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Vahakyla posted:I've found out that a regular condom goes around a fire extinguisher. Use this info to your advantage. Even though almost any condom will fit on almost any penis some do feel a lot tighter than others. For optimal pleasure you want one that fits well rather than a standard condom on a fire extinguisher. Edit: I'm pretty much on the average for erect penis and I've had condoms that felt like 80% as good as bareback and condoms that sucked so bad I couldn't come in them. Tightness was sometimes the issue, as was how thick and rubbery they felt and how well they transfered heat. Durex avanti non latex were always my favourite back in my pre snip days. Masonity fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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Vahakyla posted:I've found out that a regular condom goes around a fire extinguisher. Use this info to your advantage. Thanks! Next time I need to put out a fire I'll know I can use my cock!
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Vahakyla posted:I've found out that a regular condom goes around a fire extinguisher. Use this info to your advantage. Surprisingly, this is uncomfortable is the fire extinguisher is actually your dick I guess you have no way of knowing tho so I understand why you would think this was useful
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LoonShia posted:I think I speak for all of us when I say: tell us how big your cock is. No. http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-sizes/suggested-condom-width-in-relation-to-penis-circumference Using this chart, a Magnum XL is just about right, girth-wise, which matches my experience. HTH! Vahakyla posted:I've found out that a regular condom goes around a fire extinguisher. Use this info to your advantage. I wore a regular size condom once, back when I didn't know any better. It felt like I was trying to play basketball with shoes 2 sizes too small. It also split like a hotdog on the grill. Finding a pharmacy that carried the morning after pill at 11pm was a fun time. Use this info to your advantage. Edit: Almost forgot, I tried the Skyn large again because I hadn't tried them in awhile. They're not really too thick - just too small. KillHour fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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It's been a while since I've purchased them, but there was a Trojan brand in the light purple box that was comfortably thin that accommodated my girth. I also found a style in the light purple box that wasn't thin at all, so maybe try a variety pack if you can find one.
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Vahakyla posted:I've found out that a regular condom goes around a fire extinguisher. Use this info to your advantage. Since I don't actually own a dick, I'm not sure how uncomfortable it is to wear something that needs to stretch significantly to accommodate me. But I have seen regular condoms fit onto a penis that isn't even unreasonably large, and the tightness looks uncomfortable. I feel like it's the same as if I tried to fit into a shirt several sizes too small; doable, but not ideal and probably not good for me. Also, wearing a condom too small is going to make it more susceptible to breaking. Also, Trojans of any variety suck, IMO. They break easily and the texture is sort of hosed up.
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cash crab posted:Since I don't actually own a dick, I'm not sure how uncomfortable it is to wear something that needs to stretch significantly to accommodate me. Extremely.
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Vahakyla posted:I've found out that a regular condom goes around a fire extinguisher. Use this info to your advantage. Fire extinguishers don't have a urethra that gets pinched when a condom is too tight at the base hth
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cash crab posted:Since I don't actually own a dick, I'm not sure how uncomfortable it is to wear something that needs to stretch significantly to accommodate me. Buy a sock three sizes too small for your foot and find out.
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^^^ This, but child size stockings instead of socks. Add imagine it on your boobs instead of your feet.Mechafunkzilla posted:Fire extinguishers don't have a urethra that gets pinched when a condom is too tight at the base hth Well, they kind of do. It's just made of inch-thick cast iron.
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My friends are like "I've seen condoms fit over arms you don't need magnums" and I'm like "sure" big dong crew checkin in i guess
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KillHour posted:^^^ This, but child size stockings instead of socks. Add imagine it on your boobs instead of your feet. So a training bra over C-cups? Only with the pressure for it to be a comfortable and enjoyable experience FISHMANPET posted:My friends are like "I've seen condoms fit over arms you don't need magnums" and I'm like "sure" And I've seen someone eat jello off the floor, that doesn't mean that we don't need bowls
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Jedit posted:Buy a sock three sizes too small for your foot and find out. D: Oh, God. No, thanks, I'll just take your word for it.
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The Door Frame posted:So a training bra over C-cups? Only with the pressure for it to be a comfortable and enjoyable experience I have no idea what you're trying to say. Using condoms that are too small should be a comfortable and enjoyable experience and using large condoms is like eating jello off the floor? What?
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Fire extinguishers don't have a urethra that gets pinched when a condom is too tight at the base hth Fire extinguishers also don't spread pregnancy and other sexually-acquired conditions when their seals fail.
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FAUXTON posted:Fire extinguishers also don't spread pregnancy and other sexually-acquired conditions when their seals fail. Fire extinguishers depressurize and result in people burning to death when their seals fail which is arguably worse wait are we even talking about sex anymore
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Fire extinguishers depressurize and result in people burning to death when their seals fail which is arguably worse We are now
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Fire extinguishers depressurize and result in people burning to death when their seals fail which is arguably worse We're talking about how my dick is apparently the size of a fire extinguisher, but should still fit a normal size condom because *thing I saw on Youtube*. Edit: Where should I buy the Kimonos from? Amazon doesn't sell them directly and the only listed seller is "Chubby Dick Emporium" which I don't really trust. KillHour fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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KillHour posted:Edit: Where should I buy the Kimonos from? Amazon doesn't sell them directly and the only listed seller is "Chubby Dick Emporium" which I don't really trust. Any sex store that is dedicated primarily to toys and doesn't have inflatable sheep in the window. There's also a place called the Condom Shack, based in Toronto, that you can order from. I'm not sure what their shipping is like, though.
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I know there's a spot in the OP about not being able to come during vaginal sex (for guys), but what if I'm one of those sad sacks that comes too quickly? I feel like if I don't ejaculate at least once a day, my sexual stamina tanks and I can't take part in more than a few minutes of steady, up-tempo sex before I'm ready to come, and I hate to leave my fiancee hanging or to stall out in the name of nut-preservation when she's really getting into it. We're both 27 and I figure it's only a few more years until our sex lives start to go downhill so I'd better make the most of it, and we also stopped using condoms which I'm sure only makes this problem worse. Any advice? I'd say we're having sex at least every other night, if that helps.
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C-Euro posted:I know there's a spot in the OP about not being able to come during vaginal sex (for guys), but what if I'm one of those sad sacks that comes too quickly? I feel like if I don't ejaculate at least once a day, my sexual stamina tanks and I can't take part in more than a few minutes of steady, up-tempo sex before I'm ready to come, and I hate to leave my fiancee hanging or to stall out in the name of nut-preservation when she's really getting into it. We're both 27 and I figure it's only a few more years until our sex lives start to go downhill so I'd better make the most of it, and we also stopped using condoms which I'm sure only makes this problem worse. Any advice? I'd say we're having sex at least every other night, if that helps.
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bowmore posted:Have you heard about edging? I don't think I've heard that name. Is that like masturbating almost to climax, then stopping and letting things settle down, then repeating?
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C-Euro posted:I don't think I've heard that name. Is that like masturbating almost to climax, then stopping and letting things settle down, then repeating? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm_control
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C-Euro posted:I feel like if I don't ejaculate at least once a day, my sexual stamina tanks and I can't take part in more than a few minutes of steady, up-tempo sex before I'm ready to come
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C-Euro posted:We're both 27 and I figure it's only a few more years until our sex lives start to go downhill Why? I mean if you're having a kid or w/e, I can see the point, but if you like actively think "soon I'll get fat and flaccid" then yeah maybe that will happen.
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KillHour posted:We're talking about how my dick is apparently the size of a fire extinguisher, but should still fit a normal size condom because *thing I saw on Youtube*. I've bought hundreds of condoms from chubby Dick emporium through Amazon with no problems, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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My girlfriend just realized her Nuva Ring (hormonal birth control ring) has an expiry date coming up soon. The expiry date is after the date that she would be inserting the ring, but occurs during the 3 week period that she would keep the ring inserted. Does anyone know if this is safe to use or not? Most websites either say don't use if expired or do not insert if the ring is expired, so I think it's okay. Definitely better safe than sorry though... e: My bad, I just realized there's a birth control mega thread as well. Sorry for the double post.
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According to my GYN, it's totally fine.
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Why do guys have to brag about sex so much? i used to think that maybe the reason guys seem to brag more about sex is because you can't tell by looking at them that they are pregnant. A pregnant woman gets a healthy glow and big belly which lets everyone knows she is pregnant, so she doesn't have to brag about it, but guys have to convince people that they are the father explaining about all the sex they've had, by handing out cigars in hospital areas where you shouldn't smoke to begin with and by being present at the birth instead of going to work
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Grandmother of Five posted:Why do guys have to brag about sex so much? i used to think that maybe the reason guys seem to brag more about sex is because you can't tell by looking at them that they are pregnant. A pregnant woman gets a healthy glow and big belly which lets everyone knows she is pregnant, so she doesn't have to brag about it, but guys have to convince people that they are the father explaining about all the sex they've had, by handing out cigars in hospital areas where you shouldn't smoke to begin with and by being present at the birth instead of going to work Pregnancy, what a loving humble brag
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Grandmother of Five posted:Why do guys have to brag about sex so much? i used to think that maybe the reason guys seem to brag more about sex is because you can't tell by looking at them that they are pregnant. A pregnant woman gets a healthy glow and big belly which lets everyone knows she is pregnant, so she doesn't have to brag about it, but guys have to convince people that they are the father explaining about all the sex they've had, by handing out cigars in hospital areas where you shouldn't smoke to begin with and by being present at the birth instead of going to work
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Yea most guys that are handing out cigars at the hospital to celebrate a birth have matured past the "brag about all the hot chicks I hosed" stage.
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Grandmother of Five posted:Why do guys have to brag about sex so much? i used to think that maybe the reason guys seem to brag more about sex is because you can't tell by looking at them that they are pregnant. A pregnant woman gets a healthy glow and big belly which lets everyone knows she is pregnant, so she doesn't have to brag about it, but guys have to convince people that they are the father explaining about all the sex they've had, by handing out cigars in hospital areas where you shouldn't smoke to begin with and by being present at the birth instead of going to work I feel like your entire knowledge of how men interact with their wives is derived entirely from reruns of Mad Men.
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Grandmother of Five posted:Why do guys have to brag about sex so much? i used to think that maybe the reason guys seem to brag more about sex is because you can't tell by looking at them that they are pregnant. A pregnant woman gets a healthy glow and big belly which lets everyone knows she is pregnant, so she doesn't have to brag about it, but guys have to convince people that they are the father explaining about all the sex they've had, by handing out cigars in hospital areas where you shouldn't smoke to begin with and by being present at the birth instead of going to work Those cigars aren't for the sex. I mean, they're very indirectly related but if you want to descend to sophomoric implications they're for putting up with several months of no sex.
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Grandmother of Five posted:Why do guys have to brag about sex so much? i used to think that maybe the reason guys seem to brag more about sex is because you can't tell by looking at them that they are pregnant. A pregnant woman gets a healthy glow and big belly which lets everyone knows she is pregnant, so she doesn't have to brag about it, but guys have to convince people that they are the father explaining about all the sex they've had, by handing out cigars in hospital areas where you shouldn't smoke to begin with and by being present at the birth instead of going to work Guys brag more about sex because there are social pressures against women bragging similarly. Also what decade are you loving from where you think people still five out cigars?
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FAUXTON posted:Those cigars aren't for the sex. I mean, they're very indirectly related but if you want to descend to sophomoric implications they're for putting up with several months of no sex. Several months? A few weeks after, sure, but there's no reason to abstain during pregnancy. Unless you have a condition that means the doctors recommend abstaining sex is fine right up until her waters break.
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Masonity posted:Several months? A few weeks after, sure, but there's no reason to abstain during pregnancy. Unless you have a condition that means the doctors recommend abstaining sex is fine right up until her waters break. Cigars are only given out if there was a medical reason for abstinence during pregnancy. They make you fill out a form when you go to the humidor to pick up cigars. Please note that it is different from the form you fill out if you want to become a 1930s gangster, as many people make this mistake and it complicates post-natal care significantly.
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FAUXTON posted:Those cigars aren't for the sex. I mean, they're very indirectly related but if you want to descend to sophomoric implications they're for putting up with several months of no sex.
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/\: Masonity posted:Several months? A few weeks after, sure, but there's no reason to abstain during pregnancy. Unless you have a condition that means the doctors recommend abstaining sex is fine right up until her waters break. Pregnant women aren't exactly nymphomaniacs. I mean, mechanically, sure there's nothing barring it unless there's complications, but between having to piss twice as often, getting nauseous from all manner of weird poo poo, and being fatigued from the body changes in general, I highly doubt much sex is happening for most of the term for most people.
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FAUXTON posted:/\: Ehhh. Hormones are raging, so it varies woman to woman. Like everything in pregnancy. Don't make sweeping statements.
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