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Fuzzy Mammal posted:that feel when u company circling the drain 
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May 1, 2015 21:39
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It's also got some neat tricks up its sleeve that will make you think twice about Googling everything. Start typing "56 feet," and you'll instantly see that converted to meters (17.1 m). Start typing 5+6, and you'll get see "11" displayed. Type "how tall is Barack Obama," and Cortana will tell you he's 6 feet 1 inch. Type "define astounding," and you'll see "surprisingly impressive or notable." Kind of like Cortana.
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May 1, 2015 21:51
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Shaggar posted:minecraft runs fine on even low end pcs. all PCs are low-end
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at the date posted:It's also got some neat tricks up its sleeve that will make you think twice about Googling everything. Start typing "56 feet," and you'll instantly see that converted to meters (17.1 m). Start typing 5+6, and you'll get see "11" displayed. Type "how tall is Barack Obama," and Cortana will tell you he's 6 feet 1 inch. Type "define astounding," and you'll see "surprisingly impressive or notable." lmao
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May 1, 2015 22:21
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graph posted::clears throat: IF YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR THE PRODUCT, IT IS YOU WHO IS BEING SOLD i still feel shame for filling out one of those a decade ago to my credit i intentionally spelled my name in another common fashion to check who got the info & i havent seen anything come of it. probbly they merged datasets with some other fuckers & fixed my obfuscation
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May 1, 2015 22:25
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on porting over apps from iOS android and web:
so you make one app work on a billion devices as long as your app is a web view, and mind you i guess it would already work on those billion devices anyway provided they have a web browser
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May 1, 2015 22:37
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May 1, 2015 22:39
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yeah the "turn your website into a windows app" thing is what they did with our site after we ignored their phone calls begging us to release on windows for 2 months they were so desperate for apps they just went ahead and made it, sent us a surface and a bunch of phones and asked our permission to put it up on the windows store all the payments are through our site so we keep 100% of the revenue. ms just really wanted to be able to say they have our "app" on their store.
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May 1, 2015 22:42
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that makes me wanna watch the keynote again and see if it was displayed during a demo of the store
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May 1, 2015 22:50
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THC posted:yeah the "turn your website into a windows app" thing is what they did with our site after we ignored their phone calls begging us to release on windows for 2 months
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May 1, 2015 23:02
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microsoft says they now only have 14% market share, which, they say, is actually an advantage cause it gives them an "underdog" mindset. and also means a lot of cold-calling and pleading. instead of making branded pens and novelty items to hand out at trade fairs though, they made a whole tablet computer to give away like werther's originals
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May 1, 2015 23:11
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share of what sounds way high for mobile but still kinda low for browsers
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May 1, 2015 23:12
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May 1, 2015 23:14
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wow that went faster than i thought
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May 1, 2015 23:14
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also p linear decline that probably follows computer replacements in some market. out with the old xp shitboxes, in with chromebooks or something
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May 1, 2015 23:16
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Snapchat A Titty posted:share of what i think the 14% number is based on all devices in all categories they are in, rolled into one homogeneous species of PC Smart Thing. might even include servers IDK it was part of some slide
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May 1, 2015 23:22
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well that was a brief affair
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May 1, 2015 23:27
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lmfao this looks so bad
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May 1, 2015 23:29
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and, yet, it's an improvement
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May 1, 2015 23:31
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btw i casually mentioned windows 10 at brunch today, and many of my friends agreed that it is a piece of poo poo
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May 1, 2015 23:32
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Metrication posted:lmfao Exolore Windows the folder icons are still the color of concentrated piss and the titlebars look like bad placeholder art The_Franz fucked around with this message at 23:38 on May 1, 2015 |
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May 1, 2015 23:34
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The_Franz posted:Exolore Windows
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May 1, 2015 23:34
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everything about it is so disjointed maybe more than windows 8
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May 1, 2015 23:35
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the text rendering is terrible, better use Windows Feedb to let them know
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May 1, 2015 23:36
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as long as i can disable cortana and web searching and then never hit the start button again
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May 1, 2015 23:36
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Happy_Misanthrope posted:well that was a brief affair Last check didn't clear?
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May 1, 2015 23:37
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Metrication posted:lmfao still can't get over how bad the "computer" icon is like fucks sake at least make the lines parallel if you're doing an isometric thing
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May 1, 2015 23:38
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pseudorandom name posted:and, yet, it's an improvement windows 8.1 update 1 is better than windows 10
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May 1, 2015 23:38
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my other problem is that all apps view is still going to be made semi-worthless by having 8 different things listed called "update" or "uninstall" without any of them being sorted into folders to differentiate them
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May 1, 2015 23:38
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those uninstallers are apps too!
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May 1, 2015 23:39
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Sudo Echo posted:still can't get over how bad the "computer" icon is the win 98 computer icon is both more colorful and visually appealing
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May 1, 2015 23:39
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there's about three different visual styles going on there it's really good
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May 1, 2015 23:41
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Metrication posted:lmfao does windows 10 still come with metro internet explorer
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May 1, 2015 23:42
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not much, what's updat with you
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May 1, 2015 23:43
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pram posted:does windows 10 still come with metro internet explorer no, and desktop ie is now under the accessories folder in the start menu
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May 1, 2015 23:45
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carry on then posted:no, and desktop ie is now under the accessories folder in the start menu lol
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May 1, 2015 23:48
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notification pane continues to look like babby's first webpage (no screenshot because there is no prntscrn key on god's laptop)
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carry on then posted:no, and desktop ie is now under the accessories folder in the start menu where it with live forever in app valhalla, with character map and windows fax and scan
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