|
Bicyclops posted:they haven't said much of anything besides that there will be an announcement at E3. weirdly the rumors have all focused on ES6 being called "Argonia" but it's total speculative nonsense, and it's almost definitely going to be Fallout. i hope it takes place in a fictional abandoned Disney World the black marsh in es is always described as some kind of weird lizard new orleans, but im sure if it ever shows up in-game itll turn out to be a generic fantasy landscape with sheep and bad writing
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 21:21
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 08:08 |
|
|
corn in the bible posted:the black marsh in es is always described as some kind of weird lizard new orleans, but im sure if it ever shows up in-game itll turn out to be a generic fantasy landscape with sheep and bad writing Tiber Septim uses CHIM to fix the argonians terrible homeland for them 
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 21:24
|
|
|
Why isn't the TES thread titled "CHIM chiminy, CHIM cheroo?"
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 21:26
|
|
|
I never played morrowind so i don't get the CHIM thing
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 21:32
|
|
|
Bicyclops posted:I never played morrowind so i don't get the CHIM thing You can achieve videogame enlightenment and abuse poo poo like modding tools and reloading because you realise the actual videogame nature of the universe. That's the canonical reason Cyrodiil went from being the aztec city-jungle it was described as in Morrowind to lordoftherings.jpg in Oblivion, because the first emperor (Tiber Septim/Talos) felt bad for the imperials and decided to spruce up the place for them!
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 21:38
|
|
|
i want to beat up the elves in their wizard tower on the elf island and win a victory for all the humans in the next game, but i will accept being in a huge swamp with god trees if they go that route.
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 21:42
|
|
|
the only thing worse than bethesda games is literally any discussion about bethesda games
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 22:17
|
|
|
Yeah probably shouldn't talk about videogames in the videogames chat thread
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 23:03
|
|
|
How 'bout them animes?
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 23:34
|
|
|
The best part of argonia is the subway systems they have.
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 23:47
|
|
|
Is there a DOTA 2 Goon league? I'm tired of playing pub with random Mexicans and Ukrainians on break from the fighting. (Mostly can't communicate with them).
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 00:11
|
|
|
Adam Bowen posted:How 'bout them animes? i prefer the term 'chinese cartoons'
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 00:14
|
|
|
hubris.height posted:i prefer the term 'chinese cartoons'
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 00:27
|
|
|
Howard Phillips posted:Is there a DOTA 2 Goon league? I'm tired of playing pub with random Mexicans and Ukrainians on break from the fighting. (Mostly can't communicate with them). As someone who requested days off work to watch ti4. And as someone who has played 2k+ hours of Dota 2. Don't play Dota2. If you wish to persist, there's dota threads, an irc or two, and an lljk channel in-game.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 00:30
|
|
|
theultimo posted:Evidently Alan Wake remaster and sequel from what I've heard I really don't know what the demand is for this. Alan Wake's American Nightmare was the developers pretty much admitting that nobody had any interest in the franchise and hastily concluding the story in a small downloadable title where you replay the same three maps three times and then you defeat the vast otherworldly dark presence forever by turning on a movie projector. 
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:13
|
|
|
Sleeveless posted:I really don't know what the demand is for this. Alan Wake's American Nightmare was the developers pretty much admitting that nobody had any interest in the franchise and hastily concluding the story in a small downloadable title where you replay the same three maps three times and then you defeat the vast otherworldly dark presence forever by turning on a movie projector. The end of American Nightmare actually admits that Alan didn't defeat the otherworldly presence forever, he just defeated that particular pawn of it (the evil doppelganger of him) and did not escape the dark place successfully. Hence, a sequel hook! I dunno man, an Alan Wake remaster with all the gameplay tweaks imported from American Nightmare would be fantastic. One of the only major issues I had with that game was how drat long it took to burn the darkness away from enemies, and the latter definitely fixed that.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:19
|
|
|
It was good but not the kind of thing that works as a franchise. So yeah a sequel would be weird.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:20
|
|
|
i like the mobile game Crossy Roads, am i going to die a gamer death
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:21
|
|
|
Oh yeah for sure, I can't really see a true sequel. They've relegated themselves to basically having to pull the same twist over and over: "Alan tried to escape the dark place but... he DIDN'T, buy the next game". The remake would be great though.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:22
|
|
|
Adam Bowen posted:How 'bout them animes? http://store.steampowered.com/app/335200/   Holy poo poo look at that hair what the gently caress is happening to her hair I mean really Some sort of multiplayer realtime minesweeper versus game. But with anime. And the largest anime hair this side of the 80s. Assepoester fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Apr 22, 2015 |
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:23
|
|
|
A Spider Covets posted:i like the mobile game Crossy Roads, am i going to die a gamer death Shameful. Better go ahead and resolve to never playing anything worthwhile ever again, for you are tainted. Watch our for reapers.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:24
|
|
|
I played through Alan awake, the DLC and American Nightmare all in one shot very recently and it's me, I'm the guy who wants more Alan Wake. The story is cool and weird and I love Sam Lake's stupid little background stories and side stuff.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:24
|
|
|
Okay, imagine this: Alan Wake: Secure, Contain, and Protect.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:29
|
|
|
I am anticipating Quantum Break out of morbid curiousity because the more time and effort Remedy dedicates to FMV the worse the final product is: Max Payne 2's TV shows were just narration over still images and they were all pretty fun and compelling, the episodes of Night Springs in Alan Wake were OK if not a little cheesy, Mr. Scratch doing his wanna-be Joker monologues to player in American Nightmare was  , and now Quantum Break is literally a TV show so...CJacobs posted:One of the only major issues I had with that game was how drat long it took to burn the darkness away from enemies, and the latter definitely fixed that. If you played it on PC this is because the developers bumped all the difficulty levels up compared to the console versions. They said it was because PC gamers need extra challenge because of the advantage KB+M gives over a gamepad, but in execution it just makes the enemies tedious bullet sponges.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:31
|
|
|
FactsAreUseless posted:Okay, imagine this: Alan Wake: Secure, Contain, and Protect.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:35
|
|
|
Wamdoodle posted:Shameful. Better go ahead and resolve to never playing anything worthwhile ever again, for you are tainted. Watch our for reapers. kami help me
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:36
|
|
|
FactsAreUseless posted:Okay, imagine this: Alan Wake: Secure, Contain, and Protect. "There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves." You're in a creepypasta, Max. "The truth was like a photo-realistic picture of my family's skeletons flashing on the TV screen of my brain. The inconsistent supernatural elements. The unsatisfying conclusions and abrupt endings. The awkward self-inserts. The paranoid feeling that my every action was being told and retold hundreds of times across the internet." "I was in a creepypasta. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:36
|
|
|
Sleeveless posted:I am anticipating Quantum Break out of morbid curiousity because the more time and effort Remedy dedicates to FMV the worse the final product is: Max Payne 2's TV shows were just narration over still images and they were all pretty fun and compelling, the episodes of Night Springs in Alan Wake were OK if not a little cheesy, Mr. Scratch doing his wanna-be Joker monologues to player in American Nightmare was  on all of this really (especially Mr Scratch), the side stuff is fun but live action film production is the last thing Remedy should be pursuing on any sort of large scale.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:36
|
|
|
Quest For Glory II posted:Alan Wake Mall Cop
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:40
|
|
|
FactsAreUseless posted:I would play this. If this was a few console generations ago we'd be getting an actual full-blown Paul Blart game, now they're probably just making an endless runner where you play as Paul Blart on his Segway.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:43
|
|
|
Sleeveless posted:If this was a few console generations ago we'd be getting an actual full-blown Paul Blart game, now they're probably just making an endless runner where you play as Paul Blart on his Segway.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:45
|
|
|
Give me some clumsy-rear end controls, a flashlight attack, and 100 items to collect in the mall while a 30-second music loop plays.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:46
|
|
|
Paul Blart (18 polys) gestures toward the door (2 polys) with flashlight (3 polys). Compressed voice clip from film: "Hands up!"
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:49
|
|
|
I would play a Paul Blart Mall Cop game. That movie was so dumb but I couldn't help but enjoy it.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:50
|
|
|
When I was a kid I had nightmares from the giant Walter Matthau who chases you down and carries you away while scowling at the player through the television screen in the Dennis the Meance (1993) tie-in game on the SNES. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOgaKTZHAIQ&t=109s
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:52
|
|
|
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes which qualifies it for a licensed video game tie in. Come on devs you know you want to. You can even put in bad midis of Kiss songs and get away with it because nobody cares.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:54
|
|
|
Everyone please donate to my Kickstarter for Pell Burt: Store Police.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:56
|
|
|
Nasgate posted:As someone who requested days off work to watch ti4. And as someone who has played 2k+ hours of Dota 2. Don't play Dota2. Why the regret? Sounds like you got some wisdom to bestow.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:57
|
|
|
FactsAreUseless posted:Everyone please donate to my Kickstarter for Pell Burt: Store Police. I am really pushing #Blartcore games for Q2 2015. Paul Blart but it's a messy physics simulator where you tumble Kevin James head over heels toward piles of delicious donuts forever. There is no mall copping to be done.
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 01:57
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 08:08 |
|
|
Pleb Brek: Melc Clart
|
|
#
?
Apr 22, 2015 02:00
|
|