Jeff Sichoe posted:

everytime I get a hardon I get dizzy any advice?

metasynthetic posted:

masturbate at home instead of on the merry go round

froward posted:

Scald posted:

I said it the first time this was posted, and I'll say it again.

Would.

Top City Homo posted:

http://i.imgur.com/gqBz3AV.png

OkCupid User posted:

I’m really good at

everyone thinks they kill their rear end after anal sex but they didn’t they just made it stronger

Top City Homo posted:

http://i.imgur.com/gqBz3AV.png

Zeroisanumber posted:

I dated a 6'3" girl who was a scull team captain at Yale way back in 2007. That was pretty much the best casual dating experience that I ever had and I still kind of kick myself for not trying to turn it into more.

britishbornandbread posted:

I'm 6'6 and dated a girl at university who was 6'2. She was great. The looks we got. I dumped her to go out with a girl who was 5'11 like a loving idiot.

Star Man posted:

There is no way this is all of her piercings:

JebanyPedal posted:

This site has gotten way more spam-botty since I last used it.

froward posted:

this is the racial equivalent of a goon reading a book called "why do women only date assholes"

quick reminder: black women have THE MOST difficulty dating, and you can land a woman two leagues up out of your own if you have your poo poo halfway together and aren't a racist cock. I'm an internet loser and I landed a date with an actual medical doctor.

Top City Homo posted:

what the gently caress is a scull

Star Man posted:

quote:

My self-summary

IMPORTANT NOTE: I do not respond to messages from people outside my age preference. Don't even bother sending it.

IMPORTANT NOTE 2: If you message me and ask me about sex before we have even hung out, let alone in the first message, you're not getting anywhere with me. I would like guy FRIENDS who can at least pretend that's not their first interest.

Less Important Note: I don't read messages less than 3 words long. Same goes if all you do is say "hey what's up?" or "hey how are you?" Or "I don't know what to say that's witty haha what's up?" Come on guys. Let's be real. Girls don't send first messages, and this place is a sausage fest. I reply if you make yourself seem interesting. Don't be another "sup" swimming in my inbox.

Personality Type: ESTJ-A (The Executive Type)
SnapChat:
Kik:

I like to play video games, and smoke weed. I have kids you will never meet; two of them. I work full time, and I'm in school. I'm a pretty busy person, but there's always time for new friends.

I've got a filthy mouth, and I'm no angel. And yes, my profile does say casual sex. It does not, however, say "sex with strangers." If you're a cool guy (or gal) and we become okay friends, there's a chance we'll gently caress. I'm never against making new friends. I am not, however, looking for a relationship. We're not "talking" and I won't be your girlfriend. Yes, I am sure.

If you don't smoke weed, we probably won't be friends. It's a big part of my life.

If you want to know more about me, send me a message.

What I’m doing with my life

I work Monday through Friday, 6:30am to 4:00pm. I also have two kids. What this means, is I have a limited window to do anything with my personal life. And to be completely honest, reading messages on my dating profile is not a high priority. If you message me, and I don't immediately message back (even if I read the message) that doesn't necessarily mean I'm not interested. THAT SAID, I also don't need you to message me whining about my lack of response, or pretending it's your first time messaging me. If I'm interested, I'll respond in my own time.

I’m really good at

Kicking rear end in Bethesda games. Packing killer bowls. Clearing huge bong rips. I'm an amazing cook. I've been told I have an amazing mouth, but that's none of your concern just yet.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Let's face it; you don't care. So, for "date" ideas, keep it simple. I like metal and dubstep. Horror movies rock. Food is hard to pin down. Just suggest something. Worst I can do is say no.

I'm a Whovian. Game of Thrones and Walking Dead are also my poo poo.

The six things I could never do without

Aside from the obvious (my kids, my job, car, etc)
Great pot.
A great bong
Eyeliner
Munchies
My xBox 360
And Fallout games.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Really? Do you REALLY care? Be real with me.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working. Or high with friends. Or tucking my kids into bed and browsing Reddit until I pass out.

They’re looking for

•Straight men only
•Ages 20–28
•Near me
•Who are single
•For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if

You'd like a cute new friend to smoke chronic with, and maybe, if you're cute too, we can gently caress down the line. I don't want a boyfriend, so please don't try to put pressure on me.

froward posted:

and aren't a racist cock.

quote:

I’m really good at
Using the subjunctive mood, Oxford commaing, speaking in memes, and making kitties purr.

DaveSplitter posted:

DaveSplitter posted:

notZaar posted:

You know those pictures of animals with text in impact font? Those are what passes for memes now. The rest is self evident.

Top City Homo posted:

Post the loving pic

DaveSplitter posted:

She's actually pretty cute. Not fat or ugly. Too bad she seems like a total bitch.