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dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

MizPiz posted:

So Michael Bay really will be seen as a master of cinema centuries from now?

That award will go to The Asylum.

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SatansBestBuddy: Sep 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

MizPiz posted:

So Michael Bay really will be seen as a master of cinema centuries from now?

no

go read some Shakespeare

# ? Apr 23, 2015 16:07

Babies Getting Rabies: Apr 21, 2007; Sugartime Jones

MizPiz posted:

So Michael Bay really will be seen as a master of cinema centuries from now?

Well, two of his works are already in the Criterion Collection

# ? Apr 23, 2015 16:25

Van Dis: Jun 19, 2004

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dude wrote a lot of sex jokes, fart jokes and dick jokes, but is basically taught as a serious writer. I don't get it.

He probably had the greatest impact on the English language any one person has ever had, which is certainly something worth studying. What's not to get?

ooh forgot what thread i was in. to contribute, a classic:

# ? Apr 23, 2015 17:51

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:11

Aston: Nov 19, 2007; Okay
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redweird posted:

Shakespeare's plays were performed at theatres that had both upper class lords etc sitting in the stands and the unwashed masses down in the pit. Shakespeare thus wrote for both: he'd have some rockin soliloquiys but also hella dick jokes, there was a clown in most of the plays, ghosts and stuff, some murder.

Also a few of his plays poke fun at royalty or in some cases are straight up seditious, but hidden in such a way that the primary reading glorified the king etc etc. Pretty rock and roll when you consider that the King could have decapitated him had he found out.

King Elizabeth I?

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:13

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Crow Jane posted:

I take comfort in the fact that we, as a species, have always found farts and dongs hilarious. It's somehow reassuring.

Yeah when I get crap for laughing at/telling a dick joke I find myself reminding people of my favorite little factoid; that key joke is the oldest known written joke in the English language and it's a dick joke. The day dicks quit being funny is the day I don't want to live anymore.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:15

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

FactsAreUseless posted:

No, but we'll probably remember similar jokes from Tarantino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dfLkcTAR80&t=110s

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:40

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Aston posted:

King Elizabeth I?

Yeah I noticed that too, but in all fairness JamesVI/I on the throne for like the last decade plus of Shakespeare's life.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:46

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah I noticed that too, but in all fairness JamesVI/I on the throne for like the last decade plus of Shakespeare's life.

Macbeth definitely pandered to James' obsession with witches and claimed descent from Banquo.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:25

swamp waste: Nov 4, 2009; There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dude wrote a lot of sex jokes, fart jokes and dick jokes, but is basically taught as a serious writer. I don't get it.

I'm not kidding when I say that there has never been a great work of fiction without dick jokes

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:28

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

swamp waste posted:

I'm not kidding when I say that there has never been a great work of fiction without dick jokes

Still looking in most of Jane Austen (Mansfield Park has a buttsex joke, which is why it's her best novel).

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:35

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

Huntersoninski posted:

lol no the pictures of my dad's group are even more embarrassing, mostly for the 80s hair and the baby blue suits

For some reason you seem to have left this picture out of your post.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:41

PurdWerfect: Aug 29, 2000

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marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dude wrote a lot of sex jokes, fart jokes and dick jokes, but is basically taught as a serious writer. I don't get it.

I forget which Canterbury Tale it is, but Chaucer wrote one story where a woman tricks a man into kissing her boyfriend's rear end as he lets out a huge wet fart. It's beautiful.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 20:34

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

# ? Apr 23, 2015 20:35

Sad lions: Sep 3, 2008

PurdWerfect posted:

Murderface?

# ? Apr 23, 2015 20:41

Jrbg: May 20, 2014

Lotish posted:

I forget which Canterbury Tale it is, but Chaucer wrote one story where a woman tricks a man into kissing her boyfriend's rear end as he lets out a huge wet fart. It's beautiful.

Miller's Tale. Reeve's Tale is also raunchy peasant gold.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 20:52

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

PurdWerfect posted:

Eat the booty like groceries.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:21

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:23

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lotish posted:

I forget which Canterbury Tale it is, but Chaucer wrote one story where a woman tricks a man into kissing her boyfriend's rear end as he lets out a huge wet fart. It's beautiful.

Canterbury Tales is as low-brow as you get. It's true, just add a few hundred years and people will think that common=great. The Redneck Comedy Tour will be seen as classic genius in the year 2437.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:31

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

PYF Funny Pictures: Let's talk about Shakespeare (no pictures allowed)

# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:38

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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:55

Jrbg: May 20, 2014

Choco1980 posted:

Canterbury Tales is as low-brow as you get.

This is how I know you've not read the Canterbury Tales

# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:57

PaulBearer: Jul 23, 2013

Hogge Wild posted:

Her mum is a cat too, so where's the problem?

# ? Apr 23, 2015 22:17

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Lotish posted:

I forget which Canterbury Tale it is, but Chaucer wrote one story where a woman tricks a man into kissing her boyfriend's rear end as he lets out a huge wet fart. It's beautiful.

Edit: apparently I was wrong. But to make up for it, I've brought the pertinent verses.
Here's that part:

quote:

Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savourly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,
And seyde, fy! allas! what have I do?
Tehee! quod she, and clapte the wyndow to,
And absolon gooth forth a sory pas.

And there is also a fart joke:

quote:

This nicholas was risen for to pisse,
And thoughte he wolde amenden al the jape;
He sholde kisse his ers er that he scape.
And up the wyndowe dide he hastily,
And out his ers he putteth pryvely
Over the buttok, to the haunche-bon;
And therwith spak this clerk, this absolon,
Spek, sweete bryd, I noot nat where thou art.
This nicholas anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent;
And he was redy with his iren hoot,
And nicholas amydde the ers he smoot.

John is the carpenter. Alisoun is the wife. Nicholas is a clerk who is boarding with them. And Absolan is another clerk who also would like to sleep with Alisoun. I'm pretty sure this is where I first learned the word "cuckhold". And here's a side by side middle English to modern English version, if anyone is interested. http://www.richardbrodie.com/Chaucer/Miller.html

Bored has a new favorite as of 23:00 on Apr 23, 2015

# ? Apr 23, 2015 22:24

Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

Geoffrey Chaucer posted:

This Nicholas was risen for to pisse,
And thoughte he wolde amenden al the jape;
He sholde kisse his ers er that he scape.
And up the wyndowe dide he hastily,
And out his ers he putteth pryvely
695 Over the buttok, to the haunche-bon;
And therwith spak this clerk, this Absolon,
"Spek, sweete bryd, I noot nat where thou art."
This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
700 That with the strook he was almoost yblent;
And he was redy with his iren hoot,
And Nicholas amydde the ers he smoot...

It's even funnier in Middle English.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 22:33

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Nostradingus posted:

It's even funnier in Middle English.

Pretty much all of history has been sanitized or worse destroyed altogether by puritanical boremongers.

Everything from dull reworkings of Greek myth to Disneyfied Grimm.

And the American public school system *woooosh*

# ? Apr 23, 2015 22:47

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Chaucer posted:

"Now thanne, put in thyn hand doun by my bak,"
Seyde this man, "and grope wel bihynde.
Bynethe my buttok there shaltow fynde
A thyng that I have hyd in pryvetee."
"A!" thoghte this frere, "that shal go with me!"
And doun his hand he launcheth to the clifte,
In hope for to fynde there a yifte.
And whan this sike man felte this frere
Aboute his tuwel grope there and heere,
Amydde his hand he leet the frere a fart,

A poor translation posted:

"Now then, put in thine hand down by my back,"
Said this man, "and grope well behind.
Beneath my buttock there shall you find
A thing that I have hid in privacy.
"Ah!" thought this friar, "that shall go with me!"
And down his hand he launches to the cleft
In hope for to find there a gift.
And when this sneaky man felt this friar
About his arsehole groping there and here
Into his hand he let the friar a fart.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 23:16

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

PurdWerfect posted:

That intersection sounded distinctive so I looked it up and it's the metropolitan hot spot of Grand Island, Nebraska!

Even better is that the Howard Johnson that was at that location was still using the same phone number. :psyduck:

One look and you can almost feel the pulse of the city...

# ? Apr 23, 2015 23:35

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Made me giggle. Politifact had an interesting headline.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 23:41

PurdWerfect: Aug 29, 2000

Dick Trauma posted:

That intersection sounded distinctive so I looked it up and it's the metropolitan hot spot of Grand Island, Nebraska!

Even better is that the Howard Johnson that was at that location was still using the same phone number.

One look and you can almost feel the pulse of the city...

And Hot Spice have no doubt added '80s and '90s sounds to their time-spanning repertoire.

# ? Apr 23, 2015 23:44

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
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PurdWerfect posted:

And Hot Spice have no doubt added '80s and '90s sounds to their time-spanning repertoire.

They're long dead, having suffocated under mountains of pussy.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 00:00

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Made me giggle. Politifact had an interesting headline.

Do Americans just take turns being the moon, then?

# ? Apr 24, 2015 00:28

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

fong posted:

Do Americans just take turns being the moon, then?

No, we just have a loving estate tax that doesn't apply for less than 10 million. And republicans pretend this is hurting farmers.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 00:30

Fat Loser: May 27, 2004

fong posted:

Do Americans just take turns being the moon, then?

Only if they pay their estate taxes.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 00:32

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

No, we just have a loving estate tax that doesn't apply for less than 10 million. And republicans pretend this is hurting farmers.

TECHNICALLY it's only 5.4 million, per person.

And yea, basically Republicans are going shitnuts about it which is incredibly retarded considering it USED to be 600k per person.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 00:40

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Centripetal Horse posted:

They're long dead, having suffocated under mountains of pussy.

For all you Hot Spice fans: http://pnwbands.com/hotspice.html

# ? Apr 24, 2015 00:45

Groda: Mar 17, 2005; Hair Elf

Dick Trauma posted:

That intersection sounded distinctive so I looked it up and it's the metropolitan hot spot of Grand Island, Nebraska!

Even better is that the Howard Johnson that was at that location was still using the same phone number.

One look and you can almost feel the pulse of the city...

hahaha I grew up right by there. To keep on the Grand Island theme:

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