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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

http://www.avclub.com/article/no-katy-perry-you-cant-trademark-left-shark-218393

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Virion posted:

load bearing walls…

ur mom is load bearing lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Trig Discipline posted:

ur mom is load bearing lol

she certainly bore my load

and then virion was conceived

UH OH

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Roosevelt posted:

she certainly bore my load

and then virion was conceived

UH OH
wait so u banged ur own mom and virion is ur incest love baby?

man thats like some mega ownage+self ownage

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Space-Pope posted:

wait so u banged ur own mom and virion is ur incest love baby?

man thats like some mega ownage+self ownage

uh


checks D "all of the above"

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Space-Pope posted:

wait so u banged ur own mom and virion is ur incest love baby?

man thats like some mega ownage+self ownage

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

rest of series plz

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


thanks

with this one photo, you instantly made me realize that i'm in a different league now. i'm much too old and gay for either of these beauties. i might as well start playing golf

thanks

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

women are attracted to older, matured men who can appreciate the finer things in life like chome

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

darling, when i was your age the kindle fire was just a spark in bezos' eye, sparks were called hadoops, and stebe was still alive. we called him steve then

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Breakfast All Day posted:

women are attracted to older, matured men who can appreciate the finer things in life like chome

yeah maybe if i looked lik thE MOST INTERSTING MAN IN THE WORLD and can pay for literlay everyting on a date and then show them my cool chome borwser + extensions

but i dont excatly have that going on for me right mow!!!!!

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i look like a burnt turd and make about the same i'm fuckz0rd

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Kino escalate these HB8s by putting the chome dick in their mouths, FTW.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Breakfast All Day posted:

darling, when i was your age the kindle fire was just a spark in bezos' eye, sparks were called hadoops, and stebe was still alive. we called him steve then

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


hell yea

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Roosevelt posted:

i look like a burnt turd and make about the same i'm fuckz0rd

text me

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
There's a lot of hot girls with daddy issues lookin for a yospos man with a stable job that smells like old spice

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Boxturret posted:

nice to know that's a parody

hahah yeah it's amazing how people feel like they need to point out their most obvious of parodies






Roosevelt posted:

what does a *intimidating titter* even sound like

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

a balding duckface moron i imagine

Roosevelt posted:

Full Definition of TITTER

: to laugh in a nervous, affected, or partly suppressed manner :


*titters at u intimidatingly*

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

that's real strange, how an entire 50cal round ended up in his body?

cause I mean if it had been just the bulletty part there wouldn't be much left

maniacdevnull posted:

Maybe he tripped and fell on it at an armory or something?

Glorgnole posted:

it got lodged sideways in his esophagus

Panty Saluter posted:

a balding 12 year old no less

duTrieux. posted:

probably a little piece of shrapnel from a round that landed in the vicinity

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

wayfinder posted:

hahah yeah it's amazing how people feel like they need to point out their most obvious of parodies

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

ol qwerty bastard posted:

i had this idea to make driving a lot more pleasant and safe

get a bunch of combat drones and have them flying in a holding pattern over the city. then, issue every driver an "rear end in a top hat remote", which is a little remote control with a single button on it. if you point it at another driver and press the button, it registers an "rear end in a top hat report" against them. if a driver gets too many rear end in a top hat reports within a certain amount of time, one of the drones takes him out. conversely, if you go around clicking the remote at everyone, you get dronekilled instead, since you're the one being an rear end in a top hat

someone had an idea to make a TFR rsf called 'the Polite Society', where every post came with a BAN ME button. if you pushed the button, the person who made the post was banned, but your name went on the Lepers Colony hitlist.

too complicated to implement, but it would probably have made Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka enough to switch to premium fabric softener for a few months.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Valtaherra
Feb 23, 2007

It's a personal pineapple

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

There's a lot of hot girls with daddy issues lookin for a yospos man with a stable job that smells like old spice

just a yos man looking for a pos woman

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
gently caress. that came out wrong.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Radio Paranoia posted:

gently caress. that came out wrong.

That's what she said

Valtaherra
Feb 23, 2007

It's a personal pineapple

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

That's what she said

2/5

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
nice reenactment of the thirteenth amendment

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

That's also what she said

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.


fffriday morning motherfuckers

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

i watched this cartoon on netflix because yospos said nice things about it, and i was not disappointed :thumbsup:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






prefect posted:

i watched this cartoon on netflix because yospos said nice things about it, and i was not disappointed :thumbsup:

what cartoon is it?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

spankmeister posted:

what cartoon is it?

ugly americans

(i couldn't remember the name of it, so i googled "cartoon hell wizard" and it was the first result. this pleases me)

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

i watched this cartoon on netflix because yospos said nice things about it, and i was not disappointed :thumbsup:
it really had a great tone. when i first saw pictures i was concerned it would be monkey cheese random bullshit but it's actually tastefully muted in a lot of ways

doesn't hurt that it's pretty decently and consistently funny

prefect posted:

cartoon hell wizard
m
o
d
s

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

https://www.google.com/maps/place/33%C2%B030%2752.5%22N+73%C2%B003%2733.2%22E/@33.5048629,73.1122741,11z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x0?hl=en

and zoom in

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:golfclap: very mature, google. well played

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sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006


this is ill-advised

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