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PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Chilichimp posted:

Jameis Winston: Store employee 'hooked us up' with crab legs

Did this dip-poo poo just admit to an NCAA violation?

Watch it'll get spun as Jameis sacrificing himself for the good of the team. Just like a good quarterback should.

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Wasn't Pryor suspended for his NCAA infractions?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Dattserberg posted:

I'd consider converting to Judaism just to have the opportunity for someone to call me Ultra-Jew.

Was going to post the same.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Tavarin posted:

Why would the NCAA suspend Winston when he isn't at Florida State anymore?

The school might get some sanctions though.

The program probably will be investigated at the very least.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Shath Hole posted:

Wasn't Pryor suspended for his NCAA infractions?

Pryor left college explicitly to avoid punishment for NCAA infractions

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Shath Hole posted:

Wasn't Pryor suspended for his NCAA infractions?

It was like, he was suspended because he ducked out of OSU because he was getting suspended there.

With Winston it seems more like the NCAA has missed its chance to suspend him, so it's different

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chilichimp posted:

Hasn't Goodell upheld NCAA suspensions coming into the NFL in the past?

Yeah if you leave college specifically to avoid NCAA punishment.

Does not apply to coaches tho

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Ahhh ok, gotcha.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

SA2K posted:

Yeah if you leave college specifically to avoid NCAA punishment.

Does not apply to coaches tho
I thought it applied to Tressel

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chilichimp posted:

Jameis Winston: Store employee 'hooked us up' with crab legs

Did this dip-poo poo just admit to an NCAA violation?

What the gently caress is up with this guy and crab legs?

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shath Hole posted:

When I was on facebook, I was friends with this family and a few of their members who legit had this mentality. They called Peyton Manning the antichrist because he replaced Tim Tebow, and were 100% sure Tebow couldn't find work because of his faith and not because he was terrible at football.

I don't miss facebook.

True story. When society crumbles and the morals and codes that upheld civilization shatter, the first thing I'm going to do is hunt down all of the stupid, vile, annoying and racist facebook posters (especially the one that kept sending invites to loving Mafia Wars) and I'm going to cut off their faces to add them to my own Face Book.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

SA2K posted:

Yeah if you leave college specifically to avoid NCAA punishment.

Does not apply to coaches tho

He lied and said he stole them to avoid an NCAA violation and said nothing about receiving them as a hook-up until after he was untouchable.

He's either a moron or a genius that loving hates Jimbo Fisher.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Probably Magic posted:

What the gently caress is up with this guy and crab legs?

Gotta get that lean protein bro

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Quest For Glory II posted:

I thought it applied to Tressel

He got a show cause. He got a job with the Colts, like, immediately

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Amy Schumer did a funny skit about football and rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2RUVnTlvs

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

old dog child posted:

Amy Schumer did a funny skit about football and rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2RUVnTlvs

This is awesome.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

old dog child posted:

Amy Schumer did a funny skit about football and rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2RUVnTlvs

The commercials for her show always make me want to never watch it, but this is hilarious.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I have a fat nerdy friend who tries to get photos taken with celebrities. He tried to get a photo taken with Amy Schumer and she said "ew, no" and had her security push him away

What I am saying is that Amy Schumer is pretty cool.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Ehud posted:

The commercials for her show always make me want to never watch it, but this is hilarious.

same, also her standup is not this funny

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I have friends who would unironically want those gag wine glasses.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

old dog child posted:

Amy Schumer did a funny skit about football and rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2RUVnTlvs

Thought this was funny, linked this to a friend.

He's been talking to me about how it's SJW (Social Justice Warrior) crap and if we would stop paying attention to it, we could focus on the epidemic of female teachers raping male students.

Friend is kind of starting to sound like a strong descriptor for this guy.


edit:
No, he's not being ironic, I know that the way I summarized it made it seem like a funny or ironic take just to be humorous, but no... no.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chilichimp posted:

Thought this was funny, linked this to a friend.

He's been talking to me about how it's SJW (Social Justice Warrior) crap and if we would stop paying attention to it, we could focus on the epidemic of female teachers raping male students.

So you posted it in gbs?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So you posted it in gbs?

This dude is basically everything that people get banned for in GBS.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
The guy Chilichimp is talking about once made the argument that you can't compare the USA's gun laws against Europe's gun laws for the impact on violent crime because USA has more black people and it skews the numbers.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

signalnoise posted:

The guy Chilichimp is talking about once made the argument that you can't compare the USA's gun laws against Europe's gun laws for the impact on violent crime because USA has more black people and it skews the numbers.

chili what the gently caress man

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

chili what the gently caress man

He's like... my only football friend at the office... and if I can just avoid all topics but video games, sports, and Game of Thrones, he's a pleasant and friendly dude.

He almost makes me forget sometimes that he's basically the anti-christ.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
You guys have poor taste in friends.

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brannock posted:

You guys have poor taste in friends.

I wish I had friends.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Brannock posted:

You guys have poor taste in friends.

I'm a white dude that likes professional sports and I live in the South. The casual racism cannot be avoided, you just learn to tune it out.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

signalnoise posted:

The guy Chilichimp is talking about once made the argument that you can't compare the USA's gun laws against Europe's gun laws for the impact on violent crime because USA has more black people and it skews the numbers.

here's a link for chilichimp's bff to peruse http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_immigration_to_France

quote:

The French national institute of statistics INSEE estimated that 5,3 million foreign-born immigrants and 6,5 million direct descendants of immigrants (born in France with at least one immigrant parent) lived in France representing a total of 11.8 million and 19% of the total population.
*timpani drum being struck while tuned upward*

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
That man was never, ever my friend. gently caress him. I can't believe he's not fired.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

football fuckerman posted:

here's a link for chilichimp's bff to peruse http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_immigration_to_France
*timpani drum being struck while tuned upward*

I think if a dude is able to get to 2015 being this dumb a few facts aint gonna fix it

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I think if a dude is able to get to 2015 being this dumb a few facts aint gonna fix it

always fun watchin'' em twist and stutter tho

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

signalnoise posted:

That man was never, ever my friend. gently caress him. I can't believe he's not fired.

who are you anyways and how did you find this thread so fast

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
yeah who the hell posts in a ham thread anyway

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Mel Mudkiper posted:

who are you anyways and how did you find this thread so fast

Chili linked me this thread cause I'm his close friend and former coworker. Anyways peace

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm lost. Why are we talking about the French?

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
France is in Europe, RG3

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


A Man and his dog posted:

I'm lost. Why are we talking about the French?

NFL is considering moving the Raiders to France.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

A Man and his dog posted:

I'm lost. Why are we talking about the French?

Sorry, buddy, here you go:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1

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