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also they need to immediately drop the bullshit with extending your arms like minority report. stop it microsoft. stop
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i want to see the pitch deck where a middle manager waxes poetically on how the logo looks kind of like a face that's laughing and how that will totally engage the millenials
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:48 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:49 |
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the logo reminds me of when chuck-e-cheese updated their logo to make the ]rat[/s] mouse hip and cool so they put him on a skateboard, but they didn't want to send the wrong message so they also added a helmet with the net effect of making the mascot look mentally challenged or somehow sick and feeble because he was always wearing a helmet everywhere that's what the new logo looks like. the IE 'e' wearing a helmet while trying to look hip and with it.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:50 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:54 |
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Kirk posted:if you price it the same way garbage android phones are priced, poors living in the worst hovels could have beachside views and wall-spanning televisions
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:16 |
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official launch of hololens to consumers scheduled for 2016 Futurological Congress
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:18 |
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Linguica posted:oh good, can't wait for fox news to use it as a reason why poor people aren't really poor "You can't be poor! You have a beachside view and wall-spanning television!" <--hungry
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:20 |
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africa is gonna rule because they skipped laying down copper infrastructure and went straight to wireless and then they're gonna skip rampant consumerism and needing to own 4 televisions and go straight to holographic home furnishings in 2025
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:26 |
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my house was flattened by a chinese bulldozer so that the vast mineral resources of my home land could be stripped away But I Have A Really Big Virtual Television And A Good Data Plan
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:27 |
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Kirk posted:africa is gonna rule because they skipped laying down copper infrastructure and went straight to wireless and then they're gonna skip rampant consumerism and needing to own 4 televisions and go straight to holographic home furnishings in 2025 Makes sense. Nigeria has been putting out more movies than Hollywood for years!
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:28 |
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Kirk posted:my house was flattened by a chinese bulldozer so that the vast mineral resources of my home land could be stripped away But I Have A Really Big Virtual Television And A Good Data Plan please dont predict the future too accurately in yospos
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:33 |
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Kirk posted:my house was flattened by a chinese bulldozer so that the vast mineral resources of my home land could be stripped away But I Have A Really Big Virtual Television And A Good Data Plan
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:36 |
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lmao
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:51 |
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"Analysts at Citigroup see Microsoft Corporation NASDAQ:MSFT, as the primary suitor for the cloud company. The investment bank noted that Microsoft faces direct competition from Salesforce, as they both provide businesses with integrated management software, which helps them manage sales record and other data collection services. By acquiring Salesforce, Microsoft can cement its leading position in the cloud computing business." I wanna shake the hand of whoever wrote that, it's soem pro tier bullshitting
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:01 |
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it's shaggar
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:02 |
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Gazpacho posted:"Analysts at Citigroup see Microsoft Corporation NASDAQ:MSFT, as the primary suitor for the cloud company. The investment bank noted that Microsoft faces direct competition from Salesforce, as they both provide businesses with integrated management software, which helps them manage sales record and other data collection services. By acquiring Salesforce, Microsoft can cement its leading position in the cloud computing business." oh my god
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:03 |
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Gazpacho posted:"Analysts at Citigroup see Microsoft Corporation NASDAQ:MSFT, as the primary suitor for the cloud company. The investment bank noted that Microsoft faces direct competition from Salesforce, as they both provide businesses with integrated management software, which helps them manage sales record and other data collection services. By acquiring Salesforce, Microsoft can cement its leading position in the cloud computing business."
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:04 |
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Gazpacho posted:"Analysts at Citigroup see Microsoft Corporation NASDAQ:MSFT, as the primary suitor for the cloud company. The investment bank noted that Microsoft faces direct competition from Salesforce, as they both provide businesses with integrated management software, which helps them manage sales record and other data collection services. By acquiring Salesforce, Microsoft can cement its leading position in the cloud computing business." makes sense, they gotta strike while the iron is hot with their stock price. after the massive nokia write down expected in july it will probably take a beating
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:04 |
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Gazpacho posted:"Analysts at Citigroup see Microsoft Corporation NASDAQ:MSFT, as the primary suitor for the cloud company. The investment bank noted that Microsoft faces direct competition from Salesforce, as they both provide businesses with integrated management software, which helps them manage sales record and other data collection services. By acquiring Salesforce, Microsoft can cement its leading position in the cloud computing business." Imagine getting paid to make this poo poo up.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:11 |
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pointsofdata posted:Imagine getting paid to make this poo poo up. that is literally every tech analyst. i want to know how to get this job
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:12 |
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pointsofdata posted:Imagine getting paid to make this poo poo up. one of these people on twitter posted 'lol i get paid six figgies to make this poo poo up u mad' before taking it down
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:12 |
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graph posted:one of these people on twitter posted 'lol i get paid six figgies to make this poo poo up u mad' before taking it down tbf that was a tech analist. completely different
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:13 |
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LOADING START "MENU"
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:26 |
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now that's authentically digital
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:01 |
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Last Chance posted:I tried the new code app and tried to make the code font size bigger so i did command plus, and it just zoomed in the whole app lol ms playing catchup to adobe again Chris Knight fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Apr 30, 2015 |
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Kirk posted:so for real though lets talk about the holo lens by the time we are at versions 3-4 every sort of cog and sprocket job will be dead for innovation or investment with robotics on the horizon for every hands on task to the point of disrupting even the plumber example in their demo, so the entire developed world category of line-level workers will not receive headsets nor will there be any software development aimed at them then you have the knowledge workers who a) dont want to mess up their hair with a helmet and b) know the ladder climb value in not being a 'helmet class' of knowledge worker office-keanu mnemonic so that leaves the c-suite who a) have people to fix their hair for them and b) are so out of touch by 2026 that they'll not have any daily interaction with people that would risk sniggering while they shoot out crystal reports onto the walls and floor of every surface in cavernous executive floors hololens' leap forward in computing will actually take it back to the original ibm vision for 'a world market for maybe five hololenses'
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:40 |
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Beeftweeter posted:LOADING START "MENU" teh gently caress is this
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 21:07 |
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Captain Foo posted:teh gently caress is this when you open the start app with a hololens on it shotgun blasts you in the face with all of your fart apps
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 21:50 |
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Gazpacho posted:"Analysts at Citigroup see Microsoft Corporation NASDAQ:MSFT, as the primary suitor for the cloud company. The investment bank noted that Microsoft faces direct competition from Salesforce, as they both provide businesses with integrated management software, which helps them manage sales record and other data collection services. By acquiring Salesforce, Microsoft can cement its leading position in the cloud computing business." "analysts" more like Ron the idiot intern in a focus group about poo poo they have no idea what theyre talking about
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 22:24 |
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pretty much anyone can be a gartner analyst if you pay them
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 22:36 |
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Beeftweeter posted:LOADING START "MENU" ur macbook pro looks sick
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 23:26 |
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i work in the tech sector, have an understanding of internal bureaucracies and business, am a fairly 'hip' and 'plugged-in' millennial, and have a degree in literature/writing i would be the best industry analyst somebody hire me
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 23:32 |
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duTrieux. posted:i work in the tech sector, have an understanding of internal bureaucracies and business, am a fairly 'hip' and 'plugged-in' millennial, and have a degree in literature/writing as far as I know it's really just an award for tolerating the culture and crap pay for long enough
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 23:35 |
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qirex posted:as long as you're willing to write reports summarizing analysts dumb ideas 90 hours a week for 5 years then you too can be an analyst eh, you've just tune the markov scripts
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 23:38 |
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duTrieux. posted:i work in the tech sector, have an understanding of internal bureaucracies and business, am a fairly 'hip' and 'plugged-in' millennial, and have a degree in literature/writing
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 23:52 |
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:ur macbook pro looks sick look how thick it is, that's clearly a powerbook
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 23:54 |
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YOSPOS Analyst in Residence
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 23:55 |
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it hurt me a little to type 'i... am... a millennial' up there
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duTrieux. posted:it hurt me a little to type up there
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