|
We should outlaw abortions for minorities to ensure more Democratic voters. Apologies if this has already been posted. Namaste.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:58 |
|
|
# ? May 16, 2024 17:42 |
|
Argue Against Strawmen: Whenever someone fails to applaud you for your Correct Views, you must attack. Do not even acknowledge their response, as this would only serve to validate it. Instead, construct what you know to be their true thinking, and attack that. Anyone who disagrees with you on any matter, no matter how minor, is by definition a fascist. Probably a USAnian too, and definitely a racist.
TheImmigrant fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Apr 25, 2015 |
# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:15 |
|
Send TheImmigrant to the Gulag: He's probably a human trafficker of some sort and really who would get upset? Certainly not his familySinnlos posted:We should outlaw abortions for minorities to ensure more Democratic voters. Apologies if this has already been posted. Namaste. Deep cover agents in the GOP already tried to pass this idea into law http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/BILLS-112hr3541ih/pdf/BILLS-112hr3541ih.pdf
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:20 |
|
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/yougay/2/
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:29 |
|
Purge the brony filth
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:30 |
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:31 |
|
Effectronica posted:
Honestly I think Thomas Friedman or Meghan McArdle would do a better job.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:33 |
|
Nothing: Argument within the broad associations of progressive movements are in fact signs of a healthy democratic process. The power of the right as of this era is due to massive power and ease of exploitation due to global markets that undermine traditional control of labor, rather than like 1000 insecure internet people being rude to apathetic centrists.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:54 |
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 03:21 |
|
here's a way to fix leftism: move all the leftists to the moon, where they can argue incessantly with each other while not being able to annoy the gently caress out of the rest of us who get poo poo done
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 03:31 |
|
The only road to relevance is unironic nihilism and accelerationism. Start doing your bit.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 03:37 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHicyqMML4
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 03:41 |
|
*waiting for this parity thread to devolve in an actual D&D discussion*
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 04:59 |
|
asdf32 posted:*waiting for this parity thread to devolve in an actual D&D discussion* In the end, all we really want is parity
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 05:08 |
|
Try capitalism. Become a capitalist.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 05:12 |
|
Spite-based syndicalism "For too long, union fat cats have suckled at the teat of hard-working CEOs. A management genius does all the work, and all unions do is complain. Well no more! It's about time we put the UNIONS in the CEO spot to see how they like it when they actually have to make the hard decisions."
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 05:15 |
|
Effectronica posted:So my suggestion is, why not devote our energies to destroying those loving splitters by writing really angry irony at them? if it's a kind of self-imposed therapy, then from the outside at least it doesn't seem like it's working. when you post long angry paragraphs at other people that are just fancy ways of telling people they should die, that just makes other people post bad at you, which makes you angry at them in a loop. You are a good person and I don't want you to be so mad all the time thanks
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:49 |
|
Effectronica posted:
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:22 |
|
Guilt tripping - create a topic and write angry posts with edgy, sarcastic advices for the left, scorning them for abandoning
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:39 |
|
Abrasive Irony Leftists should treat all issues as comedic and suggest that it is beneath their dignity to actually discuss political solutions in a serious manner. Thus, with the power of snark they can avoid realizing their own privilege and that they are the main beneficiaries of a system of racist, sexist and capitalist oppression. Plus with this strategy you can drink PBR.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:43 |
|
passive aggression is the worst kind of aggression guys
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:44 |
|
I'm seeing a lot of microaggressions in this thread. We need to create a more inclusive space.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:48 |
|
microaggressions are the second worst kind of aggression.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 10:00 |
|
If you have aggressions you should do them large and swiftly against your foes. For instance, garroting your foes is one possibility. Polearms are another. The left needs to go back to the basics, namely the basic skills of garroting and lathing political enemy's.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 10:04 |
|
Raising awareness - it's important we let everybody know that if they disagree with us, it's only because they are afraid of hard, unpleasant truth we bring to them. Every sign of dissent means that the worm of reaction is gnawing at their souls. We must expose it and bring it to light, for there is only one way to truth and it goes through our lord and master, Effectronica.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 10:34 |
|
Barlow posted:Abrasive Irony It follows that since someone doesn't agree with DnD goons about the racism inherent in in white people making empanadas, that they deny the existence of systemic racism entirely. Let us English fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Apr 25, 2015 |
# ? Apr 25, 2015 10:43 |
|
Bomb the mosque, radicalise the moderates. https://youtu.be/aAqIFtlH_hA [video type="youtu"]aAqIFtlH_hA[/video]
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 12:30 |
Gantolandon posted:Guilt tripping - create a topic and write angry posts with edgy, sarcastic advices for the left, scorning them for abandoning Barlow posted:Abrasive Irony Gantolandon posted:Raising awareness - it's important we let everybody know that if they disagree with us, it's only because they are afraid of hard, unpleasant truth we bring to them. Every sign of dissent means that the worm of reaction is gnawing at their souls. We must expose it and bring it to light, for there is only one way to truth and it goes through our lord and master, Effectronica. Let us English posted:It follows that since someone doesn't agree with DnD goons about the racism inherent in in white people making empanadas, that they deny the existence of systemic racism entirely. Good job, everyone, on putting my latest idea into practice! Rodatose posted:I don't think you should do this This is not therapy. This is not "posting angry paragraphs at other people that are just fancy ways of telling people they should die", unless there are Muslim posters in this thread. This is a serious thread, and I will not abide this metaposting.
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:27 |
|
It would be easy to get a distorted idea of the Left if you spent too much time posting on D&D. Imagine studying American music at that bar where they play Both Kinds of Music: Country and Western. You have a bunch of Theoryheads and Activistas falling all over each other to strike the posture most fashionable among this tiny in-group, but what's discussed here has scant application in the real world. I find it endlessly amusing while bored at work. Effluent is going to get Angry and Passionate now, and culturally appropriate a horrible method of execution for me to undergo. Someone Hold Me, because I'm scared.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:32 |
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:38 |
|
When I see a Lot of Capitalized Nouns, I think "really good post"
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:39 |
|
I try not to understand things that would contradict the fashionable views that I want to be recognized holding.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:44 |
|
Effectronica posted:
Where's the punch line? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:54 |
|
CommieGIR posted:What about dogs? Are dogs out? I don't think Hitler ate dogs.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:08 |
|
Hitler ate sugar.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:50 |
|
Effectronica posted:Okay, so I've been noticing a lot of people saying that the left is broken, or that nobody takes it seriously, and these people talk a lot about how social media is the end of civilization so you know they're on the loving ball! So let's figure out some ways to boost the sagging, crumbling image that the Left is faced with because someone said something on Twitter. Gas thread, ban OP.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 16:48 |
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 17:03 |
|
Arson-things we don't liKe exIst right? And sometimes they're fLammable, right? Now, try to folLow me here, what if we set the things on fire? Then theY wOUldn't exist anymoRE! PleAse consideR this idEa for fixiNg the lefTs many problemS.
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 18:01 |
TheImmigrant posted:Effluent this was not even all that funny the first time and really just drags you down to effectronica's level
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 18:37 |
|
|
# ? May 16, 2024 17:42 |
|
Be as arrogant, smug and hostile as humanly possible - God knows the left doesn't need allies to effect real change, so feel free to be as condescending, hostile and lovely as you want to anyone you deem less leftist than you. I mean after all, if you call yourself a leftist you must agree with every single one of
|
# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:03 |