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keep in mind that Kyrie's answers are mostly wrong because he get his information from an organization that teach people lies about God and are more interested in philosophy and tradition than truth. hth. edit: also, what is the deal with catholics and politics? So much laffs lol.
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Michael Jackson posted:keep in mind that Kyrie's answers are mostly wrong because he get his information from an organization that teach people lies about God and are more interested in philosophy and tradition than truth. hth. You may Truth and Reality mixed up in your phrasing there. they are distinctive and occasionally, depending on the individual, midlly contradictory concepts.
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Apr 13, 2015 10:11
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Robotnik Nudes posted:You may Truth and Reality mixed up in your phrasing there. they are distinctive and occasionally, depending on the individual, midlly contradictory concepts. sorry, i meant theological truths 
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Apr 13, 2015 10:13
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If everyone is prone to homosexuality... then hrm.. hrrrmmmerry... What are the logical implications of this? 
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Apr 13, 2015 10:22
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Apr 13, 2015 10:24
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Nessus posted:If the sentiment is so universal then it must be natural. Yeah, but this is Jehovah we're talking about : the guy who put the first sin in the form of delicious fruit that humans are biologically programmed to like, put it smack-dab in the middle of Eden, let Satan hang out there because why not, then hid in the bushes waiting for us to eat it so he could jump out and curse us. He could have just made the forbidden fruit in the form of a loving thistle, or made sodomy feel yucky, but then Jehovah wouldn't be following the Old Testament canon of "God is a total cock to humanity for ever and always, with no discernible motive but malice." Kyrie's interpretation is pretty consistent with Jehovah's general "because gently caress you" attitude.
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Apr 13, 2015 10:29
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i feel that argument is somewhat undercut by the fact that there was a whole garden filled with fruits and stuffz.
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Apr 13, 2015 10:31
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i cant 100% all the trees in this garden? achievement blocked!
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Apr 13, 2015 10:32
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Michael Jackson posted:i feel that argument is somewhat undercut by the fact that there was a whole garden filled with fruits and stuffz. Michael Jackson posted:i cant 100% all the trees in this garden? achievement blocked! There's also a whole world full of women but that hasn't stopped me and Kyrie from unlocking the dude-on-dude achievement
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Apr 13, 2015 10:38
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VitalSigns posted:There's also a whole world full of women but that hasn't stopped me and Kyrie from unlocking the dude-on-dude achievement wait, kyrie is gay? 
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Apr 13, 2015 10:44
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Kyrie eleison posted:If everyone is prone to homosexuality... then hrm.. hrrrmmmerry... Just gently caress some dudes already.
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Apr 13, 2015 10:44
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Michael Jackson posted:wait, kyrie is gay? That whole "oh see everyone struggles with unbearable temptation when their amygdala lights up with primal lust at the sight of a hard sexy man-body" thing didn't tip you off?
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Apr 13, 2015 10:47
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Michael Jackson posted:wait, kyrie is gay? He maintains he is in some sense bisexual, and that everyone has gay urges, despite all indications to the contrary. But also claims not to undertake homosexual conduct.
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Apr 13, 2015 10:49
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Kyrie, i have advice for you. You could take Zoloft like i do, not for sad brains, but for reducing sex drive and have a more flaccid life.
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Apr 13, 2015 10:50
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Michael Jackson posted:Kyrie, i have advice for you. You could take Zoloft like i do, not for sad brains, but for reducing sex drive and have a more flaccid life. Or he could just accept that he's gay and go get some man-pussy and enjoy his life. if it's good enough for a hell of a lot of the clergy it's goog enough for Somethingawful poster Kary Your Laser
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Apr 13, 2015 10:53
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Or he could just accept that he's gay and go get some man-pussy and enjoy his life. if it's good enough for a hell of a lot of the clergy it's goog enough for Somethingawful poster Kary Your Laser But he is a student of catholic church! Scandal and bankruptcy! Somebody is going to the cloister and it is not going to be me! bohohohohoho. (kyrie is the squirrel in this scenario)
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Apr 13, 2015 10:56
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This is why Kyrie has to insist everyone is gay otherwise he has to admit maybe it's a quality particular to him. There are people who are a 0 and 1 on the Kinsey scale, unfortunately for him.
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Apr 13, 2015 10:57
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Kyrie eleison posted:If everyone is prone to homosexuality... then hrm.. hrrrmmmerry... That's a rubbish picture, just move the king away from the knight, not checkmate.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:23
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OwlFancier posted:That's a rubbish picture, just move the king away from the knight, not checkmate. drat
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Apr 13, 2015 11:25
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Going to have to second the motion though that if everyone is gay you should definitely get some man sex.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:26
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OwlFancier posted:That's a rubbish picture, just move the king away from the knight, not checkmate. I think the King is intended to have been on that black square between the viewer and the queen. The knight is there to guard the queen, and the white pawn blocks the escape. Looks like checkmate.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:26
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VitalSigns posted:I think the King is intended to have been on that black square between the viewer and the queen. He's right! The man is right! It's checkmate!
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Apr 13, 2015 11:30
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Yup, give me a kiss. Not too much tongue tho, we've barely met.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:31
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This reminds me of my college's gay priest who got so fed up that one of his congregation was agonising about whether to have sex with his fiance before they got married that he basically told him to gently caress off and shag his girlfriend already. Just play by Roman rules and only pitch if it makes you happy, Kyrie.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:35
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Going to sleep. *Eagerly* awaiting Nessus response. Cheers. Love you all
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Apr 13, 2015 11:39
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Although for real appeals to nature in the context of morality are somewhat fallacious, although it's worse for the religious because they argue this poo poo is designed. And in God's image too, so I suppose literally only God knows if sometimes he puts from the rough too.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:42
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Yeah but when God does it, it's not a sin. See also: impregnating another man's fiancee.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:47
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VitalSigns posted:Yeah but when God does it, it's not a sin. He didn't have sex with her so it's legit. Although the traditional religious abhorrence of the female reproductive system suggests perhaps God is more like Kyrie than I ever thought.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:49
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"Ew meat curtains," God whimpered, as He averted His eyes from Mary's hiked-up skirt and loaded up Bareboned Twinks 7, dick in hand, turkey-baster at the ready.
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Apr 13, 2015 11:57
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PerpetualSelf posted:It's the truth. But I understand you despise anyone who believes in it. It is clear you have some kind of past trauma in your life caused by Christians. It sounds to me like you need professional help. Actually Islam is the truth, it says so right there in the Quran. See? I can make baseless assertions too. You wanna start making claims that have backing, be my guest. You might think I'm being pedantic right now, but you loving started it
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Nessus posted:If the sentiment is so universal then it must be natural. Things which are 'natural' can absolutely be sinful, take alcoholism as an example. You are also wrong for drawing a distinction between so-called 'grievous' and minor sins which Christ rejects out right. People are naturally jealous and proud, but that doesn't make either of these things not sinful. E: To be clear, I don't think homosexuality is a sin if you are monogamous. Miltank fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Miltank posted:Things which are 'natural' can absolutely be sinful, take alcoholism as an example. You are also wrong for drawing a distinction between so-called 'grievous' and minor sins which Christ rejects out right. People are naturally jealous and proud, but that doesn't make either of these things not sinful. Aren't you a Christian?
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Apr 13, 2015 14:48
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Miltank posted:Things which are 'natural' can absolutely be sinful, take alcoholism as an example. You are also wrong for drawing a distinction between so-called 'grievous' and minor sins which Christ rejects out right. People are naturally jealous and proud, but that doesn't make either of these things not sinful. How the unholy gently caress can you possibly believe this and not spit at God for being so breathtakingly cruel as to make us a certain way then punish us for being that way? Is it just fear or what?
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Apr 13, 2015 15:44
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Smudgie Buggler posted:How the unholy gently caress can you possibly believe this and not spit at God for being so breathtakingly cruel as to make us a certain way then punish us for being that way? I don't believe in hell unless it is a place where wicked Christians, (false teachers) go. Christ made it clear that the physically and spiritually meek are the only righteous ones on earth- I don't fear for their souls. All men are sinful, but that sin, all sin, was paid for by Christ.
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Apr 13, 2015 15:50
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Miltank posted:I don't believe in hell unless it is a place where wicked Christians, (false teachers) go. Christ made it clear that the physically and spiritually meek are the only righteous ones on earth- I don't fear for their souls. All men are sinful, but that sin, all sin, was paid for by Christ. Aren't you the false teacher for trying to skirt around God's law on homosexuality?
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Apr 13, 2015 16:03
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SedanChair posted:Aren't you the false teacher for trying to skirt around God's law on homosexuality? The law was created for man, not man for the law.
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Apr 13, 2015 16:04
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Miltank posted:The law was created for man, not man for the law. Yeah and one of those laws is "don't stick your penis in men, monogamously or otherwise."
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Apr 13, 2015 16:13
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SedanChair posted:Yeah and one of those laws is "don't stick your penis in men, monogamously or otherwise." Yeah and another law was not to do anything on the sabbath, including healing the sick. Jesus taught us that the law serves no purpose if it doesn't help us.
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Why are you trying to convince a religious person that God wants him to be a bigot? Even if you succeed (you won't), the outcome of that success is unlikely to please you.
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