i would say after the donations are done at the end of the month.

counter update: it shows the total * 8 now so the total amount is visible

noice

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:26

FluffieDuckie

I just got an email from the woman that runs Tailchaser. She said she's gotten $85 so far in the last couple of days. Thank you guys! :love:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 6, 2015 01:35

Bwee

I do what I can

# ? Apr 6, 2015 01:37

tao of lmao

It's the feel good thread of the year

# ? Apr 6, 2015 01:38

Piso Mojado

FluffieDuckie posted:

I just got an email from the woman that runs Tailchaser. She said she's gotten $85 so far in the last couple of days. Thank you guys!

how much does she know about the quilt? is it safe?

# ? Apr 6, 2015 02:03

ulvir

Vendor Trash posted:

It's the feel good thread of the year

# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:37

Big Mackson

only 85$? :/

# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:39

Big Mackson

i guess ill donate 100$ when i get my pension. toxx.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:40

Grass Effect

Michael Jackson posted:

i guess ill donate 100$ when i get my pension. toxx.

http://204.10.32.37/probations/
This shows 110 ish total among the current toxxers
(just probations � 0.1 � 8 right now)

# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:42

Big Mackson

Grass Effect posted:

http://204.10.32.37/probations/
This shows 110 ish total among the current toxxers
(just probations � 0.1 � 8 right now)

ill raise it to 150$. Only because it is for the children. the animal children.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:44

GoodbyeTurtles

Vendor Trash posted:

let's get weird

# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:55

landy.

Grass Effect posted:

http://204.10.32.37/probations/
This shows 110 ish total among the current toxxers
(just probations � 0.1 � 8 right now)

toxx means he agrees to get banned ifhe doesn't do it. he can toxx himself and say he's going to donate any amount

# ? Apr 6, 2015 10:05

Piso Mojado

Michael Jackson posted:

i guess ill donate 100$ when i get my pension. toxx.

that's very nice and generous of you, Michael Jackson!

# ? Apr 6, 2015 14:30

Diqnol

I'll donate 10 cents per deadlypie thread gassed and toxx on it from now until the end of the month and 20 cents every time hes probated.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 14:54

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Bwee

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

I'll donate 10 cents per deadlypie thread gassed and toxx on it from now until the end of the month and 20 cents every time hes probated.

you're a brave man

# ? Apr 6, 2015 15:12

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