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Not having to clean the sheets.
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Finishing the shallow grave and being in bed before daybreak
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:orgasm for both parties i bet youre the kind of guy that would gently caress a person in the rear end and even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around
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Zeris posted:look at mr overachiever, you must have ridiculously high standards. define "successful" anal sex please. No criminal charges.
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Stultus Maximus posted:No criminal charges. Two words; "Anal Prolapse" Don't GIS that, don't.
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Dingleberry posted:Two words; Just be gentle at first and use a lot of lube, it's not loving rocket science.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Just be gentle at first and use a lot of lube, it's not loving rocket science. It's not science but it does involve a hot rocket headed to Uranus
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Your rocket is a little small for that trip
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Just be gentle at first and use a lot of lube, it's not loving rocket science. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU
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Cole posted:my school's initials are EMU You go to Eastern Mennonite?
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:You go to Eastern Mennonite? yeah with beria
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why the gently caress would you go to an amish school
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because it's the most peaceful place i have ever lived in my life and i'm cool with that
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Cole posted:because it's the most peaceful place i have ever lived in my life and i'm cool with that thats gayer than picking a school based on how busy the m4m casual encounters section is
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:why the gently caress would you go to an amish school Awesome beards, home-made furniture, and puppy-mills! 
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Dingleberry posted:Awesome beards, home-made furniture, and puppy-mills! thats a lovely taliban style beard dude
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:thats a lovely taliban style beard dude
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My mom is the idiot. She just went off on a tirade about vets receiving disability but are still able to do things like go on hikes (I mentioned shim and spongebob's AT hike). I drat near punched her over the level of willful ignorance and stupidity.
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USMC503 posted:My mom is the idiot. She just went off on a tirade about vets receiving disability but are still able to do things like go on hikes (I mentioned shim and spongebob's AT hike). Why does your mom hate america. And you. An american?
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USMC503 posted:My mom is the idiot. She just went off on a tirade about vets receiving disability but are still able to do things like go on hikes (I mentioned shim and spongebob's AT hike). "That soldier is running a 5 minute mile with his metal legs why does he get disability?!?!?!/!"
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USMC503 posted:My mom is the idiot. She just went off on a tirade about vets receiving disability but are still able to do things like go on hikes (I mentioned shim and spongebob's AT hike). please dont punch your mom the correct way to handle a hysterical woman is to grab her by the shoulders and shake her while shouting "get a hold of yourself" and maybe a light slap on the cheek
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:please dont punch your mom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
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LeoMarr posted:"That soldier is running a 5 minute mile with his metal legs why does he get disability?!?!?!/!" Well? Assuming his legs were paid for by Uncle Sam, the cost of WD40 has to balance out against what he's saving on socks.
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USMC503 posted:My mom is the idiot. She just went off on a tirade about vets receiving disability but are still able to do things like go on hikes (I mentioned shim and spongebob's AT hike). lmao dear diary, was talkin to my mom the other day about some goon on the forums and,
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USMC503 posted:My mom is the idiot. She just went off on a tirade about vets receiving disability but are still able to do things like go on hikes (I mentioned shim and spongebob's AT hike). My mother bitches about me applying for a VA rating all the time. She has a handicap parking permit because she is a morbidly obese bitch. This is why I am going to toss her into a negligent nursing home and pay a CNA to screw up her meds.
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Genocide Tendency posted:My mother bitches about me applying for a VA rating all the time. You could make a mint selling your mom as lamp oil.
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Genocide Tendency posted:My mother bitches about me applying for a VA rating all the time. Lol you think she's gonna live long enough to see a nursing home
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Sean Connery discusses women slapping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA
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USMC503 posted:My mom is the idiot. She just went off on a tirade about vets receiving disability but are still able to do things like go on hikes (I mentioned shim and spongebob's AT hike). I had a co-worker tell me I wasn't a disabled vet when I told him I had one of the state disabled vet cards that lets me camp for free. Other than the monthly cash and the license plate, it's the only other benefit I have access to.
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Ronwayne posted:Wasn't the Italian-Austrian front even more horrific because both sides were that dumb? Also, try digging trenches in granite. When you finally succeed due to copious amounts of explosives, realize that granite trenches leave something to be desired in the ricochet and shrapnel-department. (This thread is telling of the well-deserved GIP love of the Hardcore History podcast bigtime over the last pages.)
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chemosh6969 posted:I had a co-worker tell me I wasn't a disabled vet when I told him I had one of the state disabled vet cards that lets me camp for free. Other than the monthly cash and the license plate, it's the only other benefit I have access to. i want that benefit Do purple heart license plates actually give you any benefit?
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LeoMarr posted:i want that benefit Check your state. Not sure how many do it but Oregon does. It's cool to finish a work on a Friday and then go straight from there and spend the weekend crabbing/clamming/fishing and not have to pay for a campground. We only get one special plate in my state and it ended up going on our van, which my wife drives. She's been pulled over one time and they let her off with a warning, so maybe it helped. Dumb wives tale: Last year there was some dinosaur exhibit that came to town. They had animatronic stuff, displays, rides, the usual. A co-worker (former Army infantry) comes in one morning and tells us he had to explain to his wife that none of the dinosaurs in the commercial were actual alive, that they were either robots or puppets or poo poo like a moving head in a display. I, like any normal person, assumed he was exaggerating and being the typical rear end he can be. One month ago his wife gets a job in the same office. Today we're all in the break room and he talks some poo poo to me and I change the subject by asking her if she remembers the dinosaur exhibit that came to town a year ago. He starts laughing since he knows where I'm going and she turns beet red. Apparently he wasn't exaggerating a single thing. A lady in her 30s up until recently thought that dinos still roamed the earth. How? Schools weren't this bad when I was growing up? What the hell went wrong?
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chemosh6969 posted:Check your state. Not sure how many do it but Oregon does. It's cool to finish a work on a Friday and then go straight from there and spend the weekend crabbing/clamming/fishing and not have to pay for a campground. Hah wat an idiot. Dinosours were killed like thousands of years ago when God zapped them with lightning 'cause his son borrowed the riding dinosour without permission! 
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