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Sanders/Nader 2016

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

rezatahs posted:

ugh bernie(and my gay state) made me register as a democrat for the first time ever

:mad:

way to live in a gay state that makes you register for political parties to vote in primaries

Minnesota the best state advertisement

We're also the state where voting requirements is pretty much the easiest

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Raskolnikov38 posted:

im very confused on how/why the UC system is allowed to donate to politicians let alone anybody

they aren't. the site is opensecrets and it records donations by the person's listed employer. that's why goldman sachs might be a top contributor to both mitt romney and barack obama - the employees themselves split on who they were donating to.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

BER

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

NIE

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

SO

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
I looked at the issue page on his website, saw that the first item is a call to spend $1 trillion on infrastructure over five years and got an erection. Bernie Sanders all the way.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Full democratic socialism now

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnEAH5wCzo

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Would totes sticky this thread if it won this week.

jarofpiss posted:

gently caress it. This matters.




:chanpop::captainpop::vince:

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
I'm broke as hell, but the first little bit of my paycheck this morning went to Bernie.

Let's do this. :getin:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

http://www.ontheissues.org/senate/bernie_sanders.htm

hes like paragon commander shepherd

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

booya!!! Sanders for President!!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Slipknot Hoagie posted:

If Bernie Sanders is elected president of the united states, i will quit posting on something awful forever. :toxx:

mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

mdm posted:

way to live in a gay state that makes you register for political parties to vote in primaries

Minnesota the best state advertisement

We're also the state where voting requirements is pretty much the easiest

my former gay state (the land of 3,000,000+ lakes) is set up the same way as the land of much less lakes

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
:toxx: I'll donate 69 cents per page up to $172.50, and I'll round up to $173 'cause I'm just that kind of guy.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Juice Box Hero posted:

:toxx: I'll donate 69 cents per page up to $172.50, and I'll round up to $173 'cause I'm just that kind of guy.

We need a :grassroots:

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
op please put my hillary clinton donation on the first page so people know they can contribute to our first woman president just by posting in this thread

Bharatrocity
Oct 20, 2005

One day son, all I own will still belong to the state

bern motherfucker bern

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Concerned Citizen posted:

op please put my hillary clinton donation on the first page so people know they can contribute to our first woman president just by posting in this thread

Toxx yourself and I will.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I think we've all been there, jobless with nothing but a constituency, a stack of legislation, a van, an American flag, and a goddamn dream.

Or at least that was my initial impression. Since the campaign started, the guy has actually built his policy plan (look at the updates!), done some polling, set up his entire supply chain, and he appears to have his budget planned very well, albeit with the help of “The Communist Manifesto”. He's got a dream, man, and none of us and not even the devil himself is going to be able to stop him. Unlike a lot of crappy elections, I believe this is going to happen with or without our funding. This guy is Forrest Gump and his shrimping boat/presidential campaign might as well be built right next to the Field of Dreams. I don't mean to imply that he's an idiot, but that I admire his blind confidence and democratic faith.

I come from Hipsterville where we vote ironically, as a joke, so that other people can look at us and say "Haha. That's hilarious. Let me take an Instagram of that. Imagine if you voted and actually liked it.” So this campaign touches me in ways both mystical and nostalgic. It makes me yearn for the days when I could eat bad food unironically and wear plaid because it's warm and because lumberjacks are cool, not because I'm trying to convey some dumb hidden message. Every time you donate to Bernie, you get to become a kid again for two minutes.

The promises are hilarious, but I genuinely hate it when people get flak for "trying too hard." We badly need more people who try too hard. It's the most foolish insult to say, "I dislike you because I dislike effort." We are a generation of people who were told their entire lives by nurturing, caring, hippie parents they we are all geniuses. Every boy a wonderboy. Every child above average. But rare is a parent who doesn't care about test scores and IQs, but instead praises their kid only for trying and failing. Effort, man. Effort. That matters so much more than innate intelligence, than knowledge, than wit. You should try to do new things even when (hell, especially when) you think you will fail. This man is trying hard, with all his might, for an aspiration that isn't even lofty. It's humble man wanting for a reachable goal involving the most horrible job in the biggest city that isn’t in a state.

Yeah, I'll be damned if I'm going to dislike a guy for trying too hard. It's apparent that he has turned to crowdfunding only because he has already put every spare dollar he owns into this election. I might not believe in the superior ideas of Bernie’s platform, but I want to believe in them. And I would eat one.

Another thing is that this appears to be a very small country where the median household income is 20 grand and the most prominent restaurant is a Subway. A president, of all things, could affect real change there. It's a good story: The unfeeling internet hordes pulling together to fund a presidential campaign in Burlington, Vermont. That is something I want to be part of. “Bernie “Sanders is a name worthy of headlines. I want confused journalists to try to figure out what the gently caress happened, why it happened, and how they can possibly convey the idea of crowdfunding to their readers. It'll be like when CNN tries to explain memes. At the very least, this has the potential to make an entire country wonder about Something Awful. Someday, I would like to drive to The White House, eat a hotdog, and think of goons.

To finally answer your question about our motivations, it's definitely the third option. We are good and bad meats processed together and extruded as 6 foot tall tubes, both cynical and kind, complicated and salty. Goons are actual hotdogs. I pledged $25 for both entertainment and charity. If this works and there's a hungry Alabama goon who wants my socialism, they can have it. Just please take pictures so it's like a child sponsorship charity, only for elections instead of impoverished children. If the Kickstarter fails, then I will have paid nothing and told a guy that I admire his efforts and his gumption.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
I'm a single issue voter. My issue is afab genitalia.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Raskolnikov38 posted:

im very confused on how/why the UC system is allowed to donate to politicians let alone anybody

those are individual contributions from people who work for UC (a lot of lieberals), notice that the institution didn't give any money itself through a pac

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Zev posted:

Toxx yourself and I will.

:toxx: if i'm lyin i'm dyin

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

is bernie sanders pro or anti male circumcision?

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Juice Box Hero posted:

:toxx: I'll donate 69 cents per page up to $172.50, and I'll round up to $173 'cause I'm just that kind of guy.

is bernie sanders 2016 shaping up to be the next doobie?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Wait, what was that about Israel??????

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Concerned Citizen posted:

:toxx: if i'm lyin i'm dyin

so do you have any interest in policy or legislation or is this strictly a genitalia thing

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jagchosis posted:

is bernie sanders 2016 shaping up to be the next doobie?

i believe that we too can sentence an elderly vermont man to making bad hot dogs in central alabama

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I'm already signed up with the campaign to knock on doors in Des Moines.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Wait, what was that about Israel??????

He didn't vote as the sole dissenting voice in a senate resolution so single-issue "socialists" are condemning him even though he's the candidate most vocally critical of Israel.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i believe that we too can sentence an elderly vermont man to making bad hot dogs in central alabama

a more likely outcome to Bernie Sander's presidential hopes than we might be willing to accept.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Jagchosis posted:

is bernie sanders 2016 shaping up to be the next doobie?

Get off of the ground, just barely, then flounder to failure? Nah, goon projects always work.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Manifest posted:

I think we've all been there, jobless with nothing but a constituency, a stack of legislation, a van, an American flag, and a goddamn dream.

Or at least that was my initial impression. Since the campaign started, the guy has actually built his policy plan (look at the updates!), done some polling, set up his entire supply chain, and he appears to have his budget planned very well, albeit with the help of “The Communist Manifesto”. He's got a dream, man, and none of us and not even the devil himself is going to be able to stop him. Unlike a lot of crappy elections, I believe this is going to happen with or without our funding. This guy is Forrest Gump and his shrimping boat/presidential campaign might as well be built right next to the Field of Dreams. I don't mean to imply that he's an idiot, but that I admire his blind confidence and democratic faith.

I come from Hipsterville where we vote ironically, as a joke, so that other people can look at us and say "Haha. That's hilarious. Let me take an Instagram of that. Imagine if you voted and actually liked it.” So this campaign touches me in ways both mystical and nostalgic. It makes me yearn for the days when I could eat bad food unironically and wear plaid because it's warm and because lumberjacks are cool, not because I'm trying to convey some dumb hidden message. Every time you donate to Bernie, you get to become a kid again for two minutes.

The promises are hilarious, but I genuinely hate it when people get flak for "trying too hard." We badly need more people who try too hard. It's the most foolish insult to say, "I dislike you because I dislike effort." We are a generation of people who were told their entire lives by nurturing, caring, hippie parents they we are all geniuses. Every boy a wonderboy. Every child above average. But rare is a parent who doesn't care about test scores and IQs, but instead praises their kid only for trying and failing. Effort, man. Effort. That matters so much more than innate intelligence, than knowledge, than wit. You should try to do new things even when (hell, especially when) you think you will fail. This man is trying hard, with all his might, for an aspiration that isn't even lofty. It's humble man wanting for a reachable goal involving the most horrible job in the biggest city that isn’t in a state.

Yeah, I'll be damned if I'm going to dislike a guy for trying too hard. It's apparent that he has turned to crowdfunding only because he has already put every spare dollar he owns into this election. I might not believe in the superior ideas of Bernie’s platform, but I want to believe in them. And I would eat one.

Another thing is that this appears to be a very small country where the median household income is 20 grand and the most prominent restaurant is a Subway. A president, of all things, could affect real change there. It's a good story: The unfeeling internet hordes pulling together to fund a presidential campaign in Burlington, Vermont. That is something I want to be part of. “Bernie “Sanders is a name worthy of headlines. I want confused journalists to try to figure out what the gently caress happened, why it happened, and how they can possibly convey the idea of crowdfunding to their readers. It'll be like when CNN tries to explain memes. At the very least, this has the potential to make an entire country wonder about Something Awful. Someday, I would like to drive to The White House, eat a hotdog, and think of goons.

To finally answer your question about our motivations, it's definitely the third option. We are good and bad meats processed together and extruded as 6 foot tall tubes, both cynical and kind, complicated and salty. Goons are actual hotdogs. I pledged $25 for both entertainment and charity. If this works and there's a hungry Alabama goon who wants my socialism, they can have it. Just please take pictures so it's like a child sponsorship charity, only for elections instead of impoverished children. If the Kickstarter fails, then I will have paid nothing and told a guy that I admire his efforts and his gumption.

Yes yes yes. I can't tell if anything is real on the internet anymore but I unironically agree with this post.

And if we're posting union folk songs for Bernie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUifliF0rBU

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



im gonna donate as soon as i get paid a paycheck from my just-above-minimum-wage job. never donated to a political campaign before but i have a major chubber for sanders

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Under the vegetable posted:

so do you have any interest in policy or legislation or is this strictly a genitalia thing

i have a lot of interest in policy and legislation. i also really like bernie sanders. however, bernie sanders will not be president of the united states. posters may safely post in this thread knowing that their posting contribution to bernie will not come at the expense of our historic next president, hillary clinton.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I like his stance on Israel.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
is sanders or anyone else going to make it so felons are guaranteed the right to vote

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic

:911:

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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I'm poor and unemployed so I can't donate, but hopefully Bernie will get me a nice union job when he gets elected.

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