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put an apple watch on your dick while playing porn on it
(i'm not buying an apple watch, but if any of you are please feel free to try this technique, a lifehack if you will)
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You can avoid the "apple ecosystem" and make this platform-independent by just using a small projector and projecting it onto your dick
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Apr 8, 2015 18:51
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Can't post for 3 hours!
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i masturbate under a blanket to cover my shame
everyone in the idf must die
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Apr 8, 2015 18:53
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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You can avoid the "apple ecosystem" and make this platform-independent by just using a small projector and projecting it onto your dick
my dick is too small for this to work
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Apr 8, 2015 18:54
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my dick is too small for this to work
usern--hehe. userna--hahaha. *stifling laughter and deadpanning* Username/post combo.
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Apr 8, 2015 18:58
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projectors don't work that way, you'd have to be far away and then the image would be too big, but that does give me an even better idea
project a naked lady ONTO yourself, then look down and enjoy
your're welcome
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usern--hehe. userna--hahaha. *stifling laughter and deadpanning* Username/post combo.
oh, i see that you said small rather than big. never mind.
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Apr 8, 2015 18:58
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lol if you aren't using technology in innovative ways to masturbate, welcome to being a human, idiot
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Apr 8, 2015 18:58
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put an apple watch on an apple where it belongs you freaks
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Apr 8, 2015 19:03
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it says it right in the drat name of the item...what more do you want??? why does everythign have to go on your dick
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Apr 8, 2015 19:04
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Can't post for 3 hours!
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lol if you aren't using technology in innovative ways to masturbate, welcome to being a human, idiot
how can technology help cover up the fact that i am disgusting in the eyes of my Lord?
everyone in the idf must die
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Apr 8, 2015 19:06
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smoobles (shortly after rolling into byob): Hey everyone I have an incredible plan!! Why not put a bird house on my dick? It'll be as though my dick had a house. Haha!
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Apr 8, 2015 19:06
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gently caress off smoobles
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Apr 8, 2015 19:06
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smoobles (shortly after rolling into byob): Hey everyone I have an incredible plan!! Why not put a bird house on my dick? It'll be as though my dick had a house. Haha!
lmao make the back panel see through and turn it into a diorama of something, endless possibilities dressing your penis
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Apr 8, 2015 19:08
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One day nearer spring
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I don't think I can fit any of my VHS tapes into a watch
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Apr 8, 2015 19:13
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it says it right in the drat name of the item...what more do you want??? why does everythign have to go on your dick
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Apr 9, 2015 17:09
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why does everythign have to go on your dick
welcome to america beotch
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Apr 9, 2015 17:10
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projectors don't work that way, you'd have to be far away and then the image would be too big, but that does give me an even better idea
project a naked lady ONTO yourself, then look down and enjoy
your're welcome
whoa. this is very smart.
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Apr 9, 2015 17:14
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usern--hehe. userna--hahaha. *stifling laughter and deadpanning* Username/post combo.
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Apr 9, 2015 17:15
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thank you man i'm thinking of starting a podcast about surprising ways u can use technology on your dick
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professional swine bather
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