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Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Haha, nice one Punchy
I'm super conservative IRL and hate hillary (of course) but no doubt she'd let us hate gently caress her in the mouth and dereg wall street some more but we'd still call her a whore for supporting some equality program bullshit

tl;dr gently caress bernie sandards

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Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Oceanlife posted:

I'm super conservative IRL and hate hillary (of course) but no doubt she'd let us hate gently caress her in the mouth and dereg wall street some more but we'd still call her a whore for supporting some equality program bullshit

tl;dr gently caress bernie sandards

You sound troubled

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Oceanlife posted:

I'm super conservative IRL and hate hillary (of course) but no doubt she'd let us hate gently caress her in the mouth and dereg wall street some more but we'd still call her a whore for supporting some equality program bullshit

tl;dr gently caress bernie sandards

WHat's it like being extremely gay, but not in the good way?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

President Taft went on to join the Supreme Court. I hope that is the route that Bill Clinton's career will take!

fitting for a former Constitutional law professor

The ultimate Constitutional law professor

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Oceanlife posted:

I'm super conservative IRL and hate hillary (of course) but no doubt she'd let us hate gently caress her in the mouth and dereg wall street some more but we'd still call her a whore for supporting some equality program bullshit

tl;dr gently caress bernie sandards

vote rand paul

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Haha, nice one Punchy

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

You sound troubled

call me when your party doesn't sell you out and let me know how that feels

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

big bern has that big ern mccracken hair

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug



:vince:

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
some men just want to watch the world bern

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I was always afraid of shitposting since I loved old GBS, but this new model of shitposting for charity is making it much easier for me to transition.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

"You want to know how I got these scars? My workplace didn't comply with OSHA regulations and, like millions of Americans, I couldn't afford healthcare."

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
It is nice to support one of the few Democrats in Washington who is actually left leaning. Sadly, I don't think he'll ever win the presidency, but hey, gotta try.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Male Tears posted:

I was always afraid of shitposting since I loved old GBS, but this new model of shitposting for charity is making it much easier for me to transition.

whoa

you and me both comrade

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

What is there to say about Bernie that hasn't already been said in this thread?

I guess we'll find out in the following posts!

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Bernie:patriot:Sanders:patriot:2016:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

bet hes got a big ole dick and i think we will be seeing it pretty soon

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Master Twig posted:

It is nice to support one of the few Democrats in Washington who is actually left leaning. Sadly, I don't think he'll ever win the presidency, but hey, gotta try.

Well, he's not a Democrat either....he just caucuses and, uh, runs for president with them.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

SorePotato posted:

bet hes got a big ole dick and i think we will be seeing it pretty soon

lol if you think bernie hasn't sent a dick pic to virtually every intern in washington

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

President Taft went on to join the Supreme Court. I hope that is the route that Bill Clinton's career will take!

Supreme Court Justice Obama. I want that man to troll from the bench for the rest of his life.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I just watched some cspan interview wih Bernie sanders and he's a old guy with ideas I agree with, is very articulate about them and states his opinions clearly without going into petty bullshit.

I will vote for this guy.

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:
Oh hey, it is bizzaro Ron Paul.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Do it Sanders

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

2016: The election decided by Something Awful dot com


That will be the title of this chapter in the history e-books

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Chapter 8: cuck

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Oceanlife posted:

I'm super conservative IRL and hate hillary (of course) but no doubt she'd let us hate gently caress her in the mouth and dereg wall street some more but we'd still call her a whore for supporting some equality program bullshit

tl;dr gently caress bernie sandards

kill yourself, but vote Bernie first.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.


remind me again why loving anyone actually supports hillary

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Fergus Mac Roich posted:

some men just want to watch the world bern

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Soup du Jour posted:

remind me again why loving anyone actually supports hillary

Her last name is Clinton, has a vagina.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I am going to vote for Sanders with a fervor that I haven't had for a candidate before but is there any way in hell he is getting past the primaries? I feel like Hillary might be somewhat damaged because of the emails and the donations issues and I wonder if there is more scandal to come wouldn't republicans want to expose it during the primaries as Sanders seems like a softer candidate in the general?

I noticed something the other day about Hillary and that is that a looooot of people I know will never vote for her. They are almost all to the left. She seems pretty polarizing even within her own party but I haven't looked at polls and actual data so I really have no idea.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Bern America

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Demonachizer posted:

I am going to vote for Sanders with a fervor that I haven't had for a candidate before but is there any way in hell he is getting past the primaries? I feel like Hillary might be somewhat damaged because of the emails and the donations issues and I wonder if there is more scandal to come wouldn't republicans want to expose it during the primaries as Sanders seems like a softer candidate in the general?

I noticed something the other day about Hillary and that is that a looooot of people I know will never vote for her. They are almost all to the left. She seems pretty polarizing even within her own party but I haven't looked at polls and actual data so I really have no idea.

from a PPP poll in Iowa:

quote:

On the Democratic side Hillary Clinton has one of her weaker recent polling performances, getting 45% to 23% for Elizabeth Warren, 12% for Bernie Sanders, 7% for Joe Biden, 3% for Martin O'Malley, and 1% each for Lincoln Chafee and Jim Webb.
assuming a good chunk of those warren people go to Sanders over Clinton since she's probably not running, Sanders could actually be competitive in the first primary state and build up real momentum.

or he could get 5% of the vote and pull out after new hampshire. at least hes trying

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
As someone who lived in RI for a time, I'm loving stunned Lincoln Chafee thinks he belongs anywhere near the white house.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Demonachizer posted:

I am going to vote for Sanders with a fervor that I haven't had for a candidate before but is there any way in hell he is getting past the primaries? I feel like Hillary might be somewhat damaged because of the emails and the donations issues and I wonder if there is more scandal to come wouldn't republicans want to expose it during the primaries as Sanders seems like a softer candidate in the general?

I noticed something the other day about Hillary and that is that a looooot of people I know will never vote for her. They are almost all to the left. She seems pretty polarizing even within her own party but I haven't looked at polls and actual data so I really have no idea.

Whether Bernie has any chance at all to get past the primaries depends very, very heavily on him getting people who don't normally care about politics to pay attention. His entry into the race has created a bigger buzz than I was anticipating, which is a decent start, but more people have to pay attention and, more importantly, vote in the primaries (I know nobody IRL who has ever done this one single time).

It will also depend on if he gets air time in debates. There is zero doubt in my mine that he can roundly school Hillary in a debate, and she showed back in '08 that she cannot handle someone out-debating her at all. I've never in my life seen a candidate implode to the degree Hillary did, which itself is another point against her.

Realistically, however, I doubt he will. He needs everything to align perfectly to win the primary, and the odds are stacked against him. And I have my doubts that the Democrats are going to really put any sort of weight behind him whatsoever. And even in the miraculous chance that he does win the primaries, he'd probably have an even harder time in the presidential election.

All of that being said, I am voting for him in the primary election and hold a faint glimmer of hope that maybe he actually somehow does it.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
how do people not immediately vote for this guy that's so weird

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

how do people not immediately vote for this guy that's so weird

this

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Once tovarish Sanders is presdemp how we gonna deal with the corn kulaks

inquiring minds must know

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Once tovarish Sanders is presdemp how we gonna deal with the corn kulaks

inquiring minds must know

Straight to the maple-syrup production gulag, vote bernie sanders 2016

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Fergus Mac Roich posted:

how do people not immediately vote for this guy that's so weird

because americans still react to the word 'socialism' like it's 1955

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
guys AmeriKKKa is almost a monarchy, hth

it's clinton II, bush III, or rich noble lazy bum XXVI

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


blowfish posted:

guys AmeriKKKa is almost a monarchy, hth

it's clinton II, bush III, or rich noble lazy bum XXVI

they will meet revolutionary justice

Bush VI, Obama III, people's court sentence you to Anime Mines for thiirty years

you must mine more animes for the people

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Democrats will turn out and hold their nose and vote Hillary just like republicans will do the same for Jeb. Republicans will lose because they will do terrible than normal among women voters, and that'll be the difference.

Bernie doesn't have a shot in hell of getting the nomination, but moving Hillary to the left and having her adopt some populist positions is all he's really looking for.

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