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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

MrMoo posted:

As usual PC specs max out pretty low, a maxed out XPS 13 has i5-5200U, 8GB DDR3, 256GB SSD, no office, Windows 8.1. I have a Macbook Air with an i7, 8GB DDR, 512GB PCIe SSD, with OS X and friends.

not that it matters particularly, but this is wrong and you're an idiot.

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Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
i'm the HOT HARDWARE stamp

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Phoenixan posted:

i'm the HOT HARDWARE stamp

text me

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Fame Douglas posted:

Windows 8 has two Windows Update UIs, Windows 7 style and Metro

lol i try to avoid the metro garbage as much as i can so i didn't even know this. i think even clicking the update thing in the tray takes you to the windows 7 version?

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
It does and the metro one doesn't say what is going to update or has a progress bar

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Celexi posted:

There is a girl using a windows phone waiting for a bus here. Had never seen anyone actually use one

my cousin has one, he's the only person I've ever seen using one.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

max4me posted:

With the ton of cash they burned it seems like they should have just paid to have the game finished, or loving taken it to another studio if this group was loving up.

Cause gently caress they get their 5 million back and they would need some games to help the system.

gently caress I would think microsoft would just buy build a few game studios and run them at a loss to build up the xbone library

it wasnt an upper managers pet project so they would have had to run an unimaginable bureaucratic hell to get more money probably

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
windows 8's photo and video importing tool is crashy piece of poo poo.

it's nothing like the praised file copying dialog (because it's a lovely metro app), it actually shows almost no progress information

and many times when i press the "select all" button, the program selects all the photos or videos, waits a second or two and then crashes.

unsurprisingly the windows 7 photo import dialog is actually a shitload better, if a bit plain.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Wheany posted:

windows 8's photo and video importing tool is crashy piece of poo poo.

it's nothing like the praised file copying dialog (because it's a lovely metro app), it actually shows almost no progress information

and many times when i press the "select all" button, the program selects all the photos or videos, waits a second or two and then crashes.

unsurprisingly the windows 7 photo import dialog is actually a shitload better, if a bit plain.

lol you would think that progress bars don't exist in metro

is it the same in win 10?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

duTrieux. posted:

a lot of business-people take the attitude that they never say "no" to a client, only "yes, but..." and then lay out conditions

of course clients ignore everything after the "but" and you end up hosed because technically, you did say yes...

this works in improv which I guess explains why real business is so hilarious

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
im 4000 posts behind, did you guys already talk about this

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3035583 posted:

This update enables additional capabilities for Windows Update notifications when new updates are available to the user. It applies to a computer that is running Windows 8.1 or Windows 7 Service Pack 1 (SP1).

Mystery patch KB 3035583 for Windows 7 and 8 revealed posted:

Once the update is downloaded it adds a folder to System32 called "GWX" which contains 9 files and a folder called "Download". One of the four .EXE files reveals what the update really is, the description of GWXUXWorker.EXE states, "Download Windows 10″. This explains the X in the name, the X is the Romanian [sic] number 10.

The folder also contains "config.xml" which contains some URLs that at the moment of writing didn't work. The config file mentions "OnlineAdURL" that points to https://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=526874 and Telemetry BaseURL pointing to http://g.bing.com/GWX/.

Dudau adds:

In the same system folder, users can find a config XML file that goes through the program's behavior depending on what "phase" Windows 10 is in. For example, currently the program doesn't display any notifications or act in any way because we're currently in the "None" phase. But as we get to the "RTM" phase of Windows 10, users will likely see a new Live Tile show up on their Start Screen, pointing to the upcoming OS. Similarly, taskbar notifications will also be displayed when Windows 10 launches, prompting users to update.

because lol im so glad i googled that update number before i installed it

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


is it really that different from the upgrade prompts that mavericks / yosemite would slide in from the notification area and show on the updates page of the app store?

other that those oses being good, i mean.

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
i will probably download windows 10 (to laugh at)

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000


I am an idiot but clearly not as much as the people behind Dell.com.

Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

Crossposted for your pleasure

http://advertising.microsoft.com/en/cl/5793/meet-todays-gamers-women

quote:

I don’t think anyone will disagree that women are savvy. So, if getting involved with videogames means their kids, husband or friends will spend more time with them, why wouldn’t they take their turn?

lmbo they're loving clueless

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

A Pinball Wizard posted:

im 4000 posts behind, did you guys already talk about this



because lol im so glad i googled that update number before i installed it

fortunately, you can uninstall it

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

this works in improv which I guess explains why real business is so hilarious

a lot of business-folk also read books on improv techniques because they think it makes them better at pitching to clients

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

pseudorandom name posted:

fortunately, you can uninstall it
if it had been included with a patch tuesday a lot more people would never have noticed

pram
Jun 10, 2001
patch poosday

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

duTrieux. posted:

a lot of business-folk also read books on improv techniques because they think it makes them better at pitching to clients

improv is good because it is practice thinking on your feet

"yes, but" is the incorrect thing to say. you say something like "this request would require the following..."

then you never hear about it again because they really didn't care that much, didn't have the authority or didn't have the budget

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

A Pinball Wizard posted:

im 4000 posts behind, did you guys already talk about this



because lol im so glad i googled that update number before i installed it

why would you not want to be informed there's a free update to the next version of the OS you've chosen to run?

you should always run the latest version of the OS you choose to run, to get maximum security and features

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

eschaton posted:

why would you not want to be informed there's a free update to the next version of the OS you've chosen to run?

you should always run the latest version of the OS you choose to run, to get maximum security and features
actually that os is a p. o. s.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

no company would ever deliberately cripple their product in order to pursue unattainable marketplace goals!

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


for the first time since using windows 3.11 as a babby i was confused with how to close a window in my operating system's window manager



that layout happens naturally, which is a surprise to me because it looks like some poorly thought out litestep scheme

soon, one billion inattentive office workers will be closing the wrong window, not expecting to save changes and as a result lose billions of hours worth of unsaved drafts, but at least things look modern now that they've removed all window borders

also, in again trying to fix the mail, calendar and people problem again i've found the wonderful casino game of finding out what you see when you type in control panel into cortana, its never consistent

sometimes you get control panel & pc settings, sometimes two control panels, i once got three control panel app links but no pc settings, if you type 'control' fast enough it takes you to 'controllers'

and when you close the failed search window you get a big text box announcing that 'NELLY HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN TENNESSEE ON DRUG CHARGES"

thank you operating system, for keeping me up to date on Nelly

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


windows is loving trash

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
wouldnt people pay for a OS that doesnt try to sell ads to them?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

max4me posted:

wouldnt people pay for a OS that doesnt try to sell ads to them?

they're betting people will pay for an os that also sells ads to them

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

computer parts posted:

they're betting people will pay for an os that also sells ads to them

which is hilarious for many reasons, one of which being that even loving chromeos doesn't even serve up ads to you on its desktop

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
also quoting myself here because lol

Beeftweeter posted:

lol someone forgot to re-skin these title bars



they're not even windows 8 style :shepface:

windows 10: now with 4 different titlebar styles, none of which you have any control over because gently caress you

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Thanks Ants posted:

windows is loving trash

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

shadow puppet of a posted:

for the first time since using windows 3.11 as a babby i was confused with how to close a window in my operating system's window manager



that layout happens naturally, which is a surprise to me because it looks like some poorly thought out litestep scheme

soon, one billion inattentive office workers will be closing the wrong window, not expecting to save changes and as a result lose billions of hours worth of unsaved drafts, but at least things look modern now that they've removed all window borders

also, in again trying to fix the mail, calendar and people problem again i've found the wonderful casino game of finding out what you see when you type in control panel into cortana, its never consistent

sometimes you get control panel & pc settings, sometimes two control panels, i once got three control panel app links but no pc settings, if you type 'control' fast enough it takes you to 'controllers'

and when you close the failed search window you get a big text box announcing that 'NELLY HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN TENNESSEE ON DRUG CHARGES"

thank you operating system, for keeping me up to date on Nelly

holy poo poo did they really force the charms bar into the individual metro aps

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
did skipping windows 9 make them also skip the part where this is a good windows revision because holy hell all this stuff is almost user hostile at this point

just loving dump metro and 90% of your problems are gone

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
(90% is inaccurate because you fired all your loving QA)

pram
Jun 10, 2001
qa are parasites on the quarterly revenue reports. the programmers should just get it right the first time, what the hell are we paying them for (can they be fired too?)

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
just fire the programmers if they don't get it right and outsource it to some indian or chinese dev shop

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


ahmeni posted:

did skipping windows 9 make them also skip the part where this is a good windows revision because holy hell all this stuff is almost user hostile at this point

just loving dump metro and 90% of your problems are gone
yes, only odd versions of windows are good and they decided to double down on the terrible

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
our only hope is that it remains so bad that the enterprise continues to reject it???

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

ahmeni posted:

our only hope is that it remains so bad that the enterprise continues to reject it???

http://www.engadget.com/2015/04/12/pc-market-share-shrinking-again/ posted:


It's not a good time to be a PC maker... especially if you cater to the corporate crowd. Both Gartner and IDC estimate that the computer market shrank between 5.2 to 6.7 percent in the first quarter of 2015, in part because many companies stopped upgrading from Windows XP. Simply put, many of the businesses that wanted to modernize already have -- they're not propping up the market like they were for a good chunk of 2014. IDC goes so far as to claim that this was the lowest volume of PC shipments since the start of 2009, which is no mean feat given that the world was still reeling from an economic collapse at the time.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

microsoft windows: cannibalized in the future

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

the YoY decline in Japan is 44% :wth:

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