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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
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Total: 174 votes
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puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

You're the nerd in the corner on his phone live blogging it.

Rekt.

gently caress

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Do a coup puchu

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Is there any blow in the toilets?

The only thing that blows here is Butt Wizard

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

puchu posted:

gently caress

Remember when I owned you at air hockey.

Score is now 2:1 (gently caress DDR)

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Exclamation Marx posted:

Do a coup puchu

I need this party's backing to become CLEO Bachelor of the Year

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Remember when I owned you at air hockey.

Score is now 2:1 (gently caress DDR)

You son of a bitch

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
We got shoved to the side because we aren't members. They have an imaginary line that voting members can't cross.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Butt Wizard posted:

We got shoved to the side because we aren't members. They have an imaginary line that voting members can't cross.

It's segregation, it is

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

puchu posted:

It's segregation, it is

Issue a point of order that everyone should produce proof of their membership or be asked to leave.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Mad with power

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I can't think of anything more National Party than having a literal line that people who can't pay aren't allowed to cross.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

fong posted:

Issue a point of order that everyone should produce proof of their membership or be asked to leave.

Someone already did this I think. Worst 3 hours of my life

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I can't think of anything more National Party than having a literal line that people who can't pay aren't allowed to cross.

The exact thing happens at labour meetings too it's called financial membership

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

puchu posted:

The exact thing happens at labour meetings too it's called financial membership

:ssh: Labour are just as awful as National :eyepop:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Everybody sucks

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

puchu posted:

Someone already did this I think. Worst 3 hours of my life

think up other ways to waste their time then. Ask for confirmation of membership from every voting member before each vote because you're worried people are crossing over

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The Communists don't seem so bad, as their meetings seem to be just the four of them having a yarn at the K'rd food hall.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




No they suck too

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

fong posted:

think up other ways to waste their time then. Ask for confirmation of membership from every voting member before each vote because you're worried people are crossing over

you don't realise that i'm not allowed to speak and also the meeting has been over for several hours now

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

puchu posted:

you don't realise that i'm not allowed to speak and also the meeting has been over for several hours now

its true I realised neither of those things

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

fong posted:

think up other ways to waste their time then. Ask for confirmation of membership from every voting member before each vote because you're worried people are crossing over

They spent about twenty minutes at the start confirming people were valid members. Then everyone who wasn't one got moved to the far side of the room and got told not to make any noise at all. Like "guys can you keep it down even though you're just ordering drinks from the bar that's directly in front of you because the physical making of the drinks is too loud". If the members moved out of their side of the room they would have apparently had to recount quorum all over again.

I don't miss this stuff at all.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

:ssh: Labour are just as awful as National :eyepop:

Every political party charges to become a member I think

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

puchu posted:

Every political party charges to become a member I think

A party needs 500 financial members who have paid a minimum of $1 each to be registered with the Electoral Commission. So yea, financial membership of a party generally means you count towards meeting that threshold.

UF fell into this trap a while ago because presumably most of their members were dead.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

There's actually no minimum amount that has to paid to be considered a financial member and there's no requirement for proof of the financial contribution other than the membership form so in practice you just need 500 people willing to sign the form with a nominal amount on it and someone to pay the $500 registration fee.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
I liked the bit where some person said that they were concerned that someone could just sign up for membership and be nominated for a national executive position rather than the people who put in a shitload of hours in to the organisation. It all sounds reasonable until you realise that John Key was parachuted in to Helensville after having done sweet gently caress all for the Nats.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

fong posted:

There's actually no minimum amount that has to paid to be considered a financial member and there's no requirement for proof of the financial contribution other than the membership form so in practice you just need 500 people willing to sign the form with a nominal amount on it and someone to pay the $500 registration fee.

ahahaha seriously? If that's the case it's even funnier that UF got caught a couple of years ago.

I think my favourite bit was where they said something was at the absolute discretion of the branch exec. The chair instead put it to a vote, didn't count the vote, explained what the vote meant afterwards instead of before and then made their own call anyway.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Butt Wizard posted:

ahahaha seriously? If that's the case it's even funnier that UF got caught a couple of years ago.

Ya I was on a party list in the 2008 election and never paid a cent, though my membership form said I did.

I think in UF's case they actually dropped below 500 members.

Also re: parachuting in MPs, Labour has the opposite problem. Apart from a handful all of their politicians have made a career of it, so they hang on way past their time.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


gently caress #3 if true

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Exclamation Marx posted:



gently caress #3 if true

drat my dreams of a Mallardocracy are in tatters.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Today's herald financial lesson: currency values are, in fact, a sporting competition and WE'RE ABOUT TO BEAT AUSTRALIA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIRTY YEARS WOO!

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
We couldn't beat them in Cricket, but here's the next best thing!

NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf
Paul Henry back on breakfast TV, replacing the news that TV3 was previously airing. So now I have no actual source of local news in the morning. I was able to watch him for about 5 seconds before deciding TV1's Breakfast couldn't be that bad.

TV1's Breakfast was still that bad.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

NZAmoeba posted:

Paul Henry back on breakfast TV, replacing the news that TV3 was previously airing. So now I have no actual source of local news in the morning. I was able to watch him for about 5 seconds before deciding TV1's Breakfast couldn't be that bad.

TV1's Breakfast was still that bad.

yeah it sucks. Nightline is coming back though iirc. And there's always Morning Report on RNZ.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Slavvy posted:

Today's herald financial lesson: currency values are, in fact, a sporting competition and WE'RE ABOUT TO BEAT AUSTRALIA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIRTY YEARS WOO!

Pretty keen for the day NZ is so bad at everything we reframe domestic violence as a sport just to be best in the world at something.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



You better believe it

quote:

The Odara scale assigns scores of one to 13 to the likelihood of domestic violence offenders reoffending. Scores of seven and above are considered very serious.

In early statistics, 42 per cent of New Zealand offenders were rated seven and above, against 7 per cent in Canada.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

ENN ZED gently caress YEAH DRINK LION RED LOSE CRICKET BEAT YA WIFE MATE

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Even though they are *definitely not in the news*, this Lauda Finam Google-bomb brings a smile.

https://laudafinemscam.wordpress.com/

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/67670289/campbell-live-to-be-reviewed

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Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFyKQLiYLAE

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