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gbs is the child from omelas, judas who martyrs himself, eternally tortured and despised for an act without which christianity would not be possible wjat im trying to say is i'm gay
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Old GBS was a place where jokes are illegal, on a comedy forum. New GBS is a fun place to be, Lowtax once said it was his favourite GBS ever
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The only successful sexual relationship occurs when the fantasies of the two partners overlap. LORD OF BUTT posted:What the gently caress Johnny Cage from the MK movie is in Teen Wolf? Do I need to actually watch that lovely furry show? DrVenkman posted:I feel like those last 2 posts sum up this forum. Pretty obvious what subforum this is from.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 12:24 |
SaltyJesus posted:gbs is the child from omelas That would be depressing if I didn't feel like most of the regulars in GBS deserve to be shut in a basement and mistreated to pay for the luxuries of their betters.
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Centripetal Horse posted:That would be depressing if I didn't feel like most of the regulars in GBS deserve to be shut in a basement and mistreated to pay for the luxuries of their betters. Pretty sure they're voluntarily already shut in a basement and mistreating themselves.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 12:37 |
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dMastri posted:I'm the top floor of a 2family house and my bedroom is right above neighbors bedroom let's call them chris and Jess (those are their names) and I sometimes hear them talking or loving and for awhile now they avoid me like roaches scurrying from the light when I step outside or pull into driveway
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:52 |
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[/quote] lmao if you expect Mediterranean woman to have no body hair.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 17:01 |
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boom boom boom posted:Except this one was terrible at it. Only killed one person, and then shot himself in the leg and had to go to the hospital. CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:why is she in a ring Crash_N_Burn posted:she's getting ready to meet The Undertaker
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Jeff Sichoe posted:everytime I get a hardon I get dizzy any advice? metasynthetic posted:masturbate at home instead of on the merry go round
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:35 |
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I am a sucker for good punsSentient Data posted:You could go blind from soap poisoning JustAurora posted:That's a lye.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:42 |
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Likewise.Malpenix Blonia posted:This is up to code, right? Parallel Paraplegic posted:So uh, why does this tree need electricity? SynthOrange posted:Its a power plant.
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axelsoar posted:I am a sucker for good puns Cool, let us know if you find any, I guess
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 20:58 |
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"Good puns" is what he named your balls.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:22 |
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mamelon posted:"Good puns" is what he named your balls. Did you mean goon puds?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:51 |
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2house2fly posted:Someone please find the thread about the guy who had a terrible gas problem that was going to get him fired and it turned out he ate cheese at like every meal and had a fridge entirely filled with cheese, and people posted recipes of delicious cheese-free recipes he could try and stuff and he responded with "all I can think reading that is how good it would taste in some cheese sauce" or something That would be chronically flatulent cheese aficionado AutoWorker. AutoWorker posted:My problem with flatulence is chronic but I have sometimes have really bad episodes and it is really bad when I am at work. I have to constantly keep myself from passing gas because it is embarrassing and very unpleasant for other people working around me. Some other choice quotes from that thread: do girls poop posted:I can't believe you guys have gone on for five loving pages about vegetarianism when the subject of the thread, the very animus of the thread, is literally a man's life being ruined by his own rear end AutoWorker posted:Sure I just basically make a bechamel sauce but I also add some a pinch of salt and mustard powder before adding cheese. Then just add your favorite grated cheese to taste. My favorite cheeses for sauces are gruyere, emmental, white cheddar or parmesan. I also like to experiment with cheeses, sometimes it goes very wrong. exquisite tea posted:I find that the gruyere adds a rich, warm-bodied fullness to the fart, while the cheddar complements with a tangy sharpness and undertones of oak. AutoWorker posted:***UPDATE*** AutoWorker posted:It's my life and I will do what ever makes me happy like eating cheese, that is my right. If people don't like it, they don't have to sit, stand, live or be around me. As for my job, I now have a medical condition to back up and if they try to discipline or fire me then I will have a lawyer on them so fast. Captain_Maclaine has a new favorite as of 00:35 on Apr 24, 2015 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:That would be chronically flatulent cheese aficionado AutoWorker. that last quote. what a piece of poo poo.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 22:30 |
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Two constants about CineD: 1) Avengers looks bad. SuperMechagodzilla posted:Moviefight. Party Boat posted:Stop stop he's already dead 2) Freudian imagery Luminous Obscurity posted:Is that a penis in the left "screen?" LesterGroans posted:When in doubt: yes
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VideoGames posted:that last quote. what a piece of poo poo. I hope their reasonable accommodation was sticking him in a closet all day away from everyone else. Or better yet, that they pointed out he was deliberately exacerbating / refusing to remedy his condition, but I doubt it. 22 Eargesplitten has a new favorite as of 23:49 on Apr 23, 2015 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:I hope their reasonable accommodation was sticking him in a closet all day away from everyone else. He got banned not long after that post, so we've no way of knowing if his campaign of chemical warfare ever resulted in disciplinary action but, presuming the whole thing wasn't an elaborate fakepost, I have a hard time thinking his "I have a doctor's note, you can't make me not be a walking roach fogger of flatulence!" defense would carry much weight.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 00:38 |
Twitch posted:FYAD is people pretending to be idiots for entertainment purposes. you should come hang out with us, its not as bad as you think come on over and smoke a bong with us or maybe hang out in a random thread
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Pretty sure AutoWorker was the dude who was later caught trying to...for lack of a better word...weaponize his own farts by funneling them into soda bottles. Nickelodeon's Doug has a similar episode where a Yakestonian exchange student named Fentruck Stimmel has mason jars of air from his home country mailed to him. Except in this case, rather than causing an adorable miscommunication about whether or not Fentruck wants to bang Patty Mayonaise, AutoWorker was literally arrested for trying to intimidate/assault/mug somebody with several bottles of his personal stink.
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His ban reason says he was a gimmick account but I desperately want this to have been real. I suppose it's a funny story and that's what counts, on the internet
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Pretty sure AutoWorker was the dude who was later caught trying to...for lack of a better word...weaponize his own farts by funneling them into soda bottles. Nickelodeon's Doug has a similar episode where a Yakestonian exchange student named Fentruck Stimmel has mason jars of air from his home country mailed to him. Except in this case, rather than causing an adorable miscommunication about whether or not Fentruck wants to bang Patty Mayonaise, AutoWorker was literally arrested for trying to intimidate/assault/mug somebody with several bottles of his personal stink. I have seen nothing to support this but wholeheartedly want to believe it is true.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Pretty sure AutoWorker was the dude who was later caught trying to...for lack of a better word...weaponize his own farts by funneling them into soda bottles. Nickelodeon's Doug has a similar episode where a Yakestonian exchange student named Fentruck Stimmel has mason jars of air from his home country mailed to him. Except in this case, rather than causing an adorable miscommunication about whether or not Fentruck wants to bang Patty Mayonaise, AutoWorker was literally arrested for trying to intimidate/assault/mug somebody with several bottles of his personal stink. Holy poo poo I totally forgot about this episode, thanks
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Captain_Maclaine posted:That would be chronically flatulent cheese aficionado AutoWorker. quote:I am a connoisseur and these are not your normal cheeses, they are expensive and I have had some of them for a long time and aged them. I keep cheese and wine which I pair. You probably just put cheese in your fridge, and forget about it. I keep most of my cheeses in my cellar in tupperware containers lined with a damp paper towel and holes poked through the lids for air because cheese is a living food and it needs to breathe. The few cheeses I keep in my refrigerator are wrapped in wax paper to protect the surface flavor and then in plastic wrap so they don't dry out and the wrapping needs changing every couple of days. it's not easy keeping a large amount of cheese. quote:I am not dumb or poor and I really don't care for politics but you get one term and one chance with me. Obama blew it and it is time for a new face. Romney could never top Obama's failures. And omg the jackpot: party hat posted:Here is a pasta recipe that is lactose and meat free. AutoWorker posted:I am sorry but that recipe desperately needs a cheese sauce to cover those lovely vegetables and pasta. I suggest making a good mornay sauce with a reserve gruyere which has been cave aged for at least a year and Parmigiano-Reggiano not Parmesan because Parmesan is a lot saltier than the Italian original.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 05:01 |
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My favorite part of that thread was when people finally realized that this dude was lactose intolerant and gorging himself on aged cheeses daily, someone responded with something like, "Cheese is a sometimes food!"
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There comes a time in life where you have to choose between eating cheese all day and having any human contact whatsoever and, well, I'm not going to make a judgment but I think I would have chosen differently.
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That guy would not be all that out of place in TCC
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:11 |
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The Cheese Clubhouse
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Tcc is about parm reductions.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:24 |
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Anybody remember the thread in possibly Old GBS about some goon who was gonna get fired from a hotel for wearing a flag pin? He came and posted here all indignant saying he was gonna go to all the medias ever because the hotel was discriminating against Real Americans or something and expected us to back him up. I think he was the one that got a custom title so large it pushed his posts off the screen. That thread was pretty amazing and had some great quotes.
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A Moose posted:Anybody remember the thread in possibly Old GBS about some goon who was gonna get fired from a hotel for wearing a flag pin? He came and posted here all indignant saying he was gonna go to all the medias ever because the hotel was discriminating against Real Americans or something and expected us to back him up. I think he was the one that got a custom title so large it pushed his posts off the screen. That thread was pretty amazing and had some great quotes. That reminds me of the guy who hosed up his avatar and left open tags in it so all of his posts would be written inside his avatar with the post itself blank. It was the weirdest poo poo.
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Baron von Eevl posted:That reminds me of the guy who hosed up his avatar and left open tags in it so all of his posts would be written inside his avatar with the post itself blank. It was the weirdest poo poo. Trapped in a Cell - Please Send Help The defect is long gone but the reactions are still hilarious. If you didn't see it at the time, just pretend the text of all his or her posts are where the avatar should be and not to the right of it. It was pretty funny poo poo.
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Sergg posted:Dear E/N,
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gay sewer monster posted:You forgot the number 2. gnarlyhotep posted:that's your posting
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Trapped in a Cell - Please Send Help Reminds me of the person who showed up with a 800x800 avatar of a horse with huge red HORSE text underneath, that was a thread worthy of a sensible chuckle
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Strife posted:My favorite part of that thread was when people finally realized that this dude was lactose intolerant and gorging himself on aged cheeses daily, someone responded with something like, "Cheese is a sometimes food!" You got the quote perfect, actually. Sonata posted:CHEESE IS A SOMETIMES FOOD OK a few more as I'd forgotten just how amazing that thread was. big duck equals goose posted:You should eat more cheese and get fired so you can sue the company for discrimination against those with voodoo guts. Use the money you win to buy a nice house for you to stain the walls forever with your putrid body funk. waste of internet posted:Now I'm picturing a traffic stop situation where the OP is spread eagle on the front of the cop car, blocks/wheels of cheese neatly organized atop the hood. As the officer frisks him for the 10th time, he pulls two more Kraft singles out from under his groin area. exquisite tea posted:"The history of all existing cheese diets has hitherto been the history of rear end struggle." - Karl Fartz
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sweeperbravo posted:The Cheese Clubhouse The Cheeseass Cloyhouse
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 22:32 |
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Kajeesus posted:The Cheeseass Cloyhouse My nigga have you tried Parmesan-Reggiano?
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There is a weed called cheese and it smells like cheese. But is there a cheese that smells like weed? Goons, we have a mission.
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