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Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

I don't understand this "moves hillary to the left" thing. B Sand existing will change how Hil operates for the next 4-8 years?

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Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Democrats will turn out and hold their nose and vote Hillary just like republicans will do the same for Jeb. Republicans will lose because they will do terrible than normal among women voters, and that'll be the difference.

Bernie doesn't have a shot in hell of getting the nomination, but moving Hillary to the left and having her adopt some populist positions is all he's really looking for.

Nonsense. Bernie will win, we will bask in the nation we always wished for and spoke of but never thought we could achieve, and there will be another baby boom as millenials finally feel like they can count on something beyond the next paycheck.

We will have rad as gently caress scifi infrastructure repairs, we will go to space, and we will go to the doctor when we are sick, and not just when we are dying.

An old, angry man will lead us, and we will donate to kickstarter when he needs a robot body.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Probably not, but if he does well enough in the primaries she can act like she's adopting some of the more progressive ideas during the election and then completely forget about them when she's president.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
secretary of state bernie sanders? secretary of something bernie sanders? cabinet member? guy who bursts through the oval office door like kramer every now and then? anything?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Hillary Clinton is too bossy to move to the left because of Bernie

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Animal-Mother posted:

secretary of state bernie sanders? secretary of something bernie sanders? cabinet member? guy who bursts through the oval office door like kramer every now and then? anything?

Secretary of the Communist Party USA

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

President - Bernie Sanders
Vice President - Jaden Smith



GAME OVER BERNIE WINS AND IS ALLOWED TO RULE TIL HE DIES

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
I honestly didn't think he'd end up running. Luckily I just got a job, so given another month or so I'll be able to contribute to his campaign financially.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
You gently caress them up Bernie.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

"Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders, and I want you to buy your electronic sanders from my company, Bern E-Sanders"

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Who has a bigger dick, bernie, hillary, or magic Johnson?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Lol Clinton vs Bush 2016: There Literally Isn't A Difference

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Savings Coupon posted:

Who has a bigger dick, bernie, hillary, or magic Johnson?

Bernie's penis is eight hundred miles long and two hundred and ten miles in diameter, but practically all of it is in the fourth dimension.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

RanchoRube posted:

I don't understand this "moves hillary to the left" thing. B Sand existing will change how Hil operates for the next 4-8 years?

He'll bring up poo poo in the primary, and she'll have to at least address it, maybe incorporate it into her platform, campaign on it, and then...I guess eventually forget it wasn't her idea originally, and actually do it?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Carrasco posted:

He'll bring up poo poo in the primary, and she'll have to at least address it, maybe incorporate it into her platform, campaign on it, and then...I guess eventually forget it wasn't her idea originally, and actually do it?

Hahahahhahaha

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

bernie sanders never panders

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Vote
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Bernie
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Sanders
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:2016

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
i got a bernie sensation

KuroMayuri
Sep 4, 2014

I hate perfection.
To be perfect is to be unable to improve any further.
I too support Bernie Sanders as the Turd Sandwich candidate.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
What's good for the US? Bernie Sanders!

:patriot:
Vote
:patriot:
4
:patriot:
Bernie
:patriot:
Sanders
:patriot:
2016
:rznv:

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
May loving day and I have an honest to god democratic socialist to vote for in the primary. Only thing that could be better is if full communism landed right in my lap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3PqwgetDBQ

Rodnik fucked around with this message at 10:08 on May 1, 2015

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Gonna dream of a commie revolution when I sleep tonight

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
How can you possibly give a gently caress about voting at this point

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Robo Reagan posted:

How can you possibly give a gently caress about voting at this point

on display here is the exact attitude that people need to drop if we are ever to get a president worth a hot poo poo

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


full communism now

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cubey posted:

on display here is the exact attitude that people need to drop if we are ever to get a president worth a hot poo poo

Call me when the electoral college is disbanded and gerrymandering is gone

Barracuda Bang!
Oct 21, 2008

The first rule of No Avatar Club is: you do not talk about No Avatar Club. The second rule of No Avatar Club is: you DO NOT talk about No Avatar Club
Grimey Drawer
how do I shitpost

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Robo Reagan posted:

gerrymandering

please dont use racial slurs for the Hun itt

mastervj
Feb 25, 2011
As a true Euro-Commie, I can certificate that Bernie Sanders is a for reals lefty person.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
I've raised $0.46 for ol' Bernie "Hard Bod GTL" Sanders just by poo poo posting in this thread, what a country!

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Matey posted:

bernie sanders never panders

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Vote
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Bernie
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Sanders
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:2016


Matey posted:

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
What's good for the US? Bernie Sanders!

:patriot:
Vote
:patriot:
4
:patriot:
Bernie
:patriot:
Sanders
:patriot:
2016
:rznv:

both pretty nice, i like it

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
too late to say eat the rich?

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Good posts over the night. Hope we can get to 30 by lunch time!

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Lee Harvey Oswald posted:

too late to say eat the rich?

Put the bite on the son of a bitch!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Good morning thread. If you haven't already maxed out every credit card you have with cash advances and given it all to his campaign I don't even know what to say. :patriot:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Savings Coupon posted:

I've raised $0.46 for ol' Bernie "Hard Bod GTL" Sanders just by poo poo posting in this thread, what a cuntry!

fixed that for you

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Lee Harvey Oswald posted:

too late to say eat the rich?

Every time you do, Bernie gets a dime.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Greetings to my proletarian brothers in the USA

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I heart Bernie

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I want Bernie to win. But, realistically, is there any way?

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




I'ma vote for Bernie since Hillary is hella shifty and I'm sure her supporters are gonna guilt-trip people with "if you don't vote for Hillary you're sexist" shtick.

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