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GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

SaltLick posted:

maybe her name is really "i loved ick pics" being a nurse she has seen some gross stuff before i imagine and has since become jaded

This happened to me. Went out with an orthopedic surgeon who showed me pics on her phone of a severed hand, an arm that was gangrenous from being shot with an AK-47 and an X-ray of a guy with a fork up his butt.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





GigaPeon posted:

an X-ray of a guy with a fork up his butt.

this is awesome i hope you shoved your own utensil up her butt

socrates chugwolf
Apr 7, 2015

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Apr 7, 2015

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Cleft Loaf
Apr 7, 2015

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Octo Rugboy
Apr 7, 2015

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001


same

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I didn't dignify him by reading all that, but had that text wall been a garbage profile I'd still approve it on accounts of goat man.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

I was gonna warn you that it's probably a bad idea to quote that and then I noticed you're a mod lmao rock on dude.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

poo poo, why not? Would.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes



maybe?


hahaha you guessed it

Hats Wouldnt Fly
Feb 9, 2010

.
Redfont is my hero.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

You like to hung with good friends and? And what?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

LeoMarr posted:



maybe?


hahaha you guessed it



She probably knows how to rock an eggplant

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




THEY HAVE RANCHES FOR PIZZA?!?

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Childers B. Lace posted:

You like to hung with good friends and? And what?

I don't know but you gotta admit she knows how to leave people hanging.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

ive been on this website for 3 months and ive only gotten 40 likes of which 5 are non-fat and 3 of those that are actually attractive and somewhat fit. am i loving uggo or can i somehow blame women for this?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I've been on it since 06 and I've gotten like 3 dates from it.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

vyst posted:

THEY HAVE RANCHES FOR PIZZA?!?

pizza ranch is like the one good thing about Iowa

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

ThePriceIsRight posted:

ive been on this website for 3 months and ive only gotten 40 likes of which 5 are non-fat and 3 of those that are actually attractive and somewhat fit. am i loving uggo or can i somehow blame women for this?

Yes you are goon

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

dat waverly ohio? its pretty hick-y there

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

LeoMarr posted:



maybe?


hahaha you guessed it



thats a really big bottom

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
your spidey sense sucks rear end if you couldnt predict the 2nd pic from the 1st

Hats Wouldnt Fly
Feb 9, 2010

.
Redfont is my hero.

Libelous Slander posted:

dat waverly ohio? its pretty hick-y there

Iowa. Still full of hicks.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

ThePriceIsRight posted:

ive been on this website for 3 months and ive only gotten 40 likes of which 5 are non-fat and 3 of those that are actually attractive and somewhat fit. am i loving uggo or can i somehow blame women for this?

Obviously you're not a tall lean man of means so yes it's on you

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
So I got a message from out of the blue...

quote:

From your photos. ..you seem very strong!! Im sure you give excellent hugs :)

Well this looks promising. Hmm, no details on her profile, but she looks cute, might be worth a look, hey let's have a look at her answered questions...



Welp.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Breetai posted:

So I got a message from out of the blue...


Well this looks promising. Hmm, no details on her profile, but she looks cute, might be worth a look, hey let's have a look at her answered questions...



Welp.

Calm down dickbag

Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Calm down dickbag

She wants you to hug the white power right into her, daily.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Hood Ornament posted:

She wants you to hug the white power right into her, daily.

Is it too late to change my cock's name by deed poll to "the white power"?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Breetai posted:

So I got a message from out of the blue...


Well this looks promising. Hmm, no details on her profile, but she looks cute, might be worth a look, hey let's have a look at her answered questions...



Welp.

obviously shes a crazy racist!!!!

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Calm down dickbag

lmao

The Whoreax
Sep 7, 2008
I speak for the wood.

this looks like an actually developmentally disabled person

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I've dated black girls and I've dated racist girls and my only regret is never having gotten them into the same bed together.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

opus111 posted:

obviously shes a crazy racist!!!!

Oh God, not this argument again.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

LethalGeek posted:

Obviously you're not a tall lean man of means so yes it's on you

i'm a tall lean man but I have no life outside my video games

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Forceholy posted:

Oh God, not this argument again.

i think we could use another one

Lil Miss Clackamas
Jan 25, 2013

ich habe aids
Have over 150 messages in my inbox and nearly all of these men are either below 6'2" or don't list their height. I don't even know why I bother.

:sigh:

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

LeoMarr posted:

I sent her hosed up messages just because she's a loving libnazi feminist animal rights activitist.


Give her an account here. Tell her about D&D.

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