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holy poo poo lol i read that whole thing while thinking 'gently caress you i won't do you what you tell me' & other rage against the machine lyrics, its got 5/5 from me i always love when the world is set up to be perfect and the hero is a guy like 'gently caress this its not perfect and i'm gonna break it'
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all of the pleasure of fishing, with none of the pain
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So... this is like Russian Matrix: Reloaded fanfiction? Edit: Last line of Paradise Cracked's wikipedia entry: "The game never really gained much ground in terms of commercial success.[citation needed]"
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Apr 8, 2015 21:09
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SelenicMartian posted:What a coincidence, it had two spin offs/sequels. I actually have one of the sequels, COPS 2170 (it is actually a prequel, storywise, but it came out afterwards so whatever). Both it and the military sim are on gamersgate, it's just Paradise Cracked that's never gotten released anywhere besides its original retail run. COPS is what this video is from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BuCK_POmyU
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Baby Babbeh posted:So... this is like Russian Matrix: Reloaded fanfiction?
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Apr 8, 2015 21:19
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SelenicMartian posted:It's permanently turn-based Russian cyberpunk fanfiction trying to be like a linear Jagged Alliance/X-Com. Cops, at least, lets you move instantly when there's no combat going on (which includes combat between groups that aren't involved with you, but is still more sensible than ALWAYS TURN-BASED ALL THE TIME.
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Apr 8, 2015 21:23
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SelenicMartian posted:Suiko III is scheduled to surface on the Japanese PSN as a PS2 classic next week. How many more years till it gets to Europe? It'll get to Europe soon, but all 108 characters will be replaced by football players.
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Apr 9, 2015 01:15
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corn in the bible posted:
Why is the back of this box a bad Screen Shot LP???
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OneDeadman posted:Why is the back of this box a bad Screen Shot LP??? I don't know. Here is the german box:  much better
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b2XG0sn-b8 BIORHYTHM
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Apr 9, 2015 04:26
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Hey look another Square Enix teaser site. http://www.jp.square-enix.com/secret/ Star Ocean 5?!?!?!  I really should know better than to get hyped, based on the past... but I will anyway.
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Why would you get hyped about Star Ocean 5.
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i am excited to find out what the hero will be named
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Apr 9, 2015 14:46
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Nate RFB posted:Why would you get hyped about Star Ocean 5. Because I am a really big fan of the series, which seems to make me one of about 5 people here. But yeah, it is probably going to be a teaser for some mobile game that has nothing to do with anything we care about, so I guess we'll see more on Monday.
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Apr 9, 2015 14:48
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xov posted:Because I am a really big fan of the series, which seems to make me one of about 5 people here. I dunno, it's Square Enix and they've got that shiny new over-priced game engine out of Final Fantasy XV they need to try and turn a profit with.
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Apr 9, 2015 14:55
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corn in the bible posted:i am excited to find out what the hero will be named Is it even possible to top Edge Maverick? I mean, Fate Linegod was pretty good in its own right, but I think they might have peaked.
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I don't think Edge Maverick can be exceeded, but what's the point of living if you don't try?
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i'll buy a console star ocean if they deem it worth making and translating i'm a sucker for disappointment
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corn in the bible posted:i am excited to find out what the hero will be named I've already played Suiko 5 for about as long as it took me to get to the endgame of S4 and I still don't even have a castle yet.  Beating people to death with umbrellas and conducting batons is fun though. It's a shame no one gets to suplex grass.
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Apr 9, 2015 16:18
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Suikoden 5 is possibly the longest JRPG I've ever played. Which is cool because I loved it
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SelenicMartian posted:Dick Marcinko. It is a pretty cool castle but you are right, the game takes a hell of a long time getting there.
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They were obviously just trying to make up for the fact that the original game was 10 hours long. At any rate, it's still no DQ VII. God, the pacing in that game was so weird.
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Apr 9, 2015 17:17
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xov posted:Hey look another Square Enix teaser site.
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Quest For Glory II posted:I thought Tri-Ace was bought by like a mobile company Surprisingly they bought them to expand into "full" games as well as mobile titles, not to gut them like fish.
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Quest For Glory II posted:I thought Tri-Ace was bought by like a mobile company They've said they still want to make console games, so.
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Quest For Glory II posted:I thought Tri-Ace was bought by like a mobile company
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Quest For Glory II posted:I thought Tri-Ace was bought by like a mobile company they were, but apparently it wasn't because the purchaser wanted tri-ace to make mobile games; instead, they bought them out so as to have a ready-made team for branching into console games.
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Endorph posted:believe it or not the mobile games industry does not exist to ruin video games
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Apr 9, 2015 17:22
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Square-Enix will announce a new Smart Bomb for the Vita that now has a binary and space motif.
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Quest For Glory II posted:As a fan of Fantasy Life and Professor Layton I disagree You forgot Breath of Fire VI  .
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I liked Suiko 5's extended opening sequence the first time I played it, but it's also one of the reasons I haven't played it again. It takes that game 20 hours of throat clearing before it even starts.
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Suikoden 5's biggest problem is that whoever made the town designs are assholes. You are doing mandatory 3-5 minute travels between a single town or giant staircase for no reason other than they're dicks and wanted long staircases. That you have to repeat over and over again.
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Tae posted:Suikoden 5's biggest problem is that whoever made the town designs are assholes. You are doing mandatory 3-5 minute travels between a single town or giant staircase for no reason other than they're dicks and wanted long staircases. That you have to repeat over and over again. they learned from s4's final dungeon, which was literally just a staircase for half an hour
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The best thing in S5 is that you can turn down the music volume. Ironically the gaudy art village is one of the very few places where the background 20 second loop doesn't become grating instantly. It's like the Daggerfall shop theme everywhere else.
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xov posted:Hey look another Square Enix teaser site. Star Ocean Online e: Star Ocean Mobile
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Man, I've finally started playing Breath of Death VII, and that game is surprisingly a pain in the rear end. Getting all of your HP back at the end of every random encounter (only leaving MP consumption and potions for resource management) is genius, but they really take that opportunity to make random encounters a pain in the rear end. Couple that with the "monsters hit harder every round," and goddamn. Entertaining enough for now, though.
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Plek posted:Star Ocean Online Well, I guess they already have a built-in story justification for doing this.
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corn in the bible posted:they learned from s4's final dungeon, which was literally just a staircase for half an hour And what, did the S4 final dungeon learn from the sneaky path into the Shinra building? (Yes, I'm one of the suckers who thought sneaking in quietly was good idea  )
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Plek posted:Star Ocean Online That sounds about right. I really doubt it'd be another MMO, because they'd only be eating into their own FFXIV income along with whatever it cost to actually build the game.
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dot hack ocean
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