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copy and paste Wesker from Marvel vs Capcom 3, the whole thing
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:02 |
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Kelp Plankton posted:guns aren't allowed in smash bros There's a bazillion guns in smash. The only ones parents would probably get butt-hurt about would be scary, black rifles, the boogey men of the gun world, which Bayonetta doesn't use. But yeah, both versions of Samus use guns, the Mii Gunner uses guns and even has gun in its name, the Wild Gunmen that Duckhunt summons use actual, non fantasy firearms, all the spaceys have guns, etc.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:26 |
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King K. Rool will be in Smash
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:27 |
Fhate posted:There's a bazillion guns in smash. The only ones parents would probably get butt-hurt about would be scary, black rifles, the boogey men of the gun world, which Bayonetta doesn't use. But yeah, both versions of Samus use guns, the Mii Gunner uses guns and even has gun in its name, the Wild Gunmen that Duckhunt summons use actual, non fantasy firearms, all the spaceys have guns, etc. No one ever killed 20 children with lazers.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:30 |
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MTV Crib Death posted:No one ever killed 20 children with lazers. This reads like a challenge.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:33 |
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MTV Crib Death posted:No one ever killed 20 children with lazers. Missiles and bombs kill children all the time, and the game has no shortage of those. TheKingofSprings posted:King K. Rool will be in Smash I hope not. I haven't played much of the DK series so I have no investment in him as a character, and I think his design looks incredibly stupid. If he does get in I won't be pissed or anything, because any new character being added is cool and he could end up with a move set I like, but he certainly wouldn't be my first pick.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:50 |
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Fhate posted:Missiles and bombs kill children all the time, and the game has no shortage of those. he's a fat crocodile with a crown and a bloodshot eye that seems fine when his nemesis is a monkey with a tie
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:59 |
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Fhate posted:Missiles and bombs kill children all the time, and the game has no shortage of those. I think it's much less likely that a child gets a hold of a missile launcher or bomb and decides to play smash with their friends than pistols like Bayonetta has.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:06 |
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Aston posted:I think it's much less likely that a child gets a hold of a missile launcher or bomb and decides to play smash with their friends than pistols like Bayonetta has. You don't keep an assortment of live explosives painted to look like cartoon characters and forest creatures in your shed? Wierdo. quote:he's a fat crocodile with a crown and a bloodshot eye that seems fine when his nemesis is a monkey with a tie I dunno, I think it's just his proportions and the way his snout looks. He just looks like a first draft of a character to me.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:09 |
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Lovely Senorita posted:copy and paste Wesker from Marvel vs Capcom 3, the whole thing Diddy still wins
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:21 |
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TheKingofSprings posted:King K. Rool will be in Smash
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:27 |
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If KKRool gets into smash DK and Diddy should get awful 90s 3D textures to match
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:46 |
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Let me play uncanny valley smash DK bros as my wizard mentor bonzibuddy64intended
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:46 |
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Just give King K Rool a Bayonetta skin, perfect compromise.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:48 |
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If they're going to give DK another rep it should be Dixie, she's way more relevant than K Rool. That being said, the next rep should be James Bond from Goldeneye so Sakurai can have his original vision fulfilled.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:52 |
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We need Cranky too so Ganondorf isn't the only old man.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:58 |
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:If they're going to give DK another rep it should be Dixie, she's way more relevant than K Rool. K. Rool is far more likable and has a better freestyle rapping skills.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:13 |
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SilverSupernova posted:K. Rool is far more likable and has a better freestyle rapping skills. Dixie can shred like no ones business
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:16 |
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Blackheart posted:We need Cranky too so Ganondorf isn't the only old man.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:38 |
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Supercar Gautier posted:Because it's a Nintendo joint, and in order to be a non-Nintendo guest, a character has to be an exceptionally big deal. All of Smash – indeed the very Super Smash Brothers franchise itself – exists only to glorify Mega Man. The only reason anyone is ever allowed to play as any other character is so that Mega Man can beat them. All Glory to Mega Man.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 16:12 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Robotnik would be fat, feminist, and loving kickass! Eat the freaking Eggman, Sakurai! Robotnik could easily be made a clone of Bowser Jr., too.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:18 |
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Fhate posted:Robotnik could easily be made a clone of Bowser Jr., too.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:22 |
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TheKingofSprings posted:King K. Rool will be in Smash
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:23 |
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:30 |
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excuse me but that is clearly alternate dimension eggman nega in disguise, known supporter of the patriarchy eggman would never say such a thing
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:33 |
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Cicadas! posted:excuse me but that is clearly alternate dimension eggman nega in disguise, known supporter of the patriarchy
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:36 |
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I can't believe he'd stoop to such lows............
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:47 |
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Eggman Nega is scum
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:01 |
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I wish Eggman would neg me
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:01 |
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Eggman isn't even old! A quick google search tells me that he's... 23!?
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:10 |
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Sonic is actually older than Robotnik, he is enforcing the status quo of an oppressive furry society upon humanity's lone champion, who ironically shed his own humanity to become a genius roboticist. The stress of his daily life cost him his hair, and his only daughter Maria Robotnik. Sonic lore is very deep.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:14 |
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what the gently caress, maria is his cousin
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:17 |
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kelp plankton doesn't know poo poo about sonic lore
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:18 |
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sharrrk posted:kelp plankton doesn't know poo poo about sonic lore lol you care about lore
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:22 |
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"hurrrdurrrrrrr i care alot about a bad game about lovely rear end furries beating down cool robots, i even have the most corporate attempt at edgy as my av"
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:24 |
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qnqnx posted:"hurrrdurrrrrrr i care alot about a bad game about lovely rear end furries beating down cool robots, i even have the most corporate attempt at edgy as my av"
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:26 |
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qnqnx posted:"hurrrdurrrrrrr i care alot about a bad game about lovely rear end furries beating down cool robots, i even have the most corporate attempt at edgy as my av" Don't sign your posts.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:17 |
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All this hate in the smash brothers thread... incredibly hosed up.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:37 |
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Bros should love one another, if you don't have family then what do you have?
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:41 |
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I hope that if they do patch smash, they give Olimar some more priority on his attacks. Pretty much all his poo poo gets beaten out by everything. It's kind of disheartening to hit someone with a purple pikmin fsmash but the other guy goes "lol nope side tilt" and you get hit and die, despite the purp being out and animating through the air, clipping through them harmlessly.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 03:08 |