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The real reason you should burn it again is to make Atlanta less of a clusterfuck to drive through.
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Agean90 posted:The real reason you should burn it again is to make Atlanta less of a clusterfuck to drive through. Also this. It's the least population dense city in America, as it happens.
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Apr 16, 2015 20:23
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Im not surprised. Most people Ive met there want city services but with country isolation to... interesting results.
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Apr 16, 2015 21:04
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Trin Tragula posted:October 23rd 1914, and not easily, although I'll probably go back there and make sure "Tremendous Slaughter in Prices" appears in the text of the entry so it can be searched for directly. Wow, it doesn't matter how many times I see that ad, I still find it cringe-worthy.
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Apr 16, 2015 22:55
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Disinterested posted:Yeah but that only happens if you let them know who won and who lost. Pretty sure the peacekeeping force stationed there indefinitely will be keen on doing so.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:02
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cheerfullydrab posted:Wow, it doesn't matter how many times I see that ad, I still find it cringe-worthy. I don't think anything beats the Rectorotor. 
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Apr 16, 2015 23:03
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my dad posted:I don't think anything beats the Rectorotor. 
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Apr 16, 2015 23:06
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Sit on it and spin.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:13
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"Small Enough For Anyone Over 15 Years Old"
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Apr 16, 2015 23:15
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my dad posted:I don't think anything beats the Rectorotor.  I'll take two, good sir
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Apr 16, 2015 23:37
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Trin Tragula posted:October 23rd 1914, and not easily, although I'll probably go back there and make sure "Tremendous Slaughter in Prices" appears in the text of the entry so it can be searched for directly. TREMENDOUS SLAUGHTER (in Prices) will never not be funny to me.
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Apr 17, 2015 00:15
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I'll buy the crow master vibrator (for my Ford car, of course).brakeless posted:Sit on it and spin. It's cheaper to use a lemon juicer, hth
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Apr 17, 2015 00:33
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Technically we still have those, they're just a lot smaller, made of plastic and don't spin. Doesn't change the fact that you are still sticking an applicator into your rectum and then plunging out cream or ointment (unguent, if you will) out of holes on the sides of the applicator to get some nice even coating going on.
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Apr 17, 2015 01:08
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"Sir, you appear to be suffering from constipation. I'll prescribe two medical dildos, please apply rectally and call me in the morning."
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Apr 17, 2015 01:14
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Tomn posted:"Sir, you appear to be suffering from constipation. I'll prescribe two medical dildos, please apply rectally and call me in the morning." No joking, this was a thing in women's health for a long time. Physicians would diagnose women with various "nervous disorders" and basically prescribe a medical vibrator. I knew a professor once who had a small collection of them. Pretty intimidating looking things. Think a cross between a corded drill and a trailer hitch, with the chrome hitch being the vibrating bit.
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Apr 17, 2015 02:04
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Cyrano4747 posted:No joking, this was a thing in women's health for a long time. Physicians would diagnose women with various "nervous disorders" and basically prescribe a medical vibrator. I knew a professor once who had a small collection of them. Pretty intimidating looking things. Think a cross between a corded drill and a trailer hitch, with the chrome hitch being the vibrating bit. Later versions were literally some of the very first consumer electric appliances to be sold (#5 on the list, according to wikipedia).
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Apr 17, 2015 03:10
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They existed before electrical services? That means that there's a barn somewhere that has a hundred+ year old steam-powered vibrator slowly gathering dust.
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Apr 17, 2015 03:39
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Agean90 posted:The real reason you should burn it again is to make Atlanta less of a clusterfuck to drive through. Gonna have to pass a law that they can only have one thoroughfare be named peachtree instead of the thirty something they have now,
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Apr 17, 2015 03:44
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Grand Prize Winner posted:They existed before electrical services? That means that there's a barn somewhere that has a hundred+ year old steam-powered vibrator slowly gathering dust. Correct. They were enormous.
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Apr 17, 2015 03:48
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In this book I have about the Templars, they are talking about the basic equipment of a Templar knight as specified in their early Rule. quote:In addition each knight was to be armed with three knives: a long dagger worn to the left of the belt, a small pocket knife, and a very short knife with long blade (1 d'armes, 1 de pain taillier, and 1 canivet). What's that short knife with long blade for? Trimming your nails?
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cheerfullydrab posted:In this book I have about the Templars, they are talking about the basic equipment of a Templar knight as specified in their early Rule. Stabbing hams and possibly heathens.
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Apr 17, 2015 04:07
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cheerfullydrab posted:In this book I have about the Templars, they are talking about the basic equipment of a Templar knight as specified in their early Rule. Shaving, maybe?
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Apr 17, 2015 04:08
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FAUXTON posted:Stabbing hams and possibly heathens. Why not both with a single stab?
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cheerfullydrab posted:In this book I have about the Templars, they are talking about the basic equipment of a Templar knight as specified in their early Rule. Field lobotomies.
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Apr 17, 2015 04:15
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In the spirit of duels for insults: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBtcQ4vkRg0 (I hope this guy gets taken up on his offer and wins.)
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Apr 17, 2015 04:25
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xthetenth posted:In the spirit of duels for insults:
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HEY GAL posted:i am willing to kickstart anything that ends in nigel farage getting sabered Amen to that.
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Apr 17, 2015 04:52
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He's a giant wuss who'll turn down both offers and act all smug about it. But a plane can kick his arse. I wish they'd make duels legal for British politics though. Yes, It has honestly gotten to that point.
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SeanBeansShako posted:He's a giant wuss who'll turn down both offers and act all smug about it. I'd say mailing canes to Congress would be funny, but the guy who did it was a grade A jerk.
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Apr 17, 2015 04:56
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SeanBeansShako posted:He's a giant wuss who'll turn down both offers and act all smug about it. But a plane can kick his arse.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:09
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Oh boy, plain brown trench coats peaked leather caps and driving goggles are coming back too. I'm going to get me an armoured car! Best be quick and beat the local Freikorp unit now too.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:11
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Fangz posted:Shaving, maybe? FAUXTON posted:Stabbing hams and possibly heathens. Slavvy posted:Field lobotomies. All these, including, the joke I posted, could be done with either the pocket knife or the dagger, both also specified. I just can't understand what you need with a weird in-between knife, something with a little handle and a big blade, that it's so very necessary for everybody that it's specified in the basic rules that govern your awful knightly order.
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cheerfullydrab posted:All these, including, the joke I posted, could be done with either the pocket knife or the dagger, both also specified. I just can't understand what you need with a weird in-between knife, something with a little handle and a big blade, that it's so very necessary for everybody that it's specified in the basic rules that govern your awful knightly order. I'm still going with it being a chef's knife type of thing. Do Hegel's soldiers have something like that? A kit knife reserved for eating?
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FAUXTON posted:I'm still going with it being a chef's knife type of thing. That's usually one of the many roles reserved for the pocket knife.
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cheerfullydrab posted:That's usually one of the many roles reserved for the pocket knife. The pocket knife for eating, or for moving food to your plate too? Maybe it's like those outsized forks you use to stab ham steaks/slices of turkey/roast and put them on your plate. Then you use the pocket knife to cut off bites and stuff them in your mouth.
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FAUXTON posted:The pocket knife for eating, or for moving food to your plate too? I'm not saying I don't like the idea of the Templars having to carry at all times a mandated food-consuming knife, it just sounds unlikely. That would be as bad as the Italian army having ties in their combat uniforms in WW2.
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cheerfullydrab posted:I'm not saying I don't like the idea of the Templars having to carry at all times a mandated food-consuming knife, it just sounds unlikely. That would be as bad as the Italian army having ties in their combat uniforms in WW2. Well they certainly aren't going to be eating with the one covered in dried people blood.
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FAUXTON posted:Well they certainly aren't going to be eating with the one covered in dried people blood. No, they're going to use the pocket knife. What else do you think it's for, Mumbletypeg?
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cheerfullydrab posted:No, they're going to use the pocket knife. What else do you think it's for, Mumbletypeg?  stabbing loaves. e: I just noticed your french term says "1 de pain taillier" which is pretty much "bread cutter." FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Apr 17, 2015 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:All these, including, the joke I posted, could be done with either the pocket knife or the dagger, both also specified. I just can't understand what you need with a weird in-between knife, something with a little handle and a big blade, that it's so very necessary for everybody that it's specified in the basic rules that govern your awful knightly order. e;fb.
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