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Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
I actually looked at the opening credits of Condorman last night, trying to decide if I needed to re-visit it.

I decided "no".

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

A...am I missing something? Isn't Ash already in Evil Dead?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Peanut President posted:

A...am I missing something? Isn't Ash already in Evil Dead?
He was in The Evil Dead but not Evil Dead :haw:

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

He was in The Evil Dead but not Evil Dead :haw:

Someone didn't stay until after the credits.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Peanut President posted:

A...am I missing something? Isn't Ash already in Evil Dead?

It's a play on the full title of Army of Darkness, which is actually Bruce Campbell vs Army of Darkness in the opening credits.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007



He doesn't have pockets

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I don't trust the French with animation

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
My French is really awful, is "Une prehistoire de ouf" punning on something? "Oeuf"? The English "earth"?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fan poster for Toho's 2016 Godzilla movie.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

Rough Lobster posted:

I don't trust the French with 3D animation

FTFY. If you think France can't do animation, you haven't seen many animated French films.

They have little track record with 3D animation, though; and the film above certainly looks like it's not going to improve that.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Condorman is wretched.

It's a lot of fun for a kid's movie you joyless turd.

Swabbleflange
Apr 18, 2008

Is that Miyazaki in Godzilla?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Swabbleflange posted:

Is that Miyazaki in Godzilla?

Yes. He was the boss of Hideoki Anno, one of the 2016 movie's directors.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Frostwerks posted:

It's a lot of fun for a kid's movie you joyless turd.

I was a kid when it came out, and no, it's wretched.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Grapplejack posted:



He doesn't have pockets

Not my president

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

The Time Dissolver posted:

My French is really awful, is "Une prehistoire de ouf" punning on something? "Oeuf"? The English "earth"?

"Ouf" is verlan, which is a type of suburbs slang (it's not the same type of surburbs as in the US) where you pronounce words in reverse. (Verlan is verlan for "à l'envers", "reversed").

Ouf is a common term, it's "fou" (crazy) reversed. A common expression is "Un truc de ouf" (something crazy). This movie's tagline means "A crazy prehistory!"

Funnily enough, Jamel Debbouze (big time French stand up comic) voiced the monkey character in Disney's Dinosaurs.

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Apr 4, 2015

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

We meet again, Battle LA poster.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Save the gas mask save teh world.

CyRaptor
Aug 27, 2004

Fuck Sandy Petersen, again.

Grapplejack posted:



He doesn't have pockets

Out of morbid curiousity I just watched a handful of trailers for this on Youtube and literally every shot of this character has his right hand in his, er, apparently-not-pocket. What exactly is the story there? I'm almost afraid to ask.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




CelticPredator posted:

We meet again, Battle LA poster.

Eh, this one I can at least figure out what the gently caress that giant fuzzy thing is.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Jedit posted:

I was a kid when it came out, and no, it's wretched.

Sounds like you were a little retard then

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The MSJ posted:

Fan poster for Toho's 2016 Godzilla movie.



Sweet Jesus, this is how you do a movie poster old school style.


Reminds me of the insane giant monster movie movie posters I'd see as a kid.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Apr 6, 2015

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

CyRaptor posted:

Out of morbid curiousity I just watched a handful of trailers for this on Youtube and literally every shot of this character has his right hand in his, er, apparently-not-pocket. What exactly is the story there? I'm almost afraid to ask.

I think his arm's meant to be have been limp from birth, judging from one of the other trailers. I guess him using an arm sling stretches the prehistoric versimilitude, or something, IDK :shrug: Maybe it's deliberate, it's meant to be a French comedy, after all?

It's based on a little-known book called, 'The Evolution Man, or, How I Ate My Father ', so maybe it's a plot element direct from that?

[e]:
Pan (as in Peter)

Starring Handsome Hook...with um, Blackbeard?

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Apr 6, 2015

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Pesky Splinter posted:


Starring Handsome Hook...with um, Blackbeard?

Wouldn't be the first time.

This one is even made by Disney.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

I had to stare at that first poster for a full minute trying to place who Hedlund was, and I've seen him in a half dozen films. That's how generic of a screen presence he is.

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
While it does have a good chance at sucking, it also feels like Pan could be really awesome in a Stardust/Princess Bride type of way. And gently caress the Tiger Lily haters.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

feedmyleg posted:

I had to stare at that first poster for a full minute trying to place who Hedlund was, and I've seen him in a half dozen films. That's how generic of a screen presence he is.

I think the last film I saw him in was this masterpiece of cinema:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


feedmyleg posted:

I had to stare at that first poster for a full minute trying to place who Hedlund was, and I've seen him in a half dozen films. That's how generic of a screen presence he is.

He had a small but good part in the last Coen bros movie.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.
In advance of the first Star Wars: The Force Awakens poster next week, here are the posters for Episode I, II and III.





BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I still love that Episode I teaser poster despite the movie.

The other two suckkkkk.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Dark Vader Cape is a nice idea, but that doesn't pull it off well at all.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Wendell posted:

Dark Vader Cape is a nice idea, but that doesn't pull it off well at all.

I literally had no idea what that was supposed to be until you said something. I thought it was just Annie Kin looking over the shoulder of Vader wearing some sort of veil (looking more like a pesky shoulder growth).

Glad the Episode II poster brings up the stupidest thing about it though.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!

Lady Naga posted:

Glad the Episode II poster brings up the stupidest thing about it though.

It also emphasizes his big glowing red vertical boner.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.



This one is giving me a serious Mr. Wilson/Dennis the Menace vibe.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




I had a roughly 7 foot vinyl banner of this... i gave it away to some people i worked with on a internship

i think it was even bigger than 7 feet to be honest

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

The thumbnail looks like Anakin is peeking behind Jabba the Vader.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Your helmet is so big...

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
The posters for episodes 2 and 3 look like lovely fan made things

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