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Choco1980 posted:Canterbury Tales is as low-brow as you get. It's true, just add a few hundred years and people will think that common=great. The Redneck Comedy Tour will be seen as classic genius in the year 2437.  Canterbury Tales is both low-brow and high-brow. Like a lot of stuff.
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ikanreed posted:No, we just have a loving estate tax that doesn't apply for less than 10 million. And republicans pretend this is hurting farmers. While all true, the joke is that the headline says "more Americans have been the moon" rather than "been TO the moon".
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This is more common than you would think, but I've never actually heard of someone going straight from the bar to a meeting or vice versa.
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im pooping! posted:This is more common than you would think, but I've never actually heard of someone going straight from the bar to a meeting or vice versa. In fiction at least, you can trade an AA chip for a drink from that shiftless barkeep. Probably one of those old timey things.
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Dick Trauma posted:That intersection sounded distinctive so I looked it up and it's the metropolitan hot spot of Grand Island, Nebraska! It's also where one of the Children of the Corn films is set, which should tell you everything you need to know.
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Thats the greatest name ever and I'm 12 (saddly i'm 33)
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Grimlook posted:Thats the greatest name ever and I'm 12 (saddly i'm 33) You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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Grimlook posted:Thats the greatest name ever and I'm 12 (saddly i'm 33)  Meet Harry deButts, former president of the Southern Railway.
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veedubfreak posted:You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. Thanks for the tombstone quote.
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 not just fart jokes, demotivational posters have been popular for a long time Jerry Mumphrey has a new favorite as of 18:18 on Apr 24, 2015 |
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Bored posted:Tehee! quod she, and clapte the wyndow to,
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:
My favorite part about this image is that it looks like some unknown added the exclamation marks
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Groda posted:hahaha I grew up right by there. To keep on the Grand Island theme: And next to Grand Island: Wiki posted:The longest straight stretch of interstate anywhere in the Interstate Highway System is the approximately 72 miles (116 km) of I-80 occurring between Exit 318 in the Grand Island area and mile marker 390 near Lincoln, Nebraska. Along this length, the road does not vary from an ideally straight line by more than a few yards. I drove this part once a week for a few months. It's exactly as much fun as it sounds.
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Gils posted:And next to Grand Island: It was along that stretch in 2007 that I was driving a Lotus Esprit from NY to SF and was noting smugly to myself that whatever else may be, I was definitely the coolest car around for at least 200 miles. Not two minutes later, a Bugatti Veyron went by in the opposite direction.
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Data Graham posted:It was along that stretch in 2007 that I was driving a Lotus Esprit from NY to SF and was noting smugly to myself that whatever else may be, I was definitely the coolest car around for at least 200 miles. Bugatti guy listening to the radio all like "Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground."
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Bugatti guy listening to the radio all like "Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground."
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:
What I don't get about this is how those pants ever cover his rear end I mean look at the lines on them. How do they ever, normally, cover his rear end when he doesn't need to fart on the king's visage?
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im pooping! posted:This is more common than you would think, but I've never actually heard of someone going straight from the bar to a meeting or vice versa. There was a liquor store on top of a Dialysis Clinic right next to where I work. The Dialysis center has since moved but the liquor store is still there. I always wondered if anyone left the Dialysis and went straight to the liquor store.
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Bugatti guy listening to the radio all like "Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground." Goddamn that is some obscure stuff right there. 
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JEEVES420 posted:There was a liquor store on top of a Dialysis Clinic right next to where I work. The Dialysis center has since moved but the liquor store is still there. I always wondered if anyone left the Dialysis and went straight to the liquor store. When I was a student I used to give blood on friday afternoons cause having less blood made for a cheaper inebriation (or it was placebo, whatever, it worked).
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Krinkle posted:What I don't get about this is how those pants ever cover his rear end I mean look at the lines on them. How do they ever, normally, cover his rear end when he doesn't need to fart on the king's visage? Clearly this man is never not farting on something.
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Krinkle posted:What I don't get about this is how those pants ever cover his rear end I mean look at the lines on them. How do they ever, normally, cover his rear end when he doesn't need to fart on the king's visage? Also, why did the king pose for that portrait where it really looks like someone is already farting in his face? That's treason entrapment if you ask me.
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Is this a magnet or something I can buy in bulk?
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Rolo posted:Is this a magnet or something I can buy in bulk? Looks more like a sticker, but anyway google says: http://www.redbubble.com/people/ydt89/works/14294198-chicks-dig-guys-that-eat-out?grid_pos=60&p=sticker http://www.spencersonline.com/product/tmnt-eat-out-tee1/
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Not gonna lie, that was my jam when I was a kid. Dad had it on 8 track and we played that bastard all the time in the winnebago. He's still got it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzINc8fTDhE John Conlee, not your dad. I mean, your dad might still have it, too, but that's neither here nor there. Dick Trauma posted:Goddamn that is some obscure stuff right there. The book pushes four figures, these days, if you can even find it. I think someone was talking about it in the Lightning thread a while back.
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JEEVES420 posted:There was a liquor store on top of a Dialysis Clinic right next to where I work. The Dialysis center has since moved but the liquor store is still there. I always wondered if anyone left the Dialysis and went straight to the liquor store. As anyone who has worked at a liquor store for any amount of time can tell you: Yes
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Krinkle posted:What I don't get about this is how those pants ever cover his rear end I mean look at the lines on them. How do they ever, normally, cover his rear end when he doesn't need to fart on the king's visage? Well, pants technology took a long time to perfect. For a long time in the 15th and 16th century, you literally had a pair of hose, two tubes that you put your legs in, but were unconnected. Originally a doublet or other top garment would hang down and cover up your downstairs mixup. The two hose were laced together, and as doublets got shorter, out came the giganto loving codpieces, which were literally like a fuckin sports cup that covered your junk and was laced together to the two hose and the flap that covered your rear end. By the 18th century, the technology had been brought to the level you see there with Johnny. He's a caricature so dat rear end is way exaggerated, but you can see all the straps and buttons and other fasteners that held the various parts of the pants together. I think it was actually the 19th century when people finally solved the issue of tailoring pants that were one-piece and properly fitted.
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All that is true, but humanity had the technology to make connected pairs of hoses into pants. Pants are hella old: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/first-pants-worn-horse-riders-3000-years-ago Question is who kept that knowledge confined to Asia and away from the Aryans? I say the Jews did so, and how!
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Slime posted:Clearly this man is never not farting on something. Goddamn right.
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That would be the best job. Cause I do it for free already.
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Soulex posted:That would be the best job. Cause I do it for free already. Tell me where this fountain of free cheese is found!
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Tell me where this fountain of free cheese is found! 
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nm i got it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQqxZSa9dcE
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Bogmonster posted:If you don't have PG Tips in America you're missing out. Three sugars and milk = proper builder's tea. It's what Guy Fawkes died for.
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:I buy PG tips at my local grocery store and drink it black, LOL the English are a loving embarrassment THREE sugars jesus christ Milk and sugar in tea / coffee is basically admitting that you're a waste of oxygen and want to ruin anything good that comes your way.
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