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Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
reminder

Quantum Finger posted:

post ITT every time there is no reason to vote for hillary clinton

Quantum Finger posted:

post ITT whenever its "gently caress the koch bros o'clock"

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Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
snype queen

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Another page, another couple of bucks stolen from goons and redistributed to Bernie.

I LOVE FRONT BUTT
Jan 15, 2005

They can never see us :allears:
Shitposting for Bernie

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Good job on getting to 40.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
I might go vote for him. If they ain't nothing good on tv or anything.

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

I don't have anything to add but :justpost:

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Duh Ugh posted:

Another page, another couple of bucks stolen from goons and redistributed to Bernie.

i was forged into a white hot poo poo poster in the mines of lf

finally all my suffering has meaning

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Joementum posted:

Quote of the night, “A wild-eyed socialist with dangerous views on foreign policy; and Bernie Sanders." ~ Ted Cruz, on the Democratic primary.


socialists all the way down, boys

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

I'm an absentee voter so my vote matters even less than usual, but Bernie can have it anyway.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

NakedWithCandy posted:

I might go vote for him. If they ain't nothing good on tv or anything.

a list for the purge began on day zero.

are you sure you don't want to reconsider that statement, comrade? :commissar:

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

Kanthulhu posted:

The democratic party won't go left unless city bank and JPMorgan suddenly start believing in communism.

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Kanthulhu posted:

Hahahahahaha you sucker believe this poo poo?

The democratic party won't go left unless city bank and JPMorgan suddenly start believing in communism.

they will believe in the red of their blood bathing the streets

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Quantum Finger posted:

they will believe in the red of their blood bathing the streets

we shall water the tree of liberty with the blood of the nobility and the tears of their orphaned children.

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

I refreshed the page and no one had posted, so

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!
I heard that Bernie encountered a woman being eaten by an alligator during a fact-finding mission, broke up the fight, and got the alligator a job working at TCBY.

Truly, a Peacemaker.

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Fasdar posted:

and got the alligator a job working at TCBY.

Truly, a Peacemaker.

Is that why going to TCBY always costs me an arm and a leg?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




I know a lot of goons don't like Reddit but this subreddit is trending

http://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident

Now back to your regularly scheduled shitposting for Bernie.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
http://www.c-span.org/video/?297021-5/senator-sanders-filibuster


:iceburn: by The Bern.

Filibernster.

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 16:46 on May 2, 2015

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

I like that his name allows for some good burn puns

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
:yosbutt:


:justpost:

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

If someone buys a smiley for him at some point (they shouldn't), :iceburn: with an e would be a nice choice. You'd probably get a lot of use out of it until he drops out.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I like Bernie but his role in this election is to concede to Hillary and enthusiastically endorse her so that angry liberals can feel OK about supporting her, and to make this look like a real primary. He's probably on Goldman Sachs payroll too.

Also I'll bet good money that he never gets the opportunity to answer economic questions on the same stage as Hillary. He'll drop out early to eliminate the risk of contrasting their economic views directly.

Jill Stein 2016.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Quantum Finger posted:

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  AND  FACE  TO  BERNSAND

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



City of Tampa posted:

I like Bernie but his role in this election is to concede to Hillary and enthusiastically endorse her so that angry liberals can feel OK about supporting her, and to make this look like a real primary. He's probably on Goldman Sachs payroll too.

Also I'll bet good money that he never gets the opportunity to answer economic questions on the same stage as Hillary. He'll drop out early to eliminate the risk of contrasting their economic views directly.

Jill Stein 2016.

if sanders had not made a career out of sticking to his guns for three decades i'd be more inclined to believe you. as it stands i expect him to go HAM.

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I know a lot of goons don't like Reddit but this subreddit is trending

http://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident

Now back to your regularly scheduled shitposting for Bernie.

At least they're rallying around an actual good person with good opinions this time, instead of :evil:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
no guys for real! he is taking corporate money so he can legitimize hillary in the primary and then he will endorse her after he loses it! i drink my own urine!

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

City of Tampa posted:

I like Bernie but his role in this election is to concede to Hillary and enthusiastically endorse her so that angry liberals can feel OK about supporting her, and to make this look like a real primary. He's probably on Goldman Sachs payroll too.

Also I'll bet good money that he never gets the opportunity to answer economic questions on the same stage as Hillary. He'll drop out early to eliminate the risk of contrasting their economic views directly.

Jill Stein 2016.

He will almost certainly drop out and endorse Hillary (unless she has a stroke or something and doesn't end up the nom), but

Cubey posted:

if sanders had not made a career out of sticking to his guns for three decades i'd be more inclined to believe you. as it stands i expect him to go HAM.

I think it's safe to say he's making this run in good faith, even though he knows the odds are ~0.

z0glin Warchief
May 16, 2007

Man we got some weird smilies :palmon:

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Duh Ugh posted:

More ministerial blithering, more shitposts for Bernie!

Will these dreams still follow me
On of dark obscurity?
Can't you see it up in the sky
As it kicks you in the face and lets you die
You never have the answers
And now you tell me the facts of life
I really couldn't be bothered with you
Get out of my face and watch me die
Bernie inside! Bernie inside!

Absolution and a frozen room
Are dreams of men below
I try to grab it but the touch is hot
The mirrors collapses, but the image can not
I'm scared of darkness in a light
I scare myself cause I know I'm right
I see the evil in your savage eye
As it cuts right through the sky
Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!
Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!

Calling the mantra with a blade in the skin
For the demons within
I feel the pain is the death and decay
But the lesson never fades away
Too little shadows, turn away
Another man through the window pane
Another slave and a victim of fate
Another lesson in hate
Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!
Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!

The Bern is a Terrible Thing to Taste

I'll vote for Sanders in the primary, maybe he has a chance.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

z0glin Warchief posted:


I think it's safe to say he's making this run in good faith, even though he knows the odds are ~0.

I think he is going to surprise us all.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Cubey posted:

if sanders had not made a career out of sticking to his guns for three decades i'd be more inclined to believe you. as it stands i expect him to go HAM.

Bernie says he's independent and says he's a socialist but he always votes with the Democrats; he is a good little partisan.


z0glin Warchief posted:

He will almost certainly drop out and endorse Hillary (unless she has a stroke or something and doesn't end up the nom), but


I think it's safe to say he's making this run in good faith, even though he knows the odds are ~0.


So he's running in good faith but he knows that he's not going to win and we all know that he will endorse Hillary?

He's bringing those pesky liberals home to the Democratic Party, just like a good little partisan would do. The future of Wall Street depends on it.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

gently caress the Republic. posted:

I think he is going to surprise us all.

i won't be surprised. i expect him to win.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



hillary does not need sanders to win the presidential election. if she ran unopposed for the democratic primary she would still beat the republicans because they have zero electable candidates and this is not going to change. you're off your rocker if you buy what you are trying to sell here.

the democratic primary might as well be the presidential election for 2016.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


i'm filibernsting gbs with shitposts until this man is president

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Cubey posted:

hillary does not need sanders to win the presidential election. if she ran unopposed for the democratic primary she would still beat the republicans because they have zero electable candidates and this is not going to change. you're off your rocker if you buy what you are trying to sell here.

the democratic primary might as well be the presidential election for 2016.

This is correct.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

jarofpiss posted:

i'm filibernsting gbs with shitposts until this man is president

yielding 2minutes of our time to Kyoon.

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
even though i'm starting to sincerely believe this grand clinton-sanders-goldman-sachs master scheme of yours(lol) it's going to backfire hard when crazy lefties like me still won't vote for the hilldawg in the general

i'd rather protest vote 3rd party

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