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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Sexual Aluminum posted:

but but but Socialism!

-every resident of every flyover state

Yeah but they'll do that no matter what

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Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp
guys guys lets moneybomb bernie it worked for ron paul

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
this dude is so fuckin old my god

i presume you guys want someone who might actually survive until 2016 right

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
By the way I donated money but refuse to donate even one minute of my time, making me the perfedt liberal, god bless America.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i hope when Bern. becomes president he makes being white illegal

this but unironically

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
on the first dem. debate the drinking game will be every time he does the grandpa lip licking move

"HOPE *licks lips* CHANGE"

*kids in seattle dance in the streets*

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

this dude is so fuckin old my god

i presume you guys want someone who might actually survive until 2016 right

You're right, let's donate to the other candidate who has been fighting for he little guy his whole life!

Wait...

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

If you add together the actually Socialist and ironically Socialist voters in America, I have to think that's easily 50% of them.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Of the top of my head I can't think of any other members of congress who aren't giant piles of poo poo. Vote Bernie!

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

this dude is so fuckin old my god

i presume you guys want someone who might actually survive until 2016 right

Yeah you're right policy and legislation are the least important reasons to vote for somebody. I mean look at Bernie's hair! God!

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

this dude is so fuckin old my god

i presume you guys want someone who might actually survive until 2016 right

McCain was too old as well

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Let's ignore that Bernie has been saying the same poo poo for the last couple decades and is the most consistent and honest politician maybe in the country. Ick old. Oh no white man. Penis.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Under the vegetable posted:

Yeah you're right policy and legislation are the least important reasons to vote for somebody. I mean look at Bernie's hair! God!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/bernie-sanders-has-the-best-hair-in-congress#.olb3ezAx6

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

this dude is so fuckin old my god

i presume you guys want someone who might actually survive until 2016 right

I'm cool with Vice President Sarkeesian

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Under the vegetable posted:

Let's ignore that Bernie has been saying the same poo poo for the last couple decades and is the most consistent and honest politician maybe in the country. Ick old. Oh no white man. Penis.

Normally I'd say don't vote for old white men, but Bernie is legit

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
this dude is like the perfect candidate for the internet

"everyone should have money"

"everyone should have justice"

"everything should be good"

"everyone should take care of earth"

*steps over homeless guy* *enters starbucks*

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

Normally I'd say don't vote for old white men, but Bernie is legit

WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE DEVIL (except when i agree w/ em)

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

PupsOfWar posted:

I'm cool with Vice President Sarkeesian

wtf is this poo poo

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Keep this thread going and maybe I'll have Pho for lunch!

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I believe in you, Bernie Mac

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE DEVIL (except when i agree w/ em)

Jews aren't white, they are Jews.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


He's not gonna win but I'm pumped he's in

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

this dude is like the perfect candidate for the internet

"everyone should have money"

"everyone should have justice"

"everything should be good"

"everyone should take care of earth"

*steps over homeless guy* *enters starbucks*

4chan.org/pol/

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
``we need to be more like sweden!!"

aka a country full of white people with massive immigration problems and growing racial intolerance

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

LionYeti posted:

He's not gonna win but I'm pumped he's in

Campaign slogan of the year here

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I'm a one issue voter, what is this man's position on space exploration?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Zeitgueist posted:

guys guys lets moneybomb bernie it worked for ron paul

deliver a pizza to bernie's house imo

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
which one of the losers is this loser

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

EngineerSean posted:

I'm a one issue voter, what is this man's position on space exploration?

"space is cool and everyone should be able to go to space"

CHANGE IS COMIN'

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

EngineerSean posted:

I'm a one issue voter, what is this man's position on space exploration?

more weed

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
where does he stand

on goku

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

"everyone should have justice"

gently caress a functioning legal system :lol:

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
that's right, pile those shitposts on

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

UV_Catastrophe posted:

that's right, pile those shitposts on

i mean if you throw enough out there a few will stick

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cismales is it true that you are on the autistic spectrum

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
It's a shame that guy who was posting a picture of poo poo in every thread got probated for a few days

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Literally The Worst posted:

where does he stand

on goku

goku is an instrument of the patriarchy

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

TEAYCHES posted:

cismales is it true that you are on the autistic spectrum

im actually *big reveal* BERNIE SANDERS

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

TEAYCHES posted:

cismales is it true that you are on the autistic spectrum

why even ask when the answer is obvious?

are you trying to trigger him?!

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