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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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now demoing the dominoes pizza tracker but for plastic garbage

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


microsoft probably sicced dogs on the pi people when they first came round hat in hand asking for edu licenses

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

welp they announced visual studio code for mac

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



the audience sees osx and starts applauding

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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that icon is almost invisible in unity lol

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

welp it's for linux too

is it a node web view or something

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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lol, microsoft now basically admitting that windows is no longer big enough to mandate you use it to develop windows apps

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

they should have opened with that rather than satya's word salad

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

PleasureKevin posted:

welp it's for linux too

is it a node web view or something

i would guess it uses their recently open sourced .net poo poo

which is good because mono is loving piss trash (from a "using windows poo poo" point of view, i dont develop anything thankfully lol)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

carry on then posted:

lol, microsoft now basically admitting that windows is no longer big enough to mandate you use it to develop windows apps

if they dropped the "metro apps only" requirement for their store it probably would have been a success

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
im a few minutes behind on the stream but the big reveal is

Visual Studio Code .... for OSX AND LINUX

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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look at all those data vats

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
oh nevermind i looked at ars' liveblog and thats just a code editor lol why would anyone use that on os x

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

i like the new deferential microsoft. they're deffo in timb's crew now

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Beeftweeter posted:

oh nevermind i looked at ars' liveblog and thats just a code editor lol why would anyone use that on os x

probably for c# intellisense which isn't really anywhere else outside of windows

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

cremnob posted:

i like the new deferential microsoft. they're deffo in timb's crew now

i think they're probably trying to be late 80s-early 90s ms where they'll develop for a bunch of other platforms but eventually just try and force all of those users onto windows

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

carry on then posted:

probably for c# intellisense which isn't really anywhere else outside of windows

yeah but you shouldnt use c# to develop cocoa apps

zokie
Feb 13, 2006

Out of many, Sweden
:siren::gizz::siren:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Beeftweeter posted:

if they dropped the "metro apps only" requirement for their store it probably would have been a success

no it wouldn't. remember gfwl?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

hobbesmaster posted:

no it wouldn't. remember gfwl?

the thing that originally required a subscription and was limited to a few games? yeah why

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

music too loud

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


the hololens team must gather in their subterranean meeting halls and chuckle at their reverse-morlock colleagues who do not understand how all these data paradigms they are talking about on stage are going to disappear in 2017 with the meteor-impact that will be holographic computing

where is the value in a database pool in the cloud when its actually running on your coffee table?

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



verge's liveblog is starting to get snarky http://live.theverge.com/microsoft-build-2015-live-blog/

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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":qq: why does this developer conference have technical detail???" -verge

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

lol

"what is this poo poo, i came to a microsoft event to witness disruptive technologies. i am a serious reporter.


they dont even have coconut water"

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

carry on then posted:

":qq: why does this developer conference have technical detail???" -verge

this is the part of the conference that microsoft has decided to expose to the public. you might have expected that they would have a reason for that.

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".

just scrolling down this and there is a screenshot of ubuntu?

wtf

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Metrication posted:

just scrolling down this and there is a screenshot of ubuntu?

wtf
yeah someone showed off ubuntu and osx for the visual studio code thing

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Metrication posted:

just scrolling down this and there is a screenshot of ubuntu?

wtf

microsoft <3 linux

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




I'm surprised this wasn't posted in this thread.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
i blame steve jobs for the way these people are dressed

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Metrication posted:

just scrolling down this and there is a screenshot of ubuntu?

wtf

Microsoft ubuntu 10. Coming this year.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

the audience sees osx and starts applauding

i, too, am shocked at build having a good os on stage

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

more applause for the iPad lol

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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PleasureKevin posted:

more applause for the iPad lol

Finally my c-levels will get off. my. dick.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

windows as a service

maybe they'll mention pricing

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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the video skipped 9 lol

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Oh boy here we go :munch:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


hurry up and make windows 10 completely free so it can be even funnier when everyone stays on 7

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

they have to put giant subtitles cause the music is so loud you can't hear

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