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Broken Loose
Dec 25, 2002

PROGRAM
A > - - -
LR > > - -
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Lichtenstein posted:

Ah, that's some vintage BG thread right here.

nah, i used to capitalize and stuff

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PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
the more you talk about a subject, the less you care about it. that's how it works, right?

anyway, i just found out that wizard academy is going to be a thing this year; am i allowed to be excited for that?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Oh hey a bunch of posts in the BG thread I wonder wha-

:yikes:

Single Tight Female
Jan 17, 2008

The End posted:

So, seeing as Hasbro's going to be doing all the Dominion printings (or at least a bunch of it) from here on out, I decided to take the plunge and grab the last two expansions I needed in their glorious German printed form from my flgs. Adventures had just showed up, so I said gently caress it and grabbed it too. It's a US printing. No miscuts or anything egregious, but I can confirm that in the process of unwrapping and sorting all the cards from Adventures and two German printed expansions, it instantly confirmed for me the difference in card stock. It is true, the US printed cards are thinner (and the box insert is shittier, bizarrely) - you can see it in how they bend and just holding ten cards, you can instantly feel the difference in weight. It's not different enough to make them weird to shuffle, but it's different enough that some people are going to get their nose out of joint.

I got in late and bought a Hasbro copy of the base game, and when doing a bad pickup somebody bent a Village card. Now all the cards are sleeved and you don't notice them when playing (we've mixed original print run Seaside with Hasbro base game and it's fine) but the fact a card can be completely bent very easily is worrying. The Reddit comment about blind tests is almost definitely because they were looking for it, but it is a problem.

If finding original print runs of the base game or Intrigue are not a possibility, like someone is just shopping online or whatever, then they could always get the Base Cards and post-Intrigue expansions, but then you do have to deal with increased complexity from the go. Also get an early start on sleeves and storage, because the inserts are hilariously garbage.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Durendal posted:

Eh, I prefer Standard BG thread. A lot less broken posters in that format.

This is a work of art.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



PubicMice posted:

the more you talk about a subject, the less you care about it. that's how it works, right?

anyway, i just found out that wizard academy is going to be a thing this year; am i allowed to be excited for that?

Which titty miniature are you most excited to jack off to? Your answer will help me refine my recommendations.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Lord Frisk posted:

Which titty miniature are you most excited to jack off to? Your answer will help me refine my recommendations.

the treeman

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Post a picture of it, I don't know what you're talking about

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Oh my sweet baby Vlaada, there actually is a live specimen here on these very forums who is excited for Kingdom Death.

EvilChameleon
Nov 20, 2003

In my infinite money,
the jimmies rustle softly.

What's the deal with this? Does the FREE SHIPPING include Canada? If so, I need to get in on this.

Edit: Yup, 20bux for 10 bags. Was hard to get just 10 (because there wasn't 20 I wanted) but thanks for this.

EvilChameleon fucked around with this message at 15:24 on May 1, 2015

bobvonunheil
Mar 18, 2007

Board games and tea

Scyther posted:

Oh my sweet baby Vlaada, there actually is a live specimen here on these very forums who is excited for Kingdom Death.

He's talking about Wizard's Academy, not Kingdom Death.

I don't know anything about Wizard's Academy personally but it doesn't look like Kingdom Death at all.

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

bobvonunheil posted:

He's talking about Wizard's Academy, not Kingdom Death.

I don't know anything about Wizard's Academy personally but it doesn't look like Kingdom Death at all.

If you read back a bit, you'll find he's excited for both.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Just throwing it out there: Mage knight has minis and is an excellent solo game.

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

MK's minis are pre-painted though.

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
I'm not an expert, but those Wizard Academy minis looks pretty inoffensive to me.

The Kingdom Death ones are hilariously offensive though.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

To play a good game with minis:

-Buy a model A-10
-Buy A Distant Plain
-When ever the Coalition airstrikes just wave the plane over the board and make zooming noises

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Re-paint them! Or buy GW-minis as replacements I guess? You could probably make a few new characters by changing cards around and/or mixing skills, and who's to say one couldn't be a skeleton wizard?

Edit: Also Tash Kalar with minis would be cool I think

EBag
May 18, 2006

T-Bone posted:

I think I'm a sucker for games that have a bunch of mechanics (in this case: drafting, area control, tile placement, and simultaneous action selection) that manage to support each other nicely.

You might like Bruxelles 1893. It's a fairly standard worker placement at first glance, but with each worker you're also bidding on bonuses as well as area control on the board for points. With the bonuses you can actually modify what you score points for at the end of the game, or use them for an immediate bonus. On top of this, you can build buildings directly onto the action board which gives you a lesser version of that action when players use it. It also has really cool dynamic markets for selling art and building materials. Surprisingly all these different mechanics blend together amazingly well. If you don't mind a slightly abstracted point salad, it's a very solid game.

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Tash Kalar with minis would be pointless, cluttered, and hard to spot patterns. The tokens are infinitely more functional.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Scyther posted:

MK's minis are pre-painted though.

Talisman comes with a wide variety of unpainted minis. PubicMice you should pick up Talisman, it's a great game and I think it would be right up your alley! :getin:

They are really nice and people paint them:

djfooboo
Oct 16, 2004




Just buy Reaper Bones if you want to paint minis. They are cheap as hell and don't need primer if you wash them.

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
I believe he was talking about assembling minis, unless I completely misread/misunderstood his post.

Basically any Soda Pop Minitures game would work. Warning: they're not great games.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Actually could you finagle Thunderbolt Apache Leader to have models?

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



StashAugustine posted:

Actually could you finagle Thunderbolt Apache Leader to have models?

I'd play that

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

EBag posted:

You might like Bruxelles 1893. It's a fairly standard worker placement at first glance, but with each worker you're also bidding on bonuses as well as area control on the board for points. With the bonuses you can actually modify what you score points for at the end of the game, or use them for an immediate bonus. On top of this, you can build buildings directly onto the action board which gives you a lesser version of that action when players use it. It also has really cool dynamic markets for selling art and building materials. Surprisingly all these different mechanics blend together amazingly well. If you don't mind a slightly abstracted point salad, it's a very solid game.

I've checked this out a bit on BGG and it looks really cool. I believe one of the hosts with a massive collection in my group has it, so I'll have to see if he can teach me it next time he has a meetup. Thanks :)

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

T-Bone posted:

I've checked this out a bit on BGG and it looks really cool. I believe one of the hosts with a massive collection in my group has it, so I'll have to see if he can teach me it next time he has a meetup. Thanks :)

I've played Bruxelles 1893, and it was painful even by the admission of the owner. He had previously only played it asynchronously online at Boite a Jeux, and didn't realise how draggy it is to play face to face in real time.

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
You can always just buy a bunch of minis for mage knight and put enemy discs under them. I'm sure you can find approximate figurines for the actual mage knights.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Jedit posted:

I've played Bruxelles 1893, and it was painful even by the admission of the owner. He had previously only played it asynchronously online at Boite a Jeux, and didn't realise how draggy it is to play face to face in real time.

Weird. Both times I played it went pretty snappily, didn't overstay its welcome, ended a little quickly in the end.

Was there much AP?

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
not that anyone cares, but i'm not interested in kingdom death because the skimpy anime women or whatever, but because it seems like the closest thing to a souls board game out there, thematically if nothing else. if anyone can think of a game that better reflects the feeling of things like the tower of latria, blighttown, or the whole of bloodborne, i'd gladly forget kingdom death exists. the price point is ludicrous, anyway.

i have mage knight, and i think it's super fun (another controversial opinion), but the minis are pretty blatantly repurposed mage knight resurrection figures.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

silvergoose posted:

Weird. Both times I played it went pretty snappily, didn't overstay its welcome, ended a little quickly in the end.

Was there much AP?

No, in fact it was mostly quicker players. It just took a very long time, nearly three hours as I recall.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

PubicMice posted:

not that anyone cares, but i'm not interested in kingdom death because the skimpy anime women

/r/playitfortheplot

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Toshimo posted:

/r/playitforthetheme

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

PubicMice posted:

not that anyone cares, but i'm not interested in kingdom death because the skimpy anime women or whatever, but because it seems like the closest thing to a souls board game out there,

:fuckoff:

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Playing a game strictly for the theme is a good way to open yourself to criticism.

And the theme of the game you're interested in is "anime titty rape monsters."

Gonna reiterate, the theme of the game you're interested in is "anime titty rape monsters."

EBag
May 18, 2006

Jedit posted:

No, in fact it was mostly quicker players. It just took a very long time, nearly three hours as I recall.

How many players was this with? You only have a few workers and it's over in 5 rounds, I don't see how it could take that long. If it was a learning game with 5 I guess it could take that long but I think ~25 minutes per player is pretty accurate. My experience with it has also been that it's relatively fast playing.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Lord Frisk posted:

Playing a game strictly for the theme is a good way to open yourself to criticism.

And the theme of the game you're interested in is "anime titty rape monsters."

Gonna reiterate, the theme of the game you're interested in is "anime titty rape monsters."


PubicMice posted:

if anyone can think of a game that better reflects the feeling of things like the tower of latria, blighttown, or the whole of bloodborne, i'd gladly forget kingdom death exists

i'm sorry that reading is so difficult

Diosamblet
Oct 9, 2004

Me and my shadow
Sodapop stopped making Super Dungeon Explore have "some assembly required" for the expansions, because too many people hate the process.

I find mini prep and assembly to be very relaxing, but SDE had some terrible quality plastic with warped out of position notches (The dragon was a pain in the rear end).

The only other current board game I can think of with minis to "assemble" is Battles of Westeros. This is the most boring kind of assembly though - fitting slotted minis into ill-fitting bases.

If you really want games with fun/challenging miniatures to assemble, you want 28mm skirmish games. There is no getting around it - to feed the need you will wind up collecting miniatures for some tabletop game about magical dudes/dudettes punching each other. Everything else comes preassembled.

Others have mentioned Warmachine/Hordes, but Malifaux is pretty much the perfect game for this. The gameplay is unique, the miniatures varied and weird in excellent quality plastic. The size of lists is very small (usually 5-8 miniatures per side) so cost comes from wanting variety, not necessity. That said, it can be hard to find anyone to play it with outside a major metro, just like any niche game.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Mage Knight is about wandering around a dead fantasy kingdom and killing monsters, with 100% less embarrasing porn

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

PubicMice posted:

i'm sorry that reading is so difficult

Just die already.

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



PubicMice posted:

i'm sorry that reading is so difficult

Your quote doesn't refute my 100% factual statement. You are interested in Kingdom Death. Why is beside the point. You want to own that game. That game's theme is "anime titty rape monsters".

Maybe you should read what I wrote.

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