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Subjunctive posted:I think that means you're mispronouncing "taco" I think you're messing up my reference to the burrito monad tutorial :(
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MononcQc posted:I think you're messing up my reference to the burrito monad tutorial Wasn't that an "ironic" tutorial meant to show how dumb tortured-metaphor monad tutorials are or was there a serious one?
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MononcQc posted:I think you're messing up my reference to the burrito monad tutorial
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VikingofRock posted:Wasn't that an "ironic" tutorial meant to show how dumb tortured-metaphor monad tutorials are or was there a serious one? the former
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Awia posted:ahhhh i have a interview tomrrow in c# tell tehm about monads
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fritz posted:tell tehm about monads tell them about bitcoin
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Awia posted:ahhhh i have a interview tomrrow in c# man if you figure out what coding is pls come back and let me know
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Soricidus posted:tell them about bitcoin tell them about the rabbitmqs
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Barnyard Protein posted:what is the terrible programmers thread's opinion on clojure? i really like the idea: a lisp! on the JVM! woo! hey after further reflection you should check out with-open and spit / slurp those look very needs-suiting for your case
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Dessert Rose posted:hey after further reflection you should check out with-open and spit / slurp holy crap, yes. thanks. i need to just read through the whole clojure.core namespace
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i was feeling so smug last week after i was able to write a tool someone asked for in less than an hour, where it would have taken the better part of a day in pure java. but then i couldn't figure out some deployment problem with leiningen and had to do it in java anyways
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I used monads today, I think. a db I used returned a java CheckedFuture, so instead of actually doing async programming, I just chained together my futures with functions and everything worked!! immediately thereafter, I owned my own db client by blocking on all of its callback threads
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hopefully printing a string to a file didnt take you a whole hour
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nah the file stuff was only slightly more complicated, its just using a yaml file as a data model to process freemarker templates. that task is as simple in clojure as it is in java. but its a part of a netbeans plugin project, the real time savings came from not having to start/stop a netbeans instance while testing its interaction with the poorly documented APIs that are a part of this particular netbeans platform.
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Share Bear posted:if i want to host a static site what is the cheapest thing that's a cloud service thinger heroku is basically free
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Soricidus posted:tell them about bitcoin is Bitcoin a monad?
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eschaton posted:is Bitcoin a monad? yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again lol
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again 👍🏼
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again drat yo
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again ahah
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Soricidus posted:yes, because it defines ways to put value in and transform it, but it's very difficult to get anything out again
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dear terrible programmers thread: i want to write an IRC client (and then server) using either haskell or F# just for the hell of it/to put on my github i'm very experienced with haskell, and not at all with f#. there's a strong possibility that if i do it in f# i'd just get frustrated with the syntax and quit. idk any strong reasons to do it in one or the other? surely there's more haskell jobs than f# ones?
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gonadic io posted:dear terrible programmers thread: i want to write an IRC client (and then server) using either haskell or F# just for the hell of it/to put on my github 1 is greater than 0 i guess
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i bet you could convince more employers to let you use F# than would let you use Haskell. like Scala on the JVM, you can say "but boss it's still the same reliable .NET platform, just a more modern language!" and if he searches for F# he won't find a bunch of impenetrable articles on category theory
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maybe i should write a coffeescript like thing that lets me use f# with haskell's syntax. i hear that designing your own language is the best method of job security!
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gonadic io posted:dear terrible programmers thread: i want to write an IRC client (and then server) using either haskell or F# just for the hell of it/to put on my github if you do please support tls because apparently that's not a trivial and obvious feature to have in a haskell irc library
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gonadic io posted:dear terrible programmers thread: i want to write an IRC client (and then server) using either haskell or F# just for the hell of it/to put on my github Just write it in whatever language seems more fun to use. Also link it here when you are done; it sounds awesome.
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dear terrible programmers: i am a current planger who writes php and javascript and python all day for his job and desperately wants to get a job writing good software instead of bullshit. however i have no professional experience with real languages. i'm smart, i even understand monads (let me know if you need me to explain them with a metaphor). any suggestions?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:51 |
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just start applying for jobs that use non-bullshit stacks it's not like no java shop will ever look at you because you do python
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mostly I would not consider a resume that had only plangs
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there goes my dream of working for shaggar
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:55 |
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I might overlook it for experience in the industry and certain related technology, but if ur like a regular old programmer im gonna go w/ the people who know java and c# already before you.
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kewl
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