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tsa: Feb 3, 2014

DaveWoo posted:

Welp, nice knowing ya, Chris.

It's funny people ever thought he had a chance, calling him this year's Giuliani is being unfair to Giuliani.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 18:46

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# ? May 10, 2024 16:11

Mister Bates: Aug 4, 2010

tsa posted:

It's funny people ever thought he had a chance, calling him this year's Giuliani is being unfair to Giuliani.

Heh, remember when people thought Christie was a frontrunner?

# ? Apr 15, 2015 18:51

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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# ? Apr 15, 2015 18:53

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Joementum posted:

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Keep adding "scandals" and this thing will look like the goddam NYT crossword puzzle by the general.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 18:56

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

mdemone fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Apr 15, 2015

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:03

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

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# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:05

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Joementum posted:

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# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:06

The Aardvark: Aug 19, 2013

Aliquid posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:20

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

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# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:23

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Bobby Digital posted:

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gently caress yooooooou

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:24

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Edit: Actually this is more accurate I think

Bobby Digital posted:

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# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:28

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
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Bobby Digital posted:

Edit: Actually this is more accurate I think

these have been funky fresh haha

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:32

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Bobby Digital posted:

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Why is it always funny to me.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:36

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Ah, now I see it. Well done.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:37

PupsOfWar: Dec 6, 2013

Alright, so how exactly are we making Chipotle controversial?

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:37

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

PupsOfWar posted:

Alright, so how exactly are we making Chipotle controversial?

Qdoba is now for conservatives. Qonservatives.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:39

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

PupsOfWar posted:

Alright, so how exactly are we making Chipotle controversial?

Hillary ate there once. See also: Michelle Obama saying that drinking water is healthy.

Plus, look at how filthy liberal Chipotle is:

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:41

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

That data is basically the age-conservatism correlation in tabular form. Sonic and Bob Evans, for the love of God, Montresor.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:43

Vienna Circlejerk: Jan 28, 2003; The great science sausage party!

Joementum posted:

I'm glad this banner doesn't have hands.

His campaign is just going to be completely insufferable.

I didn't think "He's just saying what we're all thinking!" would be a campaign slogan but here we are.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:53

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

I didn't think "He's just saying what we're all thinking!" would be a campaign slogan but here we are.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 19:56

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Mister Bates posted:

Heh, remember when people thought Christie was a frontrunner?

I remember when Henry loving Kissinger begged him to run in 2012 saying the country needed him.

:laffo:

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:00

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Joementum posted:

obligatory response.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:02

sbaldrick: Jul 19, 2006; Driven by Hate

Remember when we didn't think the GOP primary would be as fun as 2012.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:04

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

Wasn't it Chipotle where employees supposedly told some police "hands up don't shoot"? Which in turn became that they had refused to serve the police, which in turn became that they all had MS 13 tattoos and leered at the police saying "we don serve jur kind here, ese. For those in the race, everything; for those outside the race, nothing."

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:10

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Joementum posted:

Hillary ate there once. See also: Michelle Obama saying that drinking water is healthy.

Plus, look at how filthy liberal Chipotle is:

I'm glad that liberals and conservatives can find common ground on at least one issue: Dominos pizza is terrible and middle America is also terrible for buying it.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:11

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Hillary ate there once. See also: Michelle Obama saying that drinking water is healthy.

Plus, look at how filthy liberal Chipotle is:

Only Domino's can break partisan gridlock in Washington!

"Yes hello, Domino's? I want to send 300 pizzas directly to the floor of Congress :patriot:

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:12

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

sbaldrick posted:

Remember when we didn't think the GOP primary would be as fun as 2012.

I don't. I really don't.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:13

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

Hillary ate there once. See also: Michelle Obama saying that drinking water is healthy.

Plus, look at how filthy liberal Chipotle is:

What do liberals have against sonic, its actually not that bad

Also whay do conservatives against Jack in the box

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:17

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

sbaldrick posted:

Remember when we didn't think the GOP primary would be as fun as 2012.

I remember people saying there was no way 2012 could even approach 2008 I thought they were wrong then and I know the republicans will deliver this time too

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:19

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

What do liberals have against sonic, its actually not that bad

Also whay do conservatives against Jack in the box

There aren't many in the north, that's probably it.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:20

Bushiz: Sep 21, 2004; The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se; Grimey Drawer

sbaldrick posted:

Remember when we didn't think the GOP primary would be as fun as 2012.

There's still a chance that the stranglehold on debates that the GOP has created could make the primary putter out into boringness by January. Here's hoping the train either never derails, or never gets back on the rails, depending on your choice of train derailment metaphor for the primary.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:20

Voyager I: Jun 29, 2012; This is how your posting feels.
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

What do liberals have against sonic, its actually not that bad

Also whay do conservatives against Jack in the box

That's probably just a correlation between franchise locations and the corresponding political demographics. Ie, Sonic is much more prevalent in the South and will naturally have more conservative than liberal customers without any active political preference being expressed.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:21

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

What do liberals have against sonic, its actually not that bad

Also whay do conservatives against Jack in the box

Can I get Sonic on my Citibike?

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:21

Sharkie: Feb 4, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Voyager I posted:

That's probably just a correlation between franchise locations and the corresponding political demographics. Ie, Sonic is much more prevalent in the South and will naturally have more conservative than liberal customers without any active political preference being expressed.

Also Sonic loves to set up locations in small towns.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:24

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Chipotle is the perfect restaurant for Hillary to be photographed at because they both represent the default, boring, so inoffensive it borders on the unpalatable option in their respective fields.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:26

Eggplant Squire: Aug 14, 2003

They also love advertising in locations where they don't have restaurants. :argh:

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:27

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Radish posted:

They also love advertising in locations where they don't have restaurants.

Its called media market, radish. They advertise in a media market to create demand and perceived scarcity. If you can't have chipotle, the advertising works. Its the forbidden burito

Clinton ate the forbidden burito.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:29

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

What do liberals have against sonic, its actually not that bad

Also whay do conservatives against Jack in the box

Sonic Locations per state:

Simple enough.

Also here's where Jack In The Box joints are:

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:30

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

Its called media market, radish. They advertise in a media market to create demand and perceived scarcity. If you can't have chipotle, the advertising works. Its the forbidden burito

Clinton ate the forbidden burito.

No drive in is forbidden enough to warrant two trips through the Holland Tunnel

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:32

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# ? May 10, 2024 16:11

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Nintendo Kid posted:

Sonic Locations per state:

Simple enough.

Also here's where Jack In The Box joints are:

Now do one for Aurileo's, Giordano's, and Pizzeria Gino's (West/East/North/South included) locations.

I think you'll find that the closer in proximity to a good pizza location, the more progressive an area votes.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 20:35

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