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TEAYCHES posted:Bernie will not get 10% of the vote in the primary bernie will win the primary due to vast swathes of republicans and unregistered poor whites voting for the first time to support his no nonsense working class policies
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Under the vegetable posted:bernie will win the primary due to vast swathes of republicans and unregistered poor whites voting for the first time to support his no nonsense working class policies I like your reality and choose to live there
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Under the vegetable posted:the republicans have nominated a transgendered haitian woman with one leg and cerebral palsy, we're finished Her headmate is running for VP. Vote Mary Dabrezil\Goku Bandicoot in 2016
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Apr 30, 2015 21:23
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InterFaced posted:I think you're forgetting all the people who are really enthusiastic about Hillary Clinton because...? .... she has a vagina? I wonder how many democratic vagina havers would vote for iCarly if Bernie won the primary.
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Under the vegetable posted:bernie will win the primary due to vast swathes of republicans and unregistered poor whites voting for the first time to support his no nonsense working class policies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-G2J3RzURA
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TEAYCHES posted:Bernie will not get 10% of the vote in the primary
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Bernie Sand0rz 4 teh prez! No but for real I've been hoping he would run for a long time and now seems like as good a time as any. Gave that nigga :tenbux: hope he don't spend it on adult diapers
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wheres the bernie sanders blimp
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closeted republican posted:wheres the bernie sanders blimp blermpie sanders
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even if he doesn't win if enough people vote for him maybe it can be the start of a third party long shot obv but it wouldn't be the first time in US history
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Why is someone riding a pennyfarthing bicycle at a steel mill at 2:35?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Why is someone riding a pennyfarthing bicycle at a steel mill at 2:35? god drat hipsters
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I saw Bernie beat a man to death for no discernible reason at a UFC gym with a 120kg kettlebell.
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I saw him eat a 120 kg kettlebell. Also I heard he can crush a 2" solid crystal sphere (or orb) with his perineum.
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I would just settle for republicans crossing over in the primaries to keep Hillary from running. Let's trick them into thinking that is a good idea.
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Bernie Sanders has an extra toe that excretes tiny sapphires that can be sold for use in scientific and industrial applications
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i dont think this thread is going to get 200 pages by sunday
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Bernie's gonna personally give me a union job and a foot massage.
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Piss On Those Uppity Southerners
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Bernie Sanders is not an appropriate replacement for the comedy of Joe Biden who is pretty clearly not running at this point For comedy Sarah Palin is our only hope
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Oh man, almost to 10.
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mdm posted:Bernie Sanders is not an appropriate replacement for the comedy of Joe Biden who is pretty clearly not running at this point nah man, I bet SNL has probably got dudes in the lab right now, figuring this poo poo out
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Poop On Those Ugandan Students
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Otto von Ruthless posted:i dont think this thread is going to get 200 pages by sunday Not at the rate you're posting!
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Zev posted:Not at the rate you're posting! 
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Under the vegetable posted:Bernie's gonna personally give me a union job and a foot massage. 
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The sheer number of idiots who r ready4hildawg makes me think this is a pipe dream 
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I haven't voted for president since I turned 18 it has been a shitshow since. I think I am on board w/ Bernie though. Does he have merch out yet?
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People Over Thirty Urinate STDs
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-Misfit- posted:The sheer number of idiots who r ready4hildawg makes me think this is a pipe dream But dat
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He's so clearly and extremely the man
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Hillary Clinton's platform was the same as John McCain's in '08. Nobody seemed to notice, though.
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I think it will surprise Bernie as much as anyone else if he gets the nod. He'll all go up to the podium to give his acceptance speech, all sweating & flustered, because all he has is a cocktail napkin that he wrote "godammit" on and underlined three times, and a drawing of planet earth that he made with the ring from where the glass left an indentation.
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