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JIhadi jeep gone wrong
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 03:21 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 19:39 |
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Muhammad Allah'durka sets world record for suicide carbomb vertical launching in the inaugural ISIL Olympics. Key events include Goat loving, IED making, Shooting into the air while screaming Allahu Ackbar, etc.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 03:38 |
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orange juche posted:Muhammad Allah'durka sets world record for suicide carbomb vertical launching in the inaugural ISIL Olympics. Key events include Goat loving, IED making, Shooting into the air while screaming Allahu Ackbar, etc. dont forget the crowd favorite, beheading ethnic minorities
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 04:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 04:27 |
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Horizon sky ground horizon sky ground horizzzzzon sky gr- poof. What are the odds he was alive to allah akbar the button vs it being a sympathetic detonation.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 04:32 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:look man i get puttin a sick fuckin blade on your flak, but its all about positioning. they gonna call fix bayonets and homeboy gonna drop his weapon and kneel down waiting for the end It's Iraq. ftfy
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 04:37 |
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http://youtubedoubler.com/f3js Timed this poo poo perfectly, it matches the explosion, both times
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 04:38 |
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orange juche posted:http://youtubedoubler.com/f3js
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 04:47 |
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Hunterhr posted:Horizon sky ground horizon sky ground horizzzzzon sky gr- poof. Idk, the way it detonated at the apogee seems suspicious for a sympathetic detonation, its probably a conspiracy by the NSA, carbombs can't melt steel beams.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 04:47 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:it's going to be hilarious when president clinton nominates him to the supreme court I seriously hope this happens just so we can see all the evil looks and catty bullshit Thomas and Scalia shoot at him.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 06:38 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:I seriously hope this happens just so we can see all the evil looks and catty bullshit Thomas and Scalia shoot at him.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 06:49 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:We all die in the end. There is a happy ending.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 06:50 |
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We won't be seeing n4i for a while guys. cnn posted:
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 16:37 |
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Only two genders? gently caress off cis scum TSA machine
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 16:42 |
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Last time I flew anywhere one of the TSA goons on duty was a guy who was easily in the bottom-30% of my high school class. Guy was a dumb, fat gently caress back then but at least he had the sense to land a cushy job where he gets to grope people. That said, if we're actually counting on the TSA to be the last line of defense against terrorists, we're hosed.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 16:50 |
holocaust bloopers posted:Only two genders? gently caress off cis scum TSA machine i was reading a book about going to mars recently and it started talking about cislunar space it triggered me
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 17:45 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Last time I flew anywhere one of the TSA goons on duty was a guy who was easily in the bottom-30% of my high school class. Guy was a dumb, fat gently caress back then but at least he had the sense to land a cushy job where he gets to grope people. Nope we got 19 magic rainbow defenses
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 17:46 |
dogs would make pretty good security on a plane stand up and try to cause poo poo and you've got a german shepherd hanging from your neck will probably stop any further hijackings no joke that would probably work
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 17:48 |
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The Norwegian Army got its panties in a twist a while ago when a company i Afghanistan started using the punisher symbol. I mean, have you ever seen such unprofessionalism as this? A whole lot of utter bullshit followed, all topped by a three star on a personal crusade against "skulls" spraypaiting over the skull and crossbones on an EOD SISU.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 17:49 |
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i would pet tsa dogge
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 17:49 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:i would pet tsa dogge *freedom dogge
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 17:58 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:i would pet tsa dogge The smartest, most fit and best groomed of all TSA employees
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 18:11 |
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the cutest line of defense
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 18:11 |
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Caconym posted:The Norwegian Army got its panties in a twist a while ago when a company i Afghanistan started using the punisher symbol. vikings use to be cool but now look at them
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:07 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:vikings use to be cool but now look at them killing a bunch of kids in a summer worker's youth league camp and then complaining about not getting candy in prison?
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:49 |
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Caconym posted:The Norwegian Army got its panties in a twist a while ago when a company i Afghanistan started using the punisher symbol. Somebody with photoshopzskillzzz needs to make look like he's painting either a dick or a swastika or a swastdicka on that thing, then post it on the NA's Facebook page.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:50 |
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I am a clean cut white male I travel alot for business. I never get stopped or patted. One time I traveled my gfs American Association of Chemists backpack cause I couldn't find mine and it had a periodic table on it I was swabbed, patted down and all my poo poo was searched. Thats my tsa story.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:06 |
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Waroduce posted:I am a clean cut white male I am also a clean cut white male who travels in a suit and tie. I get patted down about 1 out of 3 trips. I don't mind it. Infact I normally crack jokes with the guys doing my search and keep a smile on my face.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:19 |
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When ever I fly out I show up 4 hours early and tell the TSA that my camera isn't going through the scanning machine, and I'm not going through the sniffer scanning machine. Not once but TWICE I've had cops show up because my clothes had GSR on them and the TSA dudes acted like complete assholes. The first time I was ok with it, made it a big joke ( they didn't think it was funny ) explaining that I work with guns, clean guns, I instruct how to fire guns ect. The second time I thought I had taken all precautions but forgot I used my backpack to carry casings n poo poo from the range. This time I wasn't so happy about the TSA being assholes and the cops hovering around with their hands on their guns. So gently caress those machines. Its all pat downs and swabs, those fuckers can do more work and when a power hungry fat piece of poo poo blob tries to power trip I just climb the ladder until they tire of being asked to see the next person in charge.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:32 |
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MaxPowers posted:When ever I fly out I show up 4 hours early and tell the TSA that my camera isn't going through the scanning machine, and I'm not going through the sniffer scanning machine. Not once but TWICE I've had cops show up because my clothes had GSR on them and the TSA dudes acted like complete assholes. The first time I was ok with it, made it a big joke ( they didn't think it was funny ) explaining that I work with guns, clean guns, I instruct how to fire guns ect. Uh, it's not like they were false positives...
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:34 |
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MaxPowers posted:When ever I fly out I show up 4 hours early and tell the TSA that my camera isn't going through the scanning machine, and I'm not going through the sniffer scanning machine. Not once but TWICE I've had cops show up because my clothes had GSR on them and the TSA dudes acted like complete assholes. The first time I was ok with it, made it a big joke ( they didn't think it was funny ) explaining that I work with guns, clean guns, I instruct how to fire guns ect. Obama!!!!! Why don't you get some travel clothes if you deal with that kind of poo poo all the time. I imagine TSA agents don't love going through those motions either
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:52 |
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Everyone knows that the TSA is largely a feel-good measure. They're irritating, yes, but before arriving at the airport you already know that they're going to be irritating. Unless they've kicked your dog and hosed your wife, why bother getting upset? Just go through the motions and be on your way. If / when they start trippin', just MaxPowers posted:asked to see the next person in charge.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 21:05 |
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I dont work there any more and I rarely fly now but it was like all sense of threat assessment went out the window and the 5'9" shoe less man in front of them would at any moment pull a gun out of his rear end in a top hat. Seriously It was like they completely forgot about the body scan and went with their BAD MAN DETECTED alarm so gently caress those machines. Its all rock hard pat downs and direct eye contact for me. Reminds me, I have an associate who works for the TSA and I always try to see if he's working so I can make him touch my penis. MaxPowers fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Apr 15, 2015 |
# ? Apr 15, 2015 21:30 |
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A few hours ago, a ballsy old mailman landed a gyrocopter on the Capitol lawn to deliver letters to Congress and make a statement about campaign finance reform. http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/elections/ruskin-mailman-tries-flying-to-capitol-in-gyrocopter-to-deliver-campaign/2225584
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 21:31 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:A few hours ago, a ballsy old mailman landed a gyrocopter on the Capitol lawn to deliver letters to Congress and make a statement about campaign finance reform. dude is probably on his way to Guantanamo right now and we will never hear from him again
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 21:37 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:A few hours ago, a ballsy old mailman landed a gyrocopter on the Capitol lawn to deliver letters to Congress and make a statement about campaign finance reform. For once "Going Postal" is whimsical instead of a massacre.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 21:39 |
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Dingleberry posted:Somebody with photoshopzskillzzz needs to make look like he's painting either a dick or a swastika or a swastdicka on that thing, then post it on the NA's Facebook page. bij fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Apr 15, 2015 |
# ? Apr 15, 2015 21:40 |
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Cole posted:dude is probably on his way to Guantanamo right now and we will never hear from him again The sad but probable truth. Even the dudes letters weren't just inane ramblings.
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5'd
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